Simon Griffiths

Open letter to @Keir_Starmer the first 12 months of your government have been challenging to say the least. I would defy any party to have withstood half of them. Stand firm. Jess Phillips is a back I’d be happy to see. Rayner is a walking disaster & Streeting is a no no.

@AlexHorne ever thought of a Taskmistress? Aysha Taylor would be perfect. Sorry just been catching up on old episodes of Whose Line on You Tube 😂😂😂

@MbarkCherguia Drop kick the cunt!

@incognitionuk @sharrond62 100% true.

@SimonBGriffiths @sharrond62 Is this true, or just a great story?

Very sad to see this. I was in LA when she won her Grammy. Everyone was clambering to get their picture with her yet she made a beeline to say hello to a fellow Brit. Always very down to earth. Wishing a Speedy recovery

@rickygervais I Couldn’t think of a better reason.

No tennis today then.

Make Antisemitism Education Mandatory in UK Schools - Sign the Petition! c.org/LSRTjhq6wM via @UKChange

@JustMissEmma I’ve been following your story for a few years now, the progress you are sharing is pretty damn incredible.

Something rather spectacular happened yesterday… I reached the sea far beyond my little home. Requiring frequent horizontalness is not travel friendly usually, but yesterday… yesterday I took a train (or two) to Hastings with my wonderful PA. I’ve become immune to the funny stares from others, so taking a lay down at Charing Cross was really no biggy! 😂 My world sometimes feels suffocating, but today, I can breathe…

@JohnBarrowman I could put that on a couple of coffee mugs or sports bottles for you if you want. I’m only just down the road in Penarth. No fee, no publicity needed/wanted. Was at a certain wedding party new year 2011as a credential😇

The force is Strong.

@JohnBarrowman Not to shabby.

View right now.

@JaneFallon Good to hear Jane. Have a great recovery. Good to know Nurse Pickle did her job well.

Little update. I tried to do a video but, as you can see, I was being heckled. So, the 2nd surgery went well. It gave them a clear margin for the original excision which is great. They did hit a new patch of precancerous cells on the other side of the new bit but, thankfully …

@JohnBarrowman @scottmale Wave Hi as you drive past guys.

. @scottmale and I are driving from Heathrow to Wales and this song comes on as we cross the bridge! So appropriate. Wales is our Xanadu.

@Wthmoni Skin. By far.

Don’t cheat… just answer 😤

@GriftReport Ooops sorry, I didn’t mean to drop my umbrella into your spokes. Hope the sharp fall didn’t hurt you. 😇😇😇

Mizzy is back again riding his bike around Marks & Spencer's after he was told by police to stop! Security kicks him out!

@MbarkCherguia I would love someone to try that.

It's become a new "trend" to turn off elevators and stand there blocking them to piss people off. What would you do?

@rickygervais Thing is, she’s a lot bigger than I thought, that grass could feed a herd of cattle.

She loves destroying my office plants ❤️

@thedaywar90 Die.

What can President Donald Trump change about himself that may make you like him- even a little bit?

@StephenMulhern Quiz. Long time nursing has ruined my back.

If you had to be on a TV show tomorrow… would you go for a quiz, something physical, or something completely random?

@itsdeaann It looks like he is healing a heavily stubbles Epstein.

Trump just posted a photo depicting himself as Jesus. He is depicting himself as God. He is not mentally fit to serve. MAGA Christians: How could you POSSIBLY defend this?

Is it me or in that ridiculous image of Trump the person he’s pretending to heal looks like Epstein with heavy stubble.