Mark E Commerce

Our president is a fucking chump. Who behaves like this?

Nobody fell off harder than the hammerhead shark. Was a top shark for me as a kid and now completely obsolete in media and conversation.

@pamsson YES! I hope we’re this excited at the end too LGY

I would like the baseball season to start now. I’m very excited for this thing to get going.

Aaron Judge was asked how playing in the WBC final compared to playing in the World Series: "It's a high-stake game, just like any other game. Just like all the games we played from the very beginning. It's a high-stake game, but it's different when you got a band out in right field, a band in left field, different chants. You don't usually see that. "A World Series game, a lot of the passionate fans, they can't afford those tickets sometimes. So getting a chance to go to the games like that and represent your country, I think that's a big thing. You're representing your country, where you grew up, where you were born. So I think it's just a different level of passion." #Yankees

Happy birthday to Sister Rosetta Tharpe, born on this day in 1915! A true pioneer, playing rock ’n’ roll before it even had a name.

It’s like they haven’t even considered a gofundme

You're laughing? A cop testified under oath that he does not know if Afroman fucked his wife, and you're laughing?

guys we do NOT want USPS privatized… it’s a public service benefitting everyone

It did poison poor communities and make electricity and water more expensive though.

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Cranking hog or hogly cranking

@RustySutton I’m so very interested in trying to do this

I want to go to there

@fatstevebuscemi Hell yeah

paid my car off today can i get a hell yeah

@JamesNolanFS @BaseballQuotes1 Well maybe he deserved it. He shouldn’t be striking out in front of kids

@BaseballQuotes1 Absolutely terrible idea. Now there will be degenerates throwing up hot dogs and cursing out Mark Vientos for striking out in front of kids.

The Mets have introduced the 9-9-9 challenge as a concession this year

@MLBRaleigh @Trophybrewing This hat goes so hard

More goodies for the statewide push. See you on 4/11 at @Trophybrewing Maywood. #RaleighOnDeck #MLB2NC

This is double the mount of money the postal service has lost over the last 20 years btw and they want to see that dead in a ditch

@ChefReactions Oh yeah it not having that dodgers logo

@ChefReactions The only thing that could make this more appealing is if the little pour spout button worked

All my nightmares come true

“Let’s die like idiots” will be on my mind forever. This is an all-time tweet