Sarah Hope 🤷🏻‍♀️

@RachelKent32217 @JonathanPieNews 🤣🤣🤣 haha so why are Australia not rushing to get involved then if you’re the ‘normal people?’ Think you’re living in the wrong country mate

@JonathanPieNews You toffee nosed Brit. Trump speaks to us normal people in language we understand. In Australia we would have used the C word instead of the B.

I've always been told Trump never touches a drop of alcohol. So presumably he's been celebrating Easter Sunday (the holiest of days in the Christian calendar) by having a toke on his finest crack pipe. What a fucking embarrassment...

@JaneFallon What the hell is wrong with people doing stuff like that?

I’ve taken the post about the obituary down, because I don’t want people to think I’m upset by it. I’m not. Pissed off yes. But more, I just want people to know that any photos you see of me in hospital, looking sad or with tubes sticking out of me are 100% fake - AI generated

@mozyBagz @fesshole How many replies to this confession???? #HitARawNerve

@fesshole Classic. Wife + bestie vs husband. The bestie always wins in these stories unfortunately.

My wife is adamant that I'm cheating, because her friend Becky apparently saw me in Leicester with a younger woman, I even proved I was at work, but Becky knows differently. I think the marriage is over.

@fesshole Eh? Don’t get it. Why would house cats not be make? Strange thing to believe

Didn't realise that house cats could be male until I was at a friend's house and said 'bill' was a strange name for a cat. I was 15. I still cringe thirty years on.

@piersmorgan Maybe his contract stated he had to declare any brushes/contact with the law - ever - and he didn’t? That’s the only thing I can think of?

I don’t understand this Scott Mills scandal. He was investigated by police 10yrs ago over alleged offences 25+ years ago, but no action was taken and case was closed. Now he gets instantly fired over same thing? The BBC needs to explain why, surely?

@DrowningGenX @PolitlcsUK Patriotism. You’re a joke. Writing as the though Americans are the only patriots 🤣🤣🤣

@DrowningGenX @PolitlcsUK Shows how little you know you muppet. The King has ZERO to do with the issues in hand. The monarch remains neutral. If that wasn’t the case there would be no visit. As for booing him - you do realise that is going against your president? Finally…..

🚨 BREAKING: Buckingham Palace has confirmed the King’s State Visit to the US will go ahead next month

@AlanStead10 @vitt2tsnoc All he gave was her name - told the staff he was her boyfriend (not true) and they gave him a key. It’s all in the article - and admitted to by the hotel

@vitt2tsnoc Well, I have seen any publicity about them being at the same party and him knowning her name and room number. The inference has been that the staff just handed a key to a random stranger. BTW, I am not blaming her in any way.

After a woman was raped in her hotel room… Travelodge now says staff must get explicit consent before giving someone a key to a guest’s room. I genuinely cannot get over the fact that this apparently needed to be written down as a NEW RULE in 2026. What the actual fuck.

@xsteve @Inevitablewest Do y like Starmer but Trump would be a loose cannon as a replacement.

@Inevitablewest I would gladly have Trump as our new PM in place of our pointless irrelevant lawyer.🇬🇧

🚨BREAKING: Donald Trump has finally had ENOUGH of Keir Starmer, accusing him of trying to break UK-US relations He's also said: "Stop importing people from foreign lands who hate you!" Most Brits agree with Trump here.

@JChapman1729 @Inevitablewest Spot on John!

@Inevitablewest The comment you made simply is NOT true. Most of us don't want to follow the US into another Iraq style war.

@RobbieRinder 100% this Rob.

Sometimes cutting off family is necessary when a relationship is genuinely impossible. But experience teaches this: it’s rarely simple, it rarely brings peace and it’s often far more costly than we admit. The resolution, if there is one, is learning to let the bad drop away and keep hold of the good.

So what? The rest of the World is angry at the US - ask us if we care?

@ohhanxiety Rugby/snooker/rounders…

can you?

@ohhanxiety Tennis?

@MrNickRobinson I’m watching it again for about the 10th time 😄

@LondonFire Sadly, most people don’t know you should never burn a standard sized candle (30cl) for more than 3hrs at a time which is a real hazard. The amount of people that leave them unattended too is worrying

⚠️Please use your candles safely ⚠️ We're issuing a warning after 4⃣ residential fires in just 4⃣ days over the festive period in London are believed to have been caused by the unsafe use of candles🕯️🔥 More: london-fire.gov.uk/incidents/2025…

@Alec_Zeck What a load of tosh

Birth is not an “emergency” requiring the presence of a white-coated pharmaceutical salesman cosplaying as a health expert; Birth is a natural, normal physiological process in which the woman’s body expresses the intelligence, beauty and co-creative capacity of nature, set forth by the God of all creation. The medical establishment has conditioned women to believe they’re broken and incapable, and that birth is something to fear. Birth is a sacred ceremony of creation to revere.

@MAGAVoice You are in tears? Christ

I am in tears. Look at the way Melania Trump looks at her husband as he announces “Navy One” ❤️ I truly love this man

That’s probably just how the indigenous American Indians feel about you - yet you stayed and didn’t ‘assimilate’ 🙄

@Snigglewhip @Martina Really? What a selective memory you have. Who was first to your side after 9/11? Who went into your dirty battle with you? We are done backstopping your violence and pulling you out of the shit because you’ve pissed every other country off.

He is vile. And has achieved absolutely nothing before being picked for VP. He is the true DEI hire…