Kelly Stevens

This Chinese guy is Trumping more than Trump

Love this!

@WSMV Does any other state actually want Memphis though?

Memphis state representative calls for city to secede from Tennessee ebx.sh/l6jm7X

He knows to make extra.

@tuuu28283 Nashville is fun. We have music and hot chicken.

アメリカの兄弟達 友達にアメリカ今度行きたいんだけど 初級編でハワイかニューヨークいきたいって伝えたら ニューヨークは危ないって言われたんだけど兄弟達どう思う？？

I’m kind of obsessed with Neil right now.

When I’m having a bad day I’ll just remember that at least I’m not a foreign country’s First Lady or Queen attempting to look elegant next to Melania. Her light pink dress and white gloves are absolute perfection.

Elegant. Patriotic. Amazing to see such an elevated White House and beautiful events.

Kimmel’s hateful and violent rhetoric is intended to divide our country. His monologue about my family isn’t comedy- his words are corrosive and deepens the political sickness within America. People like Kimmel shouldn’t have the opportunity to enter our homes each evening to spread hate. A coward, Kimmel hides behind ABC because he knows the network will keep running cover to protect him. Enough is enough.  It is time for ABC to take a stand.  How many times will ABC’s leadership enable Kimmel’s atrocious behavior at the expense of our community.

@ViolaAppleton6 @NoFilterSkin I’ve been so worried! I’m actually considering taking Prevagen to slow my mental decline. 🤣

@SageRaven007 @NoFilterSkin I was the same last year, was so relieved when I realised 😂🤦

Perimenopause symptoms no one talks about. I’ll go first: Forgetting words that I’ve used every day for decades

@HelmutStellreic @yamanakanobody Tesla

@SageRaven007 @yamanakanobody WHICH EV KELLEY, WHICH ONE?

アメリカ人って普通に運転する車と壊れた時用の予備の車を持ってんだってさ！ 凄くね？

"In light of this evening's events, I ask that all Americans recommit with their hearts in resolving our differences peacefully." - President Donald J. Trump 🇺🇸

This makes the last 11 years with my German Shepherd make so much sense! I spent 800 bucks at the ER vet because he acted like he was dying, and it was gas. Gas.

@DefiantLs Wait, does this guy think he’s the alpha? I kept waiting for the alpha to show up.

"Hey MAGA, want to see a real alpha male?"

This made me cry-laugh

Capybaras have long legs and they kept it a secret