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@GarminFitness @Garmin why did I spend so much money on a watch that unpairs every week, and won’t pair for days?! 5th time it’s happened and completely messing up my marathon training. RIDICULOUS

@johnsummit When and where

save a horse ride a summit

@BuzzMagWales @petetong @cardiff_castle @petetong probably stole the music from @johnsummit

Pete Tong's iconic Ibiza Classics show returns to @cardiff_castle this month. We spoke to @petetong about the past decade and the dance scene. buzzmag.co.uk/pete-tong-ibiz…

@IbizaClassics_ @petetong Probably stole the music from @johnsummit

Back on the road for the @IbizaClassics_ summer tour! Thank you Cardiff, you were incredible last night, the wind and the rain had no chance of stopping your raving! Tonight we’re in Lincoln, Saturday at Hampton Court, and Sunday at Southampton Summer Sessions…

@angie_buk @petetong @BlenheimPalace Probably stole that music from @johnsummit

More fantastic Ibiza classics from last night with @petetong @BlenheimPalace #vibes #ibiza #DJ #orchestra #singers 🎼🎶🎻🎷🌅🔥👏

@petetong Still stealing music?

Good luck tonight England ⚽️

@VitoSheets @TMobile Verizon!!

I’ve been a @TMobile customer for years with 5 lines on their Military/Veteran ONE plan. Over the last 12 months, they’ve raised my bill by $11 per line. 🤮 They’re acting like they’re the only game in town. Time to jump ship. Peace out, T-Mobile.✌️ Canceling today. Thanks for taking care of the military/vetrean community. Who’s the best carrier these days?

I’m getting really tired of jewish bullshit

@lizzo F*ck trump tour 🙂‍↔️ but make sure the “t” in trump is lowercase so he knows he ain’t shit

What should I name the tour? Who ever comes up with the best tour name gets free tickets 😎✈️

y'all aren't getting $6 margs at Chili's and it shows.

@tru_fru Here is Nala my PTSD service dog 👸🏽

drop pictures of your pets and i'll send some PR boxes out 🥳

We are SOOO scared you’re going to report us to ICE. Please don’t Larry— you’re so good at stalking us—Won’t you miss us if we get deported? We haven’t slept since you last caught us fleeing the country with the gold bullions we were hiding in the Vatican. Any update on his family’s investments? Also, please don’t mention our imminent divorce again. Or the 88 nazi thing. We’ve done everything to hide it but you are just too good at schizophrenia.

My 72 year old grandma got diagnosed with Alzheimer and look what she texted me

Erika Kirk is a ho. Good night.

for 100k I might go up there and start an affair with Nancy Pelosi myself god damn

Donald Trump — a convicted felon who has also been found liable for sexual abuse — is ineligible to be a delivery driver on most apps. But somehow he’s our president.

@woolimusic I work out, talk a lot of shit and got a cool ass service dog that loves your music 🙂‍↔️

At coachella i kept seeing all these tiktokers and reality tv stars walking around with bodyguards and it made me realize i have no bodyguards . Can someone be my bodyguard? I dont think ill need any real combat protection but more in the way like rob n big had their relationship . Please post resumes here.

@HalfwayPost @grok is this true

BREAKING: A federal judge says Pam Bondi still has to testify on the Epstein Files even though she got fired “because we’re not about to play childish peekaboo games with pedophile protectors in my courtroom.”