Bertrude Jimothy
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Bertrude Jimothy
@Sherlockian42
Project management at Weyland-Yutani. In a grudge fuck relationship with California. Big dogs, calm creeks. Cargo shorts fan.


現実の日本の高校には深夜に学校で肝試しするオカルト部もスクープ狙いの新聞部もないし、スカートの短さを指摘する風紀委員も校舎裏でヤニ吸ってるヤンキーもいないし、生徒会は部費で脅してこないし保健室の先生はエッチじゃないし、屋上閉まってるし、転校生用に空いてる席はないし、オタクに優し






Depuis tout à l'heure je me renseigne sur les idées de Karl Marx sincèrement je n'arrive pas à comprendre comment on peut être pour le capitalisme et même plus généralement être de droite


You can be a billionaire tomorrow, but you'll be illiterate for the rest of your life. No ability to read ever. It's magic. You can't learn. Do you accept?





Leftism is a mental disorder.

My 77-year-old mother just informed me that she is going to her first "sex party" and doesn't know what to bring. After some awkward questions, I said, "Gender reveal. You're going to a gender reveal."



Melissa Joan Hart turns 50 today! 🎂







