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Just two months ago Adam Schiff proudly endorsed his longtime friend Eric Swalwell for Governor of California. Schiff praised Swalwell's character and said that Swalwell wasn't "fundamentally indecent" like Trump. These two sleazeballs have been lying together for over a decade. There is no chance that Schiff didn't know what Swalwell was doing.

@GuntherEagleman Gunther, as much as I loathe all those individuals you mentioned, there are just as many Republican fraudsters in Congress and the Senate! So be careful what you wish for!

We need to do a mass expulsion in Congress, TODAY. - Ilhan Omar (immigration fraud, married her brother) - Eric Swalwell (s*xual assault) - LaMonica McIver (attacked Federal agents) - Sheila Cherfilus-McCormick (stole 5M from FEMA) Call it a spring cleaning.

@kittenaround_51 @TeamTrump47 Marathon bars were 🤌🏻

Candies that didn’t survive the 1980’s. I know some of these are still around that shouldn’t be on the list. Which one surprised you? I totally forgot about the Gatorade gum!

@LucasAtLarge Just be thankful he’s gone!

Nothing like running away from the challenge of getting the UW football program back on track. Wasn't it the goal? He didn't have Paul Chryst's back. He didn't have Jim Leonhard's back. And you can't say that he has Luke Fickell's back. Not with such a consequential season ahead.

@PenguinsJesus He’s too small. Hope he proves me wrong in the playoffs, but I got a bad feeling.

Sam Girard has been, quietly, the best story of the last week for the Penguins. He’s quietly found a new gear and really is flying all over the place.

@AmericaPapaBear What the fuck is happening in this world?!?

MUST SEE: The SHOCKING scene inside of a Sheetz convenience store in Harrisburg, PA when a MALE KAREN customer VERBALLY BERATED a SPECIAL NEEDS employee because he was not greeted properly! The employee was visibly distraught during this interaction and sat there in shock. This is NOT ok! He doesn't like how he was 'treated' and then mistreats a special needs worker. UNREAL!

This is the most sublime example of “the internet is forever” ever! Here’s censured liar Adam Schiff pontificating about “lying and indecency” with Eric Swalwell in an instant classic. Watching the Democrat Party implode in slow motion is a such a joy.

@its_The_Dr Brilliant physical comedian.

Tim talks about Harvey.

@RodDMartin Our prices are still double what they were before the war. America selling more oil does nothing for Americans.

Every day the Strait remains closed. America sells more oil and gas. Funny how no one’s thought of that. Except Trump.

@seth_richgalt @ThePatriotOasis @brightbar97089 Yep.

@ThePatriotOasis @brightbar97089 Why is this a bad question? Scottie was just saying yesterday that he sometimes shoots good and gets scores out of his good play, and sometimes he plays good and his score doesn’t reflect it. The reporter was asking him an extension of his previous comments.

WATCH: Scotty Scheffler NUKES reporter after his epic third round at the 90th Masters Tournament. Q: “That was a 65 today, what do you feel like it could’ve or should have been?” SCHEFFLER: “Just a terrible question… Next Question... Awful...”

@ThePatriotOasis I thought it was pretty damn good.

@jmarshfof I like him too. Doesn’t get enough ice imo…

Ilya Solovyov is someone I always enjoy watching. Doesn’t do anything poorly. His best skills are defensive in nature. But he is like a cup over a flame on entries. Quietly smothering presence.

@THEREALBIG_DEE @jmarshfof 😂 True!

@STFandEAFP @jmarshfof Ovi is resting on the ice anyway

Really thought Crosby would insist on playing these final two against Ovechkin.

@TheKevinDalton Ohh, we know who you are… a massive pos!

“I do not suggest to you in any way that I’m perfect or a saint. I have certainly made mistakes in judgment in my past, but those are between me and my wife and to her I apologize deeply for putting her into this position.” - Eric Swalwell, odd thing for an innocent dude to say

@liam_mchugh Dangerous tackle by the boards. Pussy move by MacLean.

there’s guys you can hit… and guys you can’t

@PenguinsPR @penguins Sucks for everyone who had tickets. I would guess the NHL will look into this and probably create some policies to help avoid situations like this. I’m all for resting our players, but fans spend too much money to have this unfortunate situation come about.

The following players will not play today and their statuses are considered day to day: - Sidney Crosby (lower-body) - Ben Kindel (upper-body) - Evgeni Malkin (upper-body) - Bryan Rust (lower-body) - Parker Wotherspoon (upper-body) - Erik Karlsson (lower-body) - Kris Letang (upper-body) Connor Dewar (lower-body) will not play today and is week to week.

@BigSaveEh @MaiettaSports That’s pretty affordable imo.

@STFandEAFP @MaiettaSports But a 6x6 might be the best contract in the league in a year

Egor Chinakhov with 1 goal & 2 assists in the Penguins 5-2 win against New Jersey! Chinakov had 6 points (3G + 3A) in 29 GP with Columbus He has 36 points (18G + 18A) in 41 GP with Pittsburgh. He has 10 points in his last 5 games! The Penguins need to sign Chinakhov to a nice long term contract!

@dom_lucre 🤣😂 Sure, I’ll just let a psychopath in my house.

🔥🚨JUST IN: This Ring camera owner has released footage of a hysterical man banging on their door while demanding to see their daughter as he threatened the owner telling him he “will end him” if he doesn’t open up.

Enlisted at 18. Rangers by his early twenties. Selected into Delta Force at 23. Seventeen deployments. In 2015 in Kirkuk, during a nighttime hostage rescue under heavy fire, he cleared the first building and freed 38 hostages. Then he crossed open ground under fire to a second building, climbed it, and went back in repeatedly through smoke and heat with bolt cutters until every single person was out. 75 hostages walked out alive. By 2020 he was a Medal of Honor recipient. Master Sergeant Thomas Payne. Born April 2, 1984. Some men are just built for a different calling. He answered it every single time.