Salim Merlin

@ManchesterM16 @UtdDistrict Shut the fuck up dummy

@UtdDistrict Keane misquoted him but he has been assist spamming for weeks. We’ve all seen that.

🚨🎙️ | Bruno Fernandes reveals he's tried to get in contact with Roy Keane about his lies: "I don't mind criticism. I ALWAYS take criticism from everyone and anyone, and I never reply to anything whatsoever. People have an opinion, they think it's good, bad, whatever. "What I don't like is when people LIE about things. And in this case... basically, what he said is a lie. And luckily for me, it's everything on record. "IMAGINE if it wasn't. Then people will think like, 'oh yeah, Bruno is the guy always trying to go with the assist'. I even asked Ole [Solskjær] for his number to text him, to be HONEST, to have a word with him, to SAY, that I don't mind the criticism, I don't like when people lie about things that I say. "Because this is like, goes a little bit over the top of the things that I think are acceptable." [@B_Fernandes8]

@c_theking @NinyeTabz A born again can't differentiate between herself (fool) and me, the irony

@SalimMerlin2 @NinyeTabz If you are looking for fools, I suggest that you look at yourself

Museveni was aware that it only takes AAA one solid question for her to lose her temper so in that Nakasero meeting, he had invited the clergy from Bukedea and some parts of eastern Uganda to bear him witness! He didn’t waste any time, and she didn’t disappoint too!

After Manchester City’s Premier League title challenge ended at Bournemouth on Tuesday, the expectation was that Pep Guardiola would confirm the inevitable, that he is leaving at the end of the season. Then the days ticked by. Until Friday, when the news was announced. But, behind the scenes, he had long planned to leave the club this summer. @SamLee goes inside Guardiola’s Manchester City exit - and their move for Enzo Maresca. FREE TO READ: bit.ly/49iHble

@emmanuel_dombo @SpireJim Olega okuba omusiilu

@SpireJim My brother @SpireJim , I know you as a university Profeessor and you teach many of my friends & relatives. But I also know you as a very good cartoonist with intern'al accolades, at least according to your privious posts. Calling you an artist, was in that spirit. No bad taste.

They both studied art and comedy! One does it thru cartoon work, and the other thru music, dance and drama.

@KagutaMuseveni Andrew poked the leopard's an*s when he wrote this article a few days ago. It's this article that M7 is replying to. independent.co.ug/when-old-age-s…

@United_Steeze He's urgate 2.0

THE REAL REASONS MAN UNITED FANS DO NOT APPROVE OF EDERSON TRANSFER Funny as it sounds, the reasons have been baseless and not substantial. 80 percent of folks out here shouting and saying "No to Ederson" have never watched a Atalanta game. Some based their excuse based off opinions from bigger accounts. Some based it off a few YouTube highlights and 10 minutes clip. Some claim it's due to him being left out of the Brazil World Cup squad, meanwhile, same sect wants and are aggressively pushing for Matheus Fernandez. Some don't want him because he doesn't appear flashy and lacks aesthetics on the ball. This was similar to the criticism surrounding Senne Lammens' transfer to Man United. If the new Man United board wants Ederson alongside Tonali and other signings please bring

@googalu @mufcytp Is this the same head you use for crossing the road?

@mufcytp What’s he supposed to say, oh I’d like to thank Man Utd for still paying my wages 🫣🫣🫣

Marcus Rashford via Instagram: “Special thanks to Unai, Hansi, Thomas, Aston Villa, Barcelona & England for believing in me when things got tough. ❤️” Technically, he is still a United player, and the club still pays part of his wages, yet there is no mention of United here. Unbelievable that some fans still want this player back at the club.

@nbstv @AndrewMwenda Who's this stupid guy

.@AndrewMwenda: You can do a poll right now and Muhoozi is the most admired public figure in Uganda. #NBSFrontline #NBSUpdates

@Pliam_ JBL zamuyitamu dda

Binno byali bya ddi??🙄🤷🏻‍♀️

@MarianRage They are so ignorant

Masha’Allah 👏🏽

@lulanzeashirafu May the evil angels accompany him

The son of the late NRM Kayunga chairman, Moses Kalangwa, has responded to those celebrating his father's death on social media, saying: "Those celebrating my father's passing are driven by jealousy and poverty. Come and witness the burial of a rich man – without any contributions from poor people."

@JustineNameere It's easy to spot a thief

I was the Guest of Honor at the Swearing in Ceremony of the councillors of Kimaanya Kabonera Division. I am humbled that they voted for the NRM candidate for Speaker of this Division.For first time the majority councillors in Masaka City are NRM! Let's serve our people deligently

@masuhd_ @JingoIbrahim3

Museveni has 146 RDCs (main ones) Museveni has 170 Deputy RDCs. Museveni has 432 Assistant RDCs. Museveni has 400 vehicles for his offices Museveni has 996 employment in state house Museveni has 59 waitresses Museveni has 14 room attendants. Museveni has 40 private secretaries Museveni has 80 gardeners Museveni has 129 drivers Museveni has 50 cleaners Meanwhile, mulago hospital has 2649 workers to cater for 45m Ugandans.

@MugerwaGina @ProudMuzzukulu1 @KagutaMuseveni You're a fool if you still believe in his lies

@ProudMuzzukulu1 @KagutaMuseveni TRUE. He has always had a strong vision for Africa’s industrial future. Regional value addition like this is exactly what will unlock real prosperity for our people. The African parable of digging wealth only to buy finished products abroad must end. Africa must refine and export

Today at Nakasero, I met Mr. Aliko Dangote and we discussed the proposed East African regional refinery. I informed him that from the very beginning, we have always opposed the export of raw materials without value addition. That is why Uganda delayed oil production because we insisted on first having a refinery. Without refining our oil, it would not make economic or strategic sense to simply export crude oil while others benefit from the finished products. I, therefore, welcomed the idea of a bigger regional refinery because our objective is African integration and shared prosperity. We cannot continue operating as fragmented and weak markets. If East Africa works together, such projects become more viable and beneficial to our people. Uganda is ready to support the regional refinery initiative while also continuing with the development of our own refinery in Hoima.

@c_theking @NinyeTabz Look at this fool 👋

@NinyeTabz This makes me appreciate the prophetic. The ability to know something ahead of its time can make a huge difference. The hints from Prophet Elvis Mbonye last Tuesday fellowship are now making sense.

@JustineNameere @KagutaMuseveni @DaudiKabanda You married a young boy

H.E @KagutaMuseveni sent his trusted security to take me home safely on Friday night after kabanda got updf copoloz and set them up for a botched arrest wic ended in Mpigi when sfc came for me. No case, no interrogation and no search at our home! @DaudiKabanda feel free to dream

@KorishabaBruce He won only hearts of fools like you

This man has won our hearts in the last 3 days. We might need to apologise to him manh👏🏾🫡

@hotahotasa45082 May Allah make your body look like that rotten side of the orange,ameen

Islam is incompatible with Japan.

@HustleKing01 We all,laba kinno ekilugwala

You may not admit it but we all think Muhoozi may make a good president

@FredShaka @SSssebunya @NUP_Ug @mkainerugaba I can't support this corrupt drunkard

All NUP supporters are now backing Gen. Muhoozi Kainerugaba. Indeed, there are no permanent enemies in politics.💪🏾💪🏾