V. Belokon

Unpopular opinion: Thoreau’s critique of owning furniture is probably the most underrated statement on the human condition in written memory.

Beavers and wetlands have been gaining popularity we need to push this advantage

Recently switched wireless providers

@landforce @xPhilJFryx

found a sick hat on depop

It's supposed to be hard. Your first attempts aren't going to work. It's going to take a lot out of you. But energy is an asset we can always find more of.

Cleveland is a great “worst city in America” for people who haven’t been many places

@mrtheshire @NYPDnews Where’s @BadLegalTakes when you need him

@NYPDnews The 1st amendment says nothing about protesting or impeding freedoms of others

The No Kings protests have dispersed at this time and all traffic closures have been lifted.  We had tens of thousands of people across all five boroughs peacefully exercising their first amendment rights, and the NYPD made zero protest-related arrests.

@touchesgrass Been watching Landman and they ave Don Draper as an old dude with wrinkles. It’s fucking me up.

Did you know in HEAT (1995) the iconic shoutout scene was entirely improvised? After finishing their scene, Val Kilmer and Robert DeNiro decided to kill all the cops that had shutdown traffic, unaware director Micheal Mann was still filming.

@MoundLore @detroitnews Animal ag workers have some of the highest rates mental illness, on the job injury, and domestic abuse. It’s the only US industry regularly cited by the international human rights watch. It harms the animals, the workers, the consumers, and our country to enrich a few at the top

@detroitnews “Support dairy” somehow never makes it to the people actually milking the cows. Always stops somewhere upstream.

Michigan board OKs $50M in taxpayer cash to support fairlife, Chobani detroitnews.com/story/business…

Yes, exactly.

@touchesgrass “Fuck I think I’m in Gary” is so real

Should I delete all social media and focus exclusively on things happening in the real world around me

@knotjoke The Dr. Pepper museum downtown is a lot cooler.

went to the Texas ranger museum whoever writes these is retarded

Fuel Lockdowns?

@wildland_zko @TerribleMaps My favorite part is that they just completely obliterate Tehran with zero concern.

Lots of crazy ideas floating around X about ‘simple’ new canal projects to bypass the Strait of Hormuz. This one crosses a couple ten-thousand foot+ mtn ranges. I love @TerribleMaps

@freewhirrl Truly no group of government employees hates civil liberties more than public school administrators

You're laughing? A cop testified under oath that he does not know if Afroman fucked his wife, and you're laughing?

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

if i take my son (4) to the thrift store sometimes i give him $5. he found a record of “irish songs”. thought it was traditional ballads but one of the songs is about stealing an armored car and giving it to the IRA and now he sits in a big tartan recliner and listens to it alone