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The moment of current that we live in is the only moment we will ever have, yet it will be almost immediately our past just as recently as it was our future. Live such knowing we have the ability to guide our past this very moment.

@DudeRandom25 @StevenTDennis @davidsirota People who live longer generally use more medical services overtime. They absolutely want to extend human life.

@StevenTDennis @davidsirota I wish & hope this is true, but it is unequivocally FALSE. Been hearing stuff like this for my entire life. There is no money in the cure - period.

someone give me some good news — I’ll take literally anything

@AsFarAsYouKnow1 @rsd4444 @russellcrowe We've found the original troll incel keyboard warrior

@rsd4444 @russellcrowe If you need a tat to remember you have kids, just put them up for adoption. Obviously you are retarded and have no business trying to keep young humans alive and learn to contribute to society. If not, I suggest MS-13...

I know I’m old and terrible and I do not mean this applies to the generation of earned tattoo’s … but these days , all these strange individual random kiddy paint tattoo images…wtf?

@spreadsheeticus @rsd4444 @russellcrowe I hardly laugh out loud at anything, and I'm guessing you didn't create this saying, but got me to chuckle and enjoy it more than most

@rsd4444 @russellcrowe stop scribbling on yourself

@acordweather @FlatironFlusher So....you don't play golf, or have ever competed in it.

@FlatironFlusher then show the other golfers having an issue. Show proof of that homie.

Golf "creators" are ruining competitive golf. It's one thing to film yourself shooting 82, it's another to invite your cameraman ONTO the green, DURING PLAY. It’s intrusive, disrespectful, and a distraction your playing partners didn’t agree to. Embarrassing behavior.

@THEMRRANDALL @FlatironFlusher Where did you see him using a phone?

@FlatironFlusher Seems like even having a phone out in US Open Qualifying would be a DQ

@Fashoben @stoolpresidente What is original?

@stoolpresidente Hate to tell ya Dave, but this is hilarious AND original 🫵🏼😹

Stupid. Not funny. Lacks creativity. Please delete.

@boysyt37335 @yourapathykills @InThis2getherWW @ChrisStephensMD Vance got pulled way before Trump was covered....

@yourapathykills @InThis2getherWW @ChrisStephensMD It's a different type of defense. VP has LESS protection here than trump, but a faster response. Think: Would you rather have literal shielding all around you while they have you get low/crawl out, so that you're basically impossible to hit, OR you get moved fast AF but unsafely?

My man

@EnjoyingShows @GeoRebekah If you don't buy online

@GeoRebekah If that's a prescription glasses, I think those. They can cost hundreds.

The most valuable thing I own is on this bookshelf. I'll cashapp $20 to whomever can figure out what it is first. I mean, I don't see how you could figure it out but it sounds fun to try lol

@dja751 @GeoRebekah Get em online

@GeoRebekah Having just had sticker shock myself, I’m guessing the eyeglasses.

@AR58440224 @Buster_ESPN You seem mentally stable.

@Buster_ESPN Craig Breslow can get completely fucked. We HATE him and Ownership. HATE. GET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR CITY YOU FUCKING LIMP DICK BETA CUCK. FUCK YOU AND FUCK JOHN HENRY. IT'S HENRY AND BRESLOW'S FUCKING FAULT, NOT CORA'S.

Alex Cora fired less than halfway into a three-year, $21.75 million deal he negotiated in the summer of 2024. Jason Varitek dumped in April, in his 30th year affiliated with the Red Sox. Other coaches let go. This is unequivocally Craig Breslow's organization.

@RandMarshallRN @BillSimmons Because other 2 in season are in the playoffs?

@BillSimmons Boy... Not a great time to be a coach / manager in the geographic region...

“Cool, he’s totally earned it. It’s Craig Breslow time!” —Every cackling Yankee fan

@ScottBartB @BillSimmons Oh look, a insecure bigot.

@BillSimmons Are gentiles allowed to run the Red Sox?

@shirm570 @BillSimmons Ya know it's tricky, but 2nd place in the conference always means you're terrible

@BillSimmons I’ll tell you what they’re doing. They’re getting every fucking call. They can possibly get every touch file every bullshit call is going their way and it is sickening. Boston isn’t good. They’re not good. They got two good players and that’s it.

Genuinely don’t understand what the Celtics are doing this series,

@wstevens9 @BillSimmons Save it for what?

@BillSimmons Sean McVay = Commanders coach in 2027. Save this tweet.

I didn’t know about any of this when recording the pod last night…. McVay has had some of the best press conference moments this decade

@jamos_burner @BillSimmons Your so dumb u think a team THAT LOST THEIR FIRST GAME is winning a sweep.

@BillSimmons your baseball team blows your football coach is in shambles your hockey team is mid your basketball team is about to get swept by the pistons worry about your on shit twin 🤣😭

NUGGETS PANIC TWEET

@fattylumpkin108 @modernhistory Looks like you're speaking from experience

@modernhistory time is brutal.

Julia Roberts Evolution

@mariainesbt @ClownWorld You think this is new? It's at a place literally used for human and animal sacrifice thousands of years ago

@ClownWorld Very very sad. How far are we going to go with all the mental illnesses ?

@upward_aim @ClownWorld <- clearly doesn't care about innocent lives

@ClownWorld The shooter clearly doesn't care about the Mexican people whose livelihood depends on tourist dollars. What an asshole.

@BravoKiloActual @Microinteracti1 With ship sinking torpedoes. If real

@Microinteracti1 Oh wow thcary small boats. 😂😂

The Trap 🚨🇮🇷 The Iranian regime has released footage of underground naval tunnels packed with fast-attack boats, anti-ship missiles, and naval mines. Something tells me they did not build this last week. The Islamic Republic has had forty years to prepare for this moment. Forty years of tunnels, proxies, missiles, and patience. And now the United States is being pulled deeper and deeper into exactly the war Iran’s strategists spent four decades designing. Jared Kushner thought they were not ready. Gandalv / @Microinteracti1

@mgWebs @BillSimmons Hope you're a bot, because your level of insecurity is SCREAMING at us. Being up 2-0 with 8 minutes to go and losing is a collapse. Recent Bruin teams know collapse more than most. Where did I say Bruins played better? Oh. I didn't.

@SkipperOfTheWay @BillSimmons Ah yes, thanks for chiming in Skipper, I was hoping we'd hear from you. Since you seem not to understand hockey, I will share that Buffalo was dominating shot share and chances for much of the game, despite Boston getting a lucky bounce or two. Better team won, don't get twisted.

Not gonna be covered: an unreal Bruins collapse