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Predators are hiding on gaming apps—grooming kids for months before making their move. This isn’t rare, it’s a growing threat happening right under parents’ noses.

Post-emergency sex hits different. I just know Kash watched his girlfriend have the sex of her life last night

@CTachio83984 Time for a jaunty tune on this here flute

POPEYE 3000 me exerskelton is useless without a bit of the green stuff

@hell_line0 There was an old man that did this with me every week but it was enemas

i will never in my life forget when i was a grocery cashier and a girl put all her stuff on the belt, then grabbed a kitkat and put it on there too. i scanned it and handed it to her because i thought she was going to enjoy the treat right away. she looked at me and quietly said “no, it’s for you” this memory melts my heart every time. tiny acts of kindness really do last forever.

@themopinomicon Pocahontas talking to that gay little raccoon

Where the fuck does wind even come from

@niccagefan666 The guy in a Scream mask on Route 9 says 6 more weeks of winter 😪

poughkeepsie is like new york’s punxstawney in the sense that it also has syllables

@briggityboppity Siamu popo!!

This might exist somewhere but why isn't coconut preserves or marmalade a thing, a coconut spread with shreds of coconut to put on toast with peanut butter would be so good

@dodechaedrons Well they stay all year, unlike geese

white people be like Yeah I was a Swans fan at 12 years old

Nosotrosferatu

Remember during Covid when people were washing their hands. Yeah, never again, buddy

@CTachio83984 But I plan to find the time

never met tim heidecker #mytwocents

@eroscestlavie_x It always reminded me of The Police

Wait ok question for people who know more about 60s music than me: is the sardonic vocal affectation Trent is doing here actually something that the Beatles broke into rock music or does it have another origin. It feels sooo Lennon somehow lol. At the very least very English/UK

@RepFine Do you miss being able to use an american style toilet in the traditional fashion? Like were you ever a size where it was possible or have you always needed some sort of outdoor structure

Being an American is more than a piece of paper.

@tom_on_here But then what do I wash it down with??

If you’re having diarrhea, abstain from drinking water, that’s causing your stools to become liquid

@octopuscaveman Red flags in Men is prob the best song by The Fixx

red flags in men Modest Mouse Fan Thinks Skyler White was a villain Loves Buffalo 66 Listens to more than 0 podcasts Reads a lot of Bukowski or Cormac McCarthy Listens to a lot of Nick Cave or Tom Waits (specifically murder ballads and Franks Wild Years)

@OldRattleMan ThE tUb BeCkOnS

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@Fredward3948576 6g?

Driving 30 minutes to awkwardly stand in my friend’s cousin’s kitchen as he grabs a huge bag of weed from his room and weighs out 6g of that good but not great, some of that alright. Charming experience

@VeinRichard Everybody that got a boner wrestling with the dog gets a pass, I KNEW IT

when you get to the gates of heaven god will ask you "which beast of my creation did you consider the loveliest?"

@wsbtv It's connected to all the scientists getting killed WAKE UP

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