Vaike

I see you're all too good for advice from Ole Teach huh?

*sits at his stand*

@TippedTheScaIes @AwfullyScary @GlintingAether @Duke0fRosanne I'll miss her. . . Its not everyday you can meet someone with a good workout routine AND a brain. . . We were two peas in a pod.

@AbsoluteRadMe_ @AwfullyScary @GlintingAether @Duke0fRosanne Henry, you are a good natured soul with a practical mind. Vaike, you are n intelligent mind with no equal this earth will ever know. The rest of you are also incredible. Goodbye, Shepherds. [Walks off into the sunrise.]

[Gathering @AbsoluteRadMe_ @AwfullyScary @GlintingAether and @Duke0fRosanne.] Everyone, I may be getting fired today. Please stand by in case I need references.

@AwfullyScary @TippedTheScaIes @GlintingAether @Duke0fRosanne Oooh! This is awesome!! Yeah yeah I can pay the fee. . . Hmm. . . Haha. . . Wow. . This one that makes my skin feel like sandpaper? It should match my grit and determination!

@AbsoluteRadMe_ @TippedTheScaIes @GlintingAether @Duke0fRosanne "Right! I have a book for you to look through! Just pick whichever seems like the most fun! Like maybe making your skin feel like it's always melting! Haha! I also charge a hexing fee."

@AwfullyScary @TippedTheScaIes @GlintingAether @Duke0fRosanne Yeah yeah! Hex me!!! Pay attention to the plan Henry!

@TippedTheScaIes @AbsoluteRadMe_ @GlintingAether @Duke0fRosanne "Don't worry, my tactical chum! If I'm next to go, I have a plan to take everything with me! Haha!"

@TippedTheScaIes @AwfullyScary @GlintingAether @Duke0fRosanne I know. . . Little buddy might have finally switched up on us. Maybe its our fault . . . We did have three consecutive meetings about how racism was effecting the workplace. . .

@AbsoluteRadMe_ @AwfullyScary @GlintingAether @Duke0fRosanne No, Vaike. Fired as in... Actually, do that. It is a likely scenario and we must be prepared for the worst. There is no extent to Exalt Chrom's power.

SAY IT WITH ME EVERYONE!!!! 3 MORE YEARS OF TEACH!!!

Just got up Wake and Vaike baby

@TippedTheScaIes @SpawnOfGrima PFFT Axe? Tacty, watch this. HIIIYAH!!!! *SQUISHES THE CAKE WITH THE BOOK* hmm. . . Maybe I should have used the spine. . .

@AbsoluteRadMe_ @SpawnOfGrima *FURTHER SQUINTING* Vaike, this is a clear waste of resources. Obviously, we are in dire need of an axe to cut this delectable cake with.

❛Ah! Birthday jumpscare!❜

@TippedTheScaIes @SpawnOfGrima UGH. . Nose is itchy. . . *picks his nose, wipes the booger on the cake* Hey random kid, tactician told me to bring a gift, here you go Never too soon

@SpawnOfGrima *Darting eyes between the culinary cuisine that was this delicately crafted cake to Morgan, dropping tense shoulders when it was confirmed it would not in fact be eternity.* So I am correct in assuming you will eat this?

@bucketheadboy @dxrkestmagic @TippedTheScaIes @ShepherdsHerald @Duke0fRosanne THROWS DONNEL

@dxrkestmagic @AbsoluteRadMe_ @TippedTheScaIes @ShepherdsHerald @Duke0fRosanne HUH WHA?!?! WAIT NO I DIDNT DO IT

My fellow Shepards. The day is finally upon us! We had been planning this in secret for many sleepless days and soundless nights. Dipping into our army funds, today we see the fruits of our labor! To celebrate the contributions of both @dxrkestmagic, +

@bucketheadboy @dxrkestmagic @TippedTheScaIes @ShepherdsHerald @Duke0fRosanne GROWLING

@dxrkestmagic @AbsoluteRadMe_ @TippedTheScaIes @ShepherdsHerald @Duke0fRosanne "Hey now, we gotta be patient. I don't wanna hafta run laps cause we make Mr. Vaike mad again."

@TippedTheScaIes @ShepherdsHerald @Duke0fRosanne @bucketheadboy @dxrkestmagic Wee wee Weereeon And yeah whatever chrom

@ShepherdsHerald @Duke0fRosanne @bucketheadboy @AbsoluteRadMe_ @dxrkestmagic Wii, wii, Virion!

@TippedTheScaIes Sits Stares at them

*takes a seat*

@TippedTheScaIes Lettuce? Are we getting sandwiches??

@AbsoluteRadMe_ You have my deepest gratitude. Let us begin.

I am going into the market to replenish the convoy. You may request one item.

@TippedTheScaIes Tactician, sir, we'll be the greatest humans ever. Wit, humor and charm. And of course massive biceps.

@AbsoluteRadMe_ Vaike. I believe you may be the key to taking all of the humorous skills I have gathered and passing in basic humor. Though my memories are not here, I will relearn all that was lost. Will you join me in becoming human?

@TippedTheScaIes Thats right!!!!

@AbsoluteRadMe_ Truly?

@TippedTheScaIes WAAHHHhahahahahahahaha! Good one tactician

@AbsoluteRadMe_ That was a jest. I am still learning from Henry. You will have your side dish.