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@bennyjohnson How could anyone hate this guy?

My bank froze my account for 'suspicious pattern of small deposits' i had to explain to a fraud analyst that a program sends me $40 eighty times a day - roughly $3,200 daily she put me on hold for nineteen minutes the bot runs on polymarket's 5-minute crypto markets eth up or down, btc up or down, new market every 5 minutes, 24/7 it connects via websocket to polymarket's CLOB, builds a fair value estimate, and fires gasless L2 orders on polygon whenever it finds mispricing above 6% → 80+ trades a day → average profit per trade: ~$40 → profits auto-redeem to USDC → USDC bridges to my bank as ACH deposits banks flag anything that looks like structuring 4.1 million suspicious activity reports were filed in 2025 alone my account had 80 identical deposits hitting every single day to the fraud algorithm i looked like a money launderer the analyst asked me three times to explain what a "prediction market" was i said "it's like if a stock and a sports bet had a baby and it lives on a blockchain" silence then she asked if i had documentation i sent her a csv export with 17,000 trades timestamped to the millisecond she unfroze the account, then told me i should "consider consolidating my deposits" the bot doesn't know how to consolidate - it just wakes up every 5 minutes, finds edge, and sends me $40 i'm not changing a thing the next SAR flag is her problem not mine Giving This Free for 24 hours. To get it: 1. Comment the word 'Trade' 2. Like and Retweet this post 3. Follow me @marryevan999 (so i can DM you)

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@healthnutritipz Yes

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@elonmusk That's exactly how people in the former Soviet Union thought and still think today. I used to live there.

Powerful words

@sulackpete EMAIL please.

@LoriMills4CA42 I agree 100%!

Since having my husband collapse and given a death sentence and we clearly see hope in promising NK Tcells back in their body to do their jobs, eat disease. Eat cancer cells. The FDA needs to stop going patient by patient and unleash ANKTIVA nationwide. President Trump signed right to try in 2018 and there is no reason to withhold this from the public. Fund and release! #ANKTIVA @ChiayuChenMD @drpatrick @ImmunityBio @pdsandiego @JeffRoseTV

Anyone got an invite for @producer_ai?

@davidfigeira AI

NOT 1 person will believe me This video is 100% AI generated You can now show your products with more interactive videos AI is truly getting scary RT + comment “AI” and I’ll show you how (must follow for dm)

Is he literally watching his back?

@AOC ... in Florida.

Billionaires use the same scare tactics every time to divide working people. It’s all to create hysteria and keep us from achieving the affordable, dignified life we deserve. We won’t fall for it anymore. Here’s to working towards a safe, welcoming, affordable, future for all.

@JeanneIves Obviously, Durbin still has a problem with reading and comprehension.

You literally graduated from Assumption HS - a private Catholic school in East St. Louis and at the public high school only 5% are proficient in reading and only 2% in math. You don't actually care about kids and their future.

She could be potentially 1% right, maybe, maybe. But the fact is, absolutely nobody watches CNN.

@ByronYork Let's say he did crash the economy. Is there any kind of elections in the next year?

Trump crashed the economy, cont'd. Look, the markets could plunge and things could go to hell next week. All this shows is the silliness of making big, panicked pronouncements when things are going badly.

@WesternLensman How could anyone truly believe taxpayer-funded government media?

LEFT: Trump has now ordered an END to federal funding of NPR and PBS. RIGHT: NPR CEO Katherine Maher believes her "number one challenge" is the First Amendment. It’s way past time for this to end. Not ONE DIME of US taxpayer money should fund these leftwing propaganda mills.

@bennyjohnson Never underestimate Trump.

🚨President Trump’s historical economic agreement with Ukraine will make the United States less reliant on China for minerals. According to Polymarket, there is only a 16% chance we see a deal between China and the United States before June. The ball is in their court.

@atensnut I've never seen him like this before. He seems like a man on a mission these days. Very impressive.

Rubio is a gem. I’m so impressed with him.

@ResisttheMS Isn't this already happening?

JUST IN: Rep. Zohran Mamdani, who's polling #2 in the New York City mayoral race, proposes we house the homeless with the subway system. Mamdani is a Muslim Indian who was born in Uganda.