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Simon Griffiths

@SimonBGriffiths

actor in OSCAR nominated short The Voorman Problem. 1/4 of cast of 4. was A&E Nurse. back injury means can’t nurse anymore. woodwork/laser engraving. Humanist,

Penarth, Wales Katılım Ocak 2014
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Jane Fallon
Jane Fallon@JaneFallon·
My office is in danger of being torn apart because this tiny little fella has taken to sitting on the window outside and flapping his wings. Pickle’s best day ever.
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Simon Griffiths
Simon Griffiths@SimonBGriffiths·
@rickygervais One of the many talents you have is that you seem to instinctively know when enough is enough. Particularly in your writing. Social media or not.
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Simon Griffiths
Simon Griffiths@SimonBGriffiths·
@jennyeclair You say aardvark. I say tomato. Let’s call the whole thing off.🎵🎼
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Jenny Eclair
Jenny Eclair@jennyeclair·
Please help identify this - I say aardvark?
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Simon Griffiths
Simon Griffiths@SimonBGriffiths·
@JaneFallon Glad to hear it was caught early. Big hugs to you both and Pickle of course. X
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Jane Fallon
Jane Fallon@JaneFallon·
So... I thought I should post something as I've had a few people notice I've been a bit quiet on here lately. About a month ago I was diagnosed with breast cancer - very early stage thankfully & the prognosis is excellent. I had a routine mammogram a week before Christmas …
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Crazy Moments
Crazy Moments@Crazymoments01·
Great job! Heroic effort ❤️
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Simon Griffiths
Simon Griffiths@SimonBGriffiths·
@MaiaDunphy Oops, not sure that reply went to the right stream. So no bending then?
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Simon Griffiths
Simon Griffiths@SimonBGriffiths·
@MaiaDunphy Hi Maia. Did I read that a couple of hours before this tweet you were helping with house clearing?
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Maïa Dunphy
Maïa Dunphy@MaiaDunphy·
@Goldmoone Injured it once 20 years ago when I slipped running by a pool (this and drowning is why they tell you not to run beside pools 🙄) but I didn't do anything this time bar SITTING WEIRDLY.
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Maïa Dunphy
Maïa Dunphy@MaiaDunphy·
In my local supermarket, I can currently buy discounted Valentine’s gifts, Paddy’s Day merch, Mother’s Day cards and Easter Eggs. Could they not at least throw in a Christmas aisle? It’s like they’re not even trying. 🙄
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Maïa Dunphy
Maïa Dunphy@MaiaDunphy·
My poor Dad can only eat “salads and cold foods” for the next few weeks. In hospital, that’s a pre-packed sandwich. On my watch, it’s this: 👍🏻
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Simon Griffiths
Simon Griffiths@SimonBGriffiths·
@DreyfusJames They’re being dicks. I watched LOB, listened to the soundtrack several times, I was 14. Never once did I think it was anything other than what it was. JC is in the start of the pan across the mount. Impossible to miss.
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James Dreyfus
James Dreyfus@DreyfusJames·
It still continues to stun me that some people are unaware Christ is actually shown near the beginning of the film preaching the Sermon on the Mount. He was played completely straight, without mockery, by Ken Colley. Amazing how so many still miss the entire point.
John Cleese@JohnCleese

Have you seen 'Life of Brian' ? We did not 'mock Christ' We mocked the way some followers of great spiritual figures completely miss the point of their teachings Having made that clear, I would simply like to say 'thank you' for sharing your confusion with us

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Simon Griffiths
Simon Griffiths@SimonBGriffiths·
@francesbarber13 Nope. I always drank vodka/ice. Never with a mixer except the occasional redbull. When I played pub rugby it would be double doubles Don’t touch any now. Lived on a farm in the sticks for a yr or so, if I wanted to go anywhere, I had to drive. it was easier to stop drinking.
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frances Barber
frances Barber@francesbarber13·
Last night at the theatre my friend asked for a shot of vodka with ice. She rarely drinks. The bartender said it was against the Law to have it without a mixer. He ruined her drink with a big measure of cranberry juice. Is this now Law? First I’ve heard of it.
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Simon Griffiths
Simon Griffiths@SimonBGriffiths·
@mariellaf1 Not sure I could walk into an off licence and ask for a six pack of Twat!
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Simon Griffiths
Simon Griffiths@SimonBGriffiths·
@PickliciousF @JaneFallon you okay Jane? If you need to run anything past anyone then feel free to dm me. I was 40 years qualified in acute and emergency nursing. Until last Jan 🤯
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Pickle
Pickle@PickliciousF·
My mummy has been a bit poorly today. I’ve been taking my Nurse Pickle duties very seriously.
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Simon Griffiths
Simon Griffiths@SimonBGriffiths·
@jennyeclair Fair play. That is a pretty damn cool photo. When I used to do photography I’d have loved to print something like that. I used to mess around with Selenium and brewed tea to stain a photo. But that doesn’t need any trickery.
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Jenny Eclair
Jenny Eclair@jennyeclair·
I burnt a pan beautifully
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