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CSIRT Labrador Retriever

@RyanStalets

I chase cloud squirrels and collaborate with cloud residents on squirrel detection and response. @[email protected]

Katılım Ağustos 2012
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CSIRT Labrador Retriever@RyanStalets·
@sp1icer @Infosec_Taylor @_mbanana Look at it like a Labrador Retriever: “Wow, look at all this fun stuff I get to do! I get to learn cloud and kick squirrels off the lawn and talk to developers and write reports! What will I get to do tomorrow? Ball? Ball!”
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Corey Quinn
Corey Quinn@QuinnyPig·
This "OpenAI makes ex-employees sign lifelong NDAs or forfeit all of their equity" thing reminds me of something but I can't quite put my finger on it. Any ideas, @isforat?
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CSIRT Labrador Retriever@RyanStalets·
@DanielW_Kiwi @hmemcpy This is going to sound dumb but in some systems the save button really does need extra help, at least for me. Sometimes I need to know if it saves and leaves me on the record so I can keep editing or saves and takes me somewhere else. Ticketing systems, Agile work items, etc.
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Daniel 🦔
Daniel 🦔@DanielW_Kiwi·
@hmemcpy I had to write the help for every button on screen. The "save" button saves your changes I felt particularly proud of that one.
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Igal Tabachnik@hmemcpy·
writing unit tests be like
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CSIRT Labrador Retriever@RyanStalets·
@DM3k_tech “Sorry, I’ve not worked with your app before - can you explain X like I’m a Labrador retriever?” is a relatively common question I ask since I have to work with a ton of different teams/apps.
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Blair - Neurospicy Hacker
Blair - Neurospicy Hacker@DM3k_Tech·
I'm starting to get off on explaining stuff to people who have degrees and certs in areas that I've had to teach myself in, to have them say "you're absolutely right" or "I never thought of that, that's brilliant"
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CSIRT Labrador Retriever@RyanStalets·
Unsolicited dog pic. Was doing some stuff on the motorcycle and he wanted to be where the action was (instead of his soft bed 😛).
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Ben Kershner
Ben Kershner@benkershner·
@RyanStalets @rchrdbyd This is the PT11 by Port Townsend Watercraft. It’s an 11’ rowing and sailing dinghy. By splitting the boat in half like this we can nest the bow inside the stern reducing the length to about 5’ 10”. This allows me to store the dinghy on the foredeck of our 41’ sailboat.
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Ben Kershner
Ben Kershner@benkershner·
Flipping ahead a few pages un the build book, the dreaded snip is within sight.
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Ben Kershner
Ben Kershner@benkershner·
@rchrdbyd If this is what you think circumcision is you may need to have a conversation with your doctor. Maybe your lawyer too.
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Tom McCheese
Tom McCheese@Wookiee__·
Message on Skype “you need to email <insert name> to request access” Me: “isn’t that the point of the ticket? I request access, my manager approves it via the ticket, then goes to another approval?” *crickets*
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Chris Munns
Chris Munns@chrismunns·
Nice! New farting booths in the office. Should make the general open floor experience even better!
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CSIRT Labrador Retriever@RyanStalets·
@kvlly Allegedly I’m a “Principal Application Security Architect” and today I created epics and features in Azure DevOps and did only a little bit of architecture.
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Kelly Vaughn
Kelly Vaughn@kvlly·
If you’re wondering how coding is going as a Director of Engineering, today I edited an HTML email template
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CSIRT Labrador Retriever@RyanStalets·
@DoomsdayGoth @caterpillar Not sure when you graduate, looks like our full time college grad roles for this year are filled but both IT (which houses the central cybersecurity team) and Digital (web/mobile app engineering division, we have a small appsec team) still have summer intern roles posted.
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scythe
scythe@DoomsdayGoth·
I’m interested in obtaining a Masters degree in the future however I’m wondering how do I get my future employer to pay me to get my masters? How does that work?
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CSIRT Labrador Retriever@RyanStalets·
@VPNSteve @AccidentalCISO I’m familiar with pyramid of pain but I’m thinking more design and less threat detection (I’m not a CSIRT Labrador retriever anymore but I have yet to figure out what labbo I am now and “feral raccoon of security architecture” is also on the list of possibilities 😂)
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CSIRT Labrador Retriever@RyanStalets·
Does anyone have an example of a threat model done really well so that I can understand if what I see happen is what is supposed to happen? CC: @AccidentalCISO because that’s the only way I can get visibility out of the algorithm 😂
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CSIRT Labrador Retriever@RyanStalets·
@AccidentalCISO but the output I most often see is a tabletop vulnerability assessment complete with CVSS scores. It’s hard for me to feel like those add much to an already crowded conversation. But that’s why I want to talk to people, because maybe I just don’t understand. 2/2
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CSIRT Labrador Retriever@RyanStalets·
@AccidentalCISO The reason I ask is that I think of a threat model as “determine the bad scenarios that might happen to my specific app and the likelihood of those scenarios occurring” (like scenario-based DR planning), 1/
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Accidental CISO
Accidental CISO@AccidentalCISO·
If I ever release an album, I'm going to call it "Risk model in a bottle."
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Just Tiffany 👻
Just Tiffany 👻@xTiffVicious·
Why do our brains always seems to create worst case scenario narratives for the unknown?!
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