Scooter in the 313

@PeteHegseth @DeptofWar Signal chat says what?

“Captain” Mark Kelly strikes again. Now he’s blabbing on TV (falsely & dumbly) about a *CLASSIFIED* Pentagon briefing he received. Did he violate his oath…again? @DeptofWar legal counsel will review.

These are so damn cute. @camp_cryptid @ericafett #bigfootclub #stickers

@lyssasphere Love what you've done with the hallway... 😉

A witch and her familiar

@lanabeesfw One more thing to go bump on the night 😉

If i said i thought my apartment might have a poltergeist would yall call me crazy

@WhiteHouse Great Patriots my ass. They're jumped up thugs with a badge. Gestapo wannabe brown shirts. We didn't need ICE or DHS before 911, we can go back to the way it was.

@lanabeesfw The Force is strong with this one.

Drooling

@Matt_Pinner Look like pinecones. Maybe weights for a grandfather clock.

Nope, not ornaments. My friend is going through the house where her grandma and aunt lived their whole lives and finding weird stuff. Apparently these are solid and very heavy; too heavy to hang on a tree. What are they

It’s time to make the SAVE America Act the law of the land! We need to BLOW UP the filibuster and SECURE our elections 🇺🇸

@SenJohnKennedy Listen Foghorn Leghorn. If you want a day, make it a federal holiday. Otherwise zip it. Also you prove your citizenship at REGISTRATION, not the polling station. The precincts already know who you are and if you belong.

Here’s how to restore people’s confidence in our elections: 1. Go back to an election DAY, not an election month. 2. Require people to prove they are who they say they are when they vote.

@ThrillaRilla369 20%... so about $15

You're eating out and the bill is $74 - what are you tipping? Be honest, I'm trying to prove a point.

@MiStormChasers M-55

Let's settle this once and for all... where does "Up North" begin for your? React accordingly...

@otokyo__ Pink Floyd, Blue Oyster Cult, the Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Black Flag, Black Sabbath, White Lion, Green Jelly...

Can you name a band with a color in their name… no Googling!

Yo, @NewEraCap why do all the 39Thirty Armed Forces caps have the black mesh back panels instead of all olive like all the rest of the lineup styles? Bogue man, bogue. #MLB #ArmedForcesWeekend

@VinnysCorner1 Lance Parish

Age yourself by naming an MLB Catcher you grew up watching….. I’ll start: Gary Carter

@Miggysbat I absolutely chortled when I heard it.

“..that throw ends up in Saginaw” Has anyone considered that Jason Benetti is objectively hilarious? 😂

@deeptocenter @thehaileemurphy Was there in 23 when he threw a complete game. Kids got good stuff.

@thehaileemurphy Don’t worry Montero will throw a no hitter and it will all be worth it

I flew to Detroit for this 😭

@thehaileemurphy We regularly go to the Easter game, but I was hoping to see JV pitch tonight. Definitely bummed. 😩

@Matt_Pinner Ethel

Vintage old lady name for this DOG please

@omgchomp @ClaireMax 🩷💜💖

polytrix 💕

@lyssasphere You tell what old Zach De La Rocha always said... Anger is a gift.

What if they tell you anger isn't good for you because they're afraid of what would happen if people got mad?