Mick

Welcome to the terrordome? How the fuck did you do that? @pharoahemonch

@pharoahemonch there isn’t a better album. Come to MN?

@whatrmr Dang just missed it. Happy birthday!

Thank you everyone for the birthday wishes March 5th

@I_Am_Jakoby Hey man. Want to be friends?

Thats my dads suicide letter tattoo'd on my chest in reverse so I can read it in the mirror. He hung himself from a shower head like the one behind me. There was a time when I had to cover the mirrors in my bathroom because id see him in the reflection. If youre new to my page you might have seen people talking about how happy they are with how different my life is from just a year ago Feb 4th is the anniversary of my dad's suicide Feb 22nd is my sisters And Jan 1st was the day my mom died My only relationship ive had as an adult cheated and got pregnant then left me 2 weeks after my mom died, 2 weeks before my dads anniversary I tried to kill myself 8 months later Not something new to me I was NINE years old the first time I tried to kill myself Children shouldnt even be able to conceptualize that at that age I actually want to be alive, and this is the first time in my entire life that ive written that before Its not just that I want to be here for my cats so I stick around. There is part of me right now that just truly wants to be alive and ive never felt like this before

Tribune is the greatest follow up album. @whatrmr please press this on vinyl so I can bang it at work… Every. Single. Day.

@kenwheeler That’s great and I’m happy for you, but are we getting a follow up to “love songs for your mom”?

setting up a dedicated hardware desk. teledildonics will never be the same

@CharlieDayQuote “Did I just do your job for you?”

Which Sunny quote lives rent-free in your head?

@Milajoy Couldn’t even google who owned it? Fucking weak

Kid is wearing a ‘Stand with ICE’ hoodie. He tried to go into the skating rink, but they wouldn't let him in because of the hoodie. Imagine doing this to a KID. Galaxy Skate SUCKS.

@AmericaPapaBear The worst rhythm I’ve seen in a minute.

Playing the YMCA song and doing the Trump Dance in front of protesters! I love this energy!

@Slatzism For real. Hot then, hot now. Only pedos expect women not to age.

he’s been happily married to a woman he adores for 24 years while you’re a Pakistani on Twitter pretending to be a white guy named Steve

@M3_Jinzo @StretchItSomeMo @nicksortor @TheNewsTrending Got’em.

@SixBladeMick @StretchItSomeMo @nicksortor @TheNewsTrending Not too bad considering you cocksuckers needed about 50 zombies to do anything (potentially murder him).

🚨 BREAKING: A group of Somali thugs just ROBBED me of my $1,000 camera in the Cedar Riverside neighborhood of Minneapolis They then DRAGGED ME DOWN THE STREET as my hand got trapped in their door handle NOBODY bothered helping DHS MUST RAID THIS PLACE!

@M3_Jinzo @StretchItSomeMo @nicksortor @TheNewsTrending How’d Lang do on Saturday?

@SixBladeMick @StretchItSomeMo @nicksortor @TheNewsTrending One MAGA guy took on like 5 of you dorks and knocked the fuck out of one of them twice lmao.

@M3_Jinzo @fishontherun2 @Chunky_Buttons Incorrect, her tits are pretty, pretty, pretty large.

Gonna be funny when one of these goofballs gets killed by law enforcement and they'll start yelling "HIS GUN WAS ON SAFE HE WASN'T GOING TO HURT YOU!"

@StretchItSomeMo @nicksortor @TheNewsTrending Please come get your ass kicked by a group of soccer moms. Nick needs help.

@SixBladeMick @nicksortor @TheNewsTrending Its up to him before the nightmares come up there...

@StretchItSomeMo @nicksortor @TheNewsTrending It’s -8 degrees before the wind this morning See you soon bb.

@nicksortor @TheNewsTrending Nick.. Im in Florida.. Let me know. We knock em out down here.

@girlandespresso Heck yer

fuck ICE

@theliamnissan That’s exactly what real Hollywood movie star would say.

I just had a slew of new MAGA followers so I feel it's incumbent upon me to remind you jackasses that I am not a real Hollywood movie star

@UNCgirl33 @GuntherEagleman I kneel with Greg, so we can see eye to eye.

🚨 Bovino just laid it out real: “Something else here… what happened in that Target store is truly I felt sorry for the public. By and large, 90% of the public are happy to see us. They like to engage, talk with us, and find out about our missions.”

Let’s talk about albums that are perfect Sittin’ Fat Down South by @LILTROY is cover to cover perfection.

@HaterReport_ The doctor was a guy.

LeBron is WILDING 🤣😭 “I'm 41 years old. Every back to back for the rest of the season is TBD. I got the most minutes in NBA history… Look at my birth certificate December 30, 1984 4:39pm… When I came out I slapped the doctor on the ass”