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@bigswankky i have a cousin whos parents are struggling to pay her tution but at campas she is doing these nonesence, sometimes i begin to think educating girls is a crime if such is what they become.

Giving birth to a female child should be illegal in 2026 can you just imagine this!!😳😂

@ChelseaFC @todd_boehly Please this time arround get @JohnTerry26 and some legends into that dressing room. Please get @TheFrankLampard or @cesc4official as the coach. @FabrizioRomano please forward this to chelsea owners. @SkySportsNews @SkySportsPL @BBCSport

@Blue_Footy @MrDomSmith I wish i didn't see this, am just too pissed.

‼️Chelsea sporting directors are in agreement that Marco Silva should be a candidate for head coach role. ~ @MrDomSmith

@MUFCDarren_ They were bais against Chelsea unfortunately it didn't work.

Two weeks ago Lisandro Martinez was given red card for touching Calvert Lewin’s hair. Today he did exactly same thing to cucurella and wasn’t book because he’s not Manchester United player 😂

@BustedNutz @Anatoli67120197 @jacksonhinklle I think you are just jealous of Russia.

@Anatoli67120197 @jacksonhinklle Nobody in Europe cares about Russia. We don’t want to talk about Russians. We don’t want to see Russians. We don’t want to visit Russia. We are happy to never see any Russian person ever again. Thank you

🇷🇺 Putin 'mocks' Europe's leadership: "Russia still supplies nuclear fuel to the US, and not a word of protest. Why? Simple — they profit from it!"

@FabrizioRomano These owners are just destroying chelsea. Just get Meresca back.

🚨 BREAKING: Chelsea have decided to SACK Liam Rosenior with immediate effect. It’s OVER after 4 months, and 5 consecutive defeats with 0 goals scored. ❌

@carson_bg @DailyMonitor Unfortunately its a directive by ministry of education, Lira is just implementing

@DailyMonitor A local government worker is seeing and implementing what heads of the Ministry of Education and sports have failed to identify... Oh God Uganda! Good call Lira .

Lira City’s education department has banned holiday lessons and ordered an adjustment of nursery school hours, citing concerns over learners’ mental health. The Lira City Education Officer, Ms Jane Obeny, announced the directive on Tuesday following a stakeholders’ meeting held at Lira Primary School ahead of the close of the first term. Under the new guidelines, nursery classes will now begin at 8am, with closing time moved to 12pm. Officials said the decision was informed by growing concerns about the pressure placed on young learners through excessive academic schedules. #MonitorUpdates 📹: Patrick Ebong

@FrankKhalidUK He successfully taken Chelsea back to 0

Give me one positive thing about Liam Rosenior?

@ESPNUK I just want this man back at Chelsea. He would align things there.

Jose Mourinho could really do an invincible season with Benfica in Liga Portugal and still not end up winning the league 😮 Four games left to play 👀

@nbstv Selfisness!

What is your view on the proposal to extend the Parliament term of office from 5 to 7 years? #NBSUpdates #NBSLiveAt9

@mkainerugaba @norbertmao General please we want a sound parliament with respectable and responsible speaker, Anita's integrity is questionable.

I respectfully request my big brother Ladit @norbertmao to not run for Speaker of Parliament. Please listen to your younger brother. We can get better positions. 🙏

@humblemanofgod5 @Sudhirntv Anita, if not careful, with such attitude, may lose her position as a speaker of parliament to Mao.

@Sudhirntv And Minister Norbert Mao responds by responds by posting an invitation letter from the national chairperson NRM

As the NRM, we cooperate with other political parties, but cooperation does not mean you should come into my bedroom. It should stop in the compound. This was a clear shot at Justice Minister Norbert Mao, who is from the DP party but is attending the Kyankwanzi NRM retreat. 😂😂

@ArthurMuhwezi12 He looks sick and if true, could be he has started ARV medication, with hear say, that drugs effects on some people is psychological. You never know. Its so 😔

This Okello guy is clearly not mentally okay. You can see it in his eyes there's no life left, like his spirit is completely absent. In Africa we often deny things like depression, but this brother needs urgent mental health intervention in a facility before any trial. bambi, he needs help.

@APJesseAngel @DailyMonitor You have no idea or never a victim of theft in the city. The so-called kids are the most dangerous one, they move in groups, they even rape women.

@DailyMonitor With all due respect, gangs doesn't look like this. I was once a street kid and experienced first hand what these guys go through. You've not arrested criminal gangs but homeless people who have nowhere to go!

This evening, gunshots were fired at around Queens Way as police stormed drainage channels, dismantling gang hideouts. Police and sister security agencies have arrested over 100 suspects in the two-day operation since Easter Monday. Suspected thugs behind Clock Tower phone and bag snatching were found in possession of knives, pangas, and narcotic substances. 📹Ibrahim Kavuma #MonitorUpdates

@GregorySch47578 @MrImranPk You forgot with some smoke 😂😂😂

This is the helicopter of the superpower America lying down.

@mtnug Phase 3

Free Data Giveaway. We’re announcing Change Makers winners today… but which phase is it? Let’s see who’s been paying attention👀 Use hashtag #MTNChangeMakers

@sk_citeh @HEBobiwine Mr. On what crime were those officers charged? Negligence of duty. Their duty was done and closed on 14th January. Bobi left on 16th. The crime they committed was executing their duty by the laws. They were not partisan.

@HEBobiwine Bobi wine you're the most coward in this scenario and your cowardice has costed this police officers to lose their jobs, I hope you will now step up and provide for them. What happened to kalonde,kakume,kabanje

UPDATE: The criminal regime yesterday paraded before the Police Court, nine of the police officers who were assigned to our campaign! They were all dismissed from the Uganda Police Force with disgrace. Their crime? "Neglect of Duty". The criminal regime claims that they assisted me in escaping from my own home. Crazy! And yet, in fact, these professional police officers were withdrawn on 15th January, which was election day. By the time I left my home on the 16th when the military raided, they were no longer on duty. But now, they're being hounded, persecuted, and punished because the regime can not live with the embarrassment of not being able to locate me for two months. They're looking for anyone to blame. In any event, these officers were deployed to protect me and not to spy on me. But this is what Museveni has turned all institutions into! He expects them to do everything illegal, criminal, or immoral to sustain his criminal enterprise. Choosing to act professionally has landed very many civil servants in trouble. We understand that in addition to being dismissed, officer Kigenyi and another were taken back to detention at the police station at the Railway grounds and are still being interrogated! UGANDA WILL BE FREE. For now, we stand in solidarity with these officers, who, like many other Ugandans, have had to taste the wrath of a desperate regime in its evening. #FreeUgandaNow

@Nino12x I think this is what Liam is talking about. Too childish, the team needs a goal, he is in showbiz. Palmer today was rusty. A goal keeper to beat, would have copied Estava

Attempting a no look pass in that position is a level of unseriousness I haven’t seen in a long time🤦🏾‍♂️ x.com/Nino12xx/statu…

@Wolves Gabriel forgot he was at opponent goalie. He did exactly what they do to opponent

This moment 🔂

@_onlyscott Falcao

Guess the player VERY HARD