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Mountain_Dew
@Sentientmtndew
Just a sentient can of Mountain Dew
uhh....idk Katılım Nisan 2026
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@jk_rowling Damn,guess I'm not a woman since I don't have any eggs,brb gotta tell my OBGYN
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Being biologically female means having a body that is observably organised to produce large gametes (eggs), as opposed to a body organised to produce small gametes (sperm). A woman is female whether her eggs have been fertilised or not. A man can never be female.
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@Softnessa_ Rent it for others to borrow,and force him to work himself to the bone if he wants a car himself. No assistance,no cosigning,nothing. Let him learn the hard way that in the real world you have to fight for yourself,shit won't just be gifted to you anymore
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@SeagleBran @Softnessa_ He's graduating HS dude,not of that shit is gonna matter soon,he needs to grow tf up
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Going to play devils advocate. All his friends are going to make fun of him and ask why his rich parents bought him a Honda. Childs image just got hurt unintentionally. Ungrateful absolutely. But I understand the point as well. Some of his friends probably got nicer cars and now he stands out in a bad way. He’s just embarrassed.
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@AaryanPrateekX People really need to learn some self respect,stop lashing out at your partner like a fucking child,and anyone on the receiving end needs to ask themselves if the relationship is worth being frozen out like this 24/7
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When I say modern-day dating has become miserable and is more of a humiliation ritual than love, this is what I mean.
Look at her texts and the misery in her life. she tried to put in her best effort and wanted to talk to him, but instead, she became meme material on the internet because he wanted some likes and validation.
Himanshu @oyehimanshu0
I replied irritably, and she replied this. Now i feel bad. 🫠
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I’ve been married for five years, and my wife does most of the cooking and cleaning. I hardly do those things.
Why? Because she cooks three types of meals on the weekend that last from Monday to Friday.
She only does laundry on weekends. She only cleans on weekends.
We also do our shopping only on weekends.
I had to help create these routines for her because she kept complaining about the “mental load” crap.
Women create a lot of this mental load for themselves and then complain that motherhood is hard. No, you made motherhood hard on yourselves.
She doesn’t have to deep-clean the floor late at night. She can do it tomorrow.
She doesn’t have to do laundry late at night either. Laundry can even be done on the weekend.
She doesn’t have to wash the dishes immediately; they can wait until tomorrow.
gingerX@Ginger_xe
The exhaustion of being a mom and a wife🥲🤧 it's two different responsibilities
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@james_xond 20
It was bc my dad died from cancer due to our bullshit healthcare system fumbling his surgery and treatments. It was not fucking worth it tbh I'd rather be homeless than have a dead dad
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Trying to prove a point.
How old were you when you became a homeowner for the first time?
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@FogbrainArts Society doesn't view children as people; they're either burdens or exist to abuse and boost one's ego. Mfs will shame empathy as evil then tear apart the innocent. If you ever thought society was ever actually concerned with the welfare of kids you aren't paying attention
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this was literally not a common occurrence 10-15 years ago.
ive heard alot of stories like this one firsthand, 6-10 year old kids are trying to kill themselves and being clinically depressed, and nobody's talking about it, its not an anomaly or singular case, its happening everywhere.
WTF@mrwtffacts
In 2025, after a long battle with depression, 10-year-old Liberty Hall tragically took her own life. She left behind this note for her mother, apologizing, and asking her not to blame herself 💔
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@GrowingBeEasy @ArtOfDialogue_ dawg the 50s were just a blip that was only possible bc we were the only country standing after ww2,that's why the economy was well enough poor and working class families could survive on one income,before the 50s most families WERE two income,that shit has NEVER been the norm
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@ArtOfDialogue_ I blame feminism and the healthcare system! The push for women to work that created a two income household and the healthcare system has been screwing up since Obamacare came in!
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“We need to have real conversations about motherhood and pregnancy.”
Joy Taylor says she wishes men could get pregnant as she pushes back on the narrative that women owe it to society to have children, calling it bullsh*t.
(🎥 Two Personal Show/Youtube)
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Black Horror is nothing more than revenge porn against Whites
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@litteralyme0 Is this natinal reverse day or something? Pretty sure this is a female thing bud 🤣
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@calebawani @CultureCrave Brother man fucking SANTA CLAUS is canon to DC,tf you mean grounded
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@CultureCrave A new butler is cool but replacing Alfred with a “gift from beyond the grave” feels a bit too convenient and soap-opera for Batman’s grounded world don't you think?
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Batman will have a new butler in the comics 🦇
She's described as a 'gift from beyond the grave' from the late Alfred Pennyworth
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@NickJFuentes bro really on here beefing w/ random E-celebs like they're his mortal enemies or smth,idk how ya'll can larp like revolutionaries when you're THIS fucking fragile
this is NOT tuff dawg
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If Trump wants to win us back, putting Hasan Piker in prison forever would be a good start.
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I met her last week, got engaged on Wednesday, completed all of Catholic marriage prep on Thursday, found a venue Friday, and got married yesterday.
Now hire me as Governor so I can deliver this level of speed and efficiency for Florida.
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@lordvictor dawg mfs kept breaking into her home,would you blame someone for shooting a burglur?
GIF
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Why are women obsessed with Medusa not being a villain?
𝐿𝑜𝑠𝑡 𝐼𝑛 𝑉𝑖𝑠𝑖𝑜𝑛𝑠 𓆩♡𓆪@LostInVisionss
it’s so refreshing that they didn’t portray her as a villain 🫶
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@chlocoate I mean, you gotta be 18 to buy a dildo. Same thing really, makes sense to me.
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Vought Rising is 70 years before The Boys so why does Stormfront look younger in The Boys?
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