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@HalfwayPost They should let him sleep.

@DailyIranNews Hegseth is looking a little bloated there.

“Iran said that their missiles could only reach two kilometers” - Pete Hegseth And that’s how he proved himself to be a moron. Do you really want people with this level of IQ to be the head of the department of war? WAKE UP AMERICA!

Too late

🚨 BREAKING: Senate Democrats blocked a GOP proposal to require photo ID for nationwide elections in a 53–47 vote.

@SecDuffy @POTUS @USDOT Cool Duffy, so who’s going to be driving the commerce trucks?

🚛🚫 NO ENGLISH, NO LICENSE! 17,000 TRUCKERS pulled OUT OF SERVICE for failing to pass our English language proficiency test. And we will continue to take dangerous foreign drivers OFF THE ROAD. Making America’s highways SAFE for you is a TOP priority for @POTUS, @USDOT, and @FMCSA 🇺🇸

@theliamnissan 🤣 Nope, still not getting old.

Yup, an average American

Trump: I used a mail in ballot. You know why? Because I'm President of the United States, I did a mail in ballot for Florida because I felt I should be here. Reporter: But you were in Palm Beach

@StateDept @IsraelWarRoom Like these assholes?

SECRETARY RUBIO: The people who run Iran are religious fanatics. Look at what they are doing: attacking embassies and hotels. Imagine what these people would do if they had a nuclear weapon. The President’s not just doing a favor for the United States, but for the world.

Huh.

@Sam34451869305 @theliamnissan Give him some slack. He is an actor after all.

@theliamnissan Ur map is crap. Civilian targets r a not a thing. But they will hit all airports big enuf to land a 747 n all military targets then industrial targets. Ur map is all wrong

You'll wanna be in the white zones folks

@PressSec I’ll say! Where can we sign up for pre-Market alerts? A nice cool 1.5 billion like your cronies made would do wonders for many hardworking Americans.

The American economy will flourish post-Iran conflict foxbusiness.com/video/63915682…

@WhiteHouse Then tell your Republican ass kissers to quit this nonsense and work out a solution with their fellow Democrats and Independents. It’s really that simple.

HUNDREDS of TSA officers have quit amid the Democrat shutdown. It's far past time for Democrats to FUND DHS and end the pain for our hardworking DHS and TSA employees.

@SenAshleyMoody @DHSgov @SenMullin What could possibly go wrong?

It’s official — our new Secretary of @DHSgov is confirmed! I have full faith he will keep our country safe — he’s the right man for the job. Congratulations, @SenMullin!

If no one else wants to say it, I will: Stop calling it a TSA crisis. It’s not broken. It’s being broken on purpose. Project 2025, page 159. This is how control gets sold to the public. You better vote.

@atrupar Spoken like a true expert.

Homan on ICE: "We're doing a security function at the airports. We're gonna arrest criminals going through airports, we're gonna look for human trafficking, sex trafficking, money launder-- ah, you know, money smuggling"

@ParrotCapital Stories like this make me miss Art Bell.

So let's get this straight... The Epstein Files were so bad that we had to launch the Iran War to cover it up, only to have the Iran War go so poorly that we had to fake peace talks, which resulted in aliens coming to earth to abduct our top UFO expert. Did I get that right?

Ten things happened overnight that are restructuring the global order. Nobody is holding all ten simultaneously. Hold them now. One. The IDF dropped over 100 munitions on Tehran, hitting Quds Force command posts, IRGC aerial defence and Ground Forces headquarters, a cruise missile manufacturing site, and multiple ballistic missile and warhead research facilities. This happened while Trump was telling the world he is having “productive conversations” with the country being bombed. Two. 330 of Iran’s estimated 470 ballistic missile launchers destroyed. Seventy percent. Fire collapsed from 90 missiles per day to roughly 10. Netanyahu then confirmed Israel eliminated two more nuclear scientists “just days ago” and added: “the hand is still outstretched.” Assassination and invitation in the same sentence. Three. Iran’s Foreign Ministry denied all contact with the United States for the fourth time in 12 hours. Then Reuters reported that direct talks could be held in Islamabad this week, with Vance, Witkoff, and Kushner expected to meet Parliament Speaker Ghalibaf. The same Ghalibaf who hours earlier threatened Treasury bond holders with strikes on their headquarters. Iran denies talks exist while Pakistan prepares the conference room. Four. Iran published its escalation ledger: “You struck our hospitals, we did not do the same. You struck our emergency centres, we did not do the same. You struck our schools, we did not do the same. But if you strike electricity, we will strike electricity.” Not a threat. Accounting. Every absorbed category banked as moral capital for the one escalation that changes everything. Five. Trump said Hormuz will be “jointly controlled, maybe by me and the Ayatollah.” Then said “nobody has heard from him, we don’t know if he is living.” CBS confirmed at least a dozen Iranian naval mines in the strait. Maham 3 magnetic-acoustic mines that activate without contact. The strait is not just closed. It is mined. Six. The IEA declared this the worst energy crisis since the 1970s. Forty assets damaged across nine countries. Eleven million barrels per day offline. Fertilisers, helium, sulfur, petrochemicals interrupted. Hormuz shipping “completely off the charts for the rest of 2026.” Seven. Ukraine struck Primorsk, Russia’s largest Baltic oil terminal. Fuel tanks burning. Both Primorsk and Ust-Luga suspended. Two wars. Two chokepoints. One planet. Zero spare capacity. Eight. Trump told 450 million Europeans: ratify my $750 billion trade deal by Thursday March 26 or lose American LNG. Qatar offline. Russia severed. Norway maxed. He spiked oil Saturday to create fear, crashed it Monday to create relief. Thursday is payday. Nine. Russia signed a deal to build Vietnam’s first nuclear power plant. Rosatom evacuates Bushehr with one hand and sells Ninh Thuan with the other. The disease and the cure ship from the same address. Ten. Rosatom is preparing “several waves of evacuation” from Bushehr nuclear plant, leaving a skeleton crew. Someone in Moscow calculated that the next phase of this war involves targets that glow in the dark. Ten events. Three continents. Two wars. One night. The strait is still closed and now mined. The 40 assets are still destroyed. The fertiliser is still blocked. The planting window is still closing. The launchers are still being hunted. The nuclear scientists are still being killed. And the five-day clock is still ticking toward Saturday. The molecules do not sleep. The molecules wait. open.substack.com/pub/shanakaans…

The Treasury just declared the U.S. insolvent. The media missed it. finance.yahoo.com/economy/policy…

Just when you think that things can’t get much worse - theguardian.com/us-news/2026/m…

@theliamnissan @LindstromCheryl You think this would get old. 😏

What was so horrible about it Melissa