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This kind of info radicalized me against crunchy-ness.

"you have such good taste in music" thanks, i was depressed in high school

“how can i listen to foo fighters knowing dave cheated on his wife?” boy do i have something to tell you about the lead singer of every band, ever

Dearly Beloved, people do not want QR codes sent to their phone or emails. They want links. QR codes are for physically posting in places that are not *inside the internet*. That's all. Thank you.

Pet Peeve--When people put their generation in their LinkedIn bio. Your generation isn't some kind of special qualification for your job. Stop making your generation your whole personality. You are more than the year you were born in.

Learn the origins of trends and memes because they might not age well.

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BREAKING: The bill from Schoolhouse Rock has taken his own life

🪐 a social media manager's big three: - not getting approval from legal - crying because of meta business suite - being told their job is easy because they "just post on social media"

Tonight's entertainment.

*humidity exists* Midwesterners brain: *Don’t say it* *Don’t say it* *Don’t say it* *Don’t say it* *Don’t say it* *Don’t say it* “It’s not the heat that gets ya it’s the humidity”

birth trying to explain that working in social media is more than “just posting on Instagram” death

This church in Nigeria was burned to the ground by Islamic Fulani militants. In the US, Christians walk into churches with coffee shops and think of “persecution” as a culture rejecting their values. Meanwhile, Nigerian Christians are being massacred: 5 died on June 21st.

Therapist: Do you have any thoughts on why you might be experiencing anxiety? Me, a Social Media Manager:

Does Warby Parker's marketing team not wear glasses? Do they not realize that new glasses are, like, a once every year or two thing? These people send me an email A DAY. FOR GLASSES.

my brain literally every 5 minutes “abra-abra-abra abracadabra”

“Houdini” has reached #1 on US iTunes.🇺🇲🔝🔥

Wild that we live in a world where I truly don’t know if Donald Trump going to jail means he can’t become President again.

Psst! Social media managers should be paid more…pass it on