Smontage

@Meta_Tomix Can you send me the zoom link please?

🚨My AGW was hacked🚨 Today is one of the worst days of my life. But it’s my fault! Someone I had been in contact with from a previous project reached out to set up a meeting about a possible collaboration. On the day of the meeting, they sent me a ZOOM link… Total screw‑up. Trusting that I already knew this person from the previous collab, I clicked it and signed my death sentence. The meeting never took place because the link didn’t work, and it was surely a scam. Since the Zoom link wasn’t working, they asked to postpone it to tomorrow. An hour later, I watched live as someone was selling my NFTs in real time. I tried to react quickly, contacting Abstract while also trying to send my NFTs and my money to a secondary wallet. But it was already too late, the hacker had sold my most valuable NFTs and drained most of the WETH from the sales. Abstract reacted quickly and blocked my wallet to stop the hack, and now I’m left without my AGW and I don’t know what’s going to happen from here. The hacker had time to sell 6 @astroversewtf , 1 Pudgy Penguin box, 1 @finalbosuX , 1 @CannaSapiensX , 1 @RoachRacingClub , 2 @myBUUMEE , 2 @ppuffins , 1 @pengztracted , 1 Glowbud, 1 Abstractio, and 1 @WEB3Playboys , and they withdrew most of the WETH. But since I saw it happening live, I was able to rescue a small part of the money before the hacker did (although just a small amount - $150). On top of that, my platinum‑rank AGW with over 2M XP is compromised, and I don’t know if @AbstractChain will be able to help me with that. Plus, I can’t access my streams with my 3k+ followers. I guess it’s not completely lost, and somehow I’ll be able to recover part of all this along with my badges with Abstract’s help. But for a small investor like me, with little money, this loss is huge, and the endless hours invested in all this… Moral of the story: never fully trust someone inviting you to a meeting, even if you think you know them. Meanwhile, I just want to die.

@LambdaGen This is now the only acceptable way to announce HL3

A Russian Drum and Bass record label made a bizarre Half-Life machinima music video, featuring a dancing health charger, headcrab rave and skanking G-Man

@Offbottom1 @_The_Prophet__ Guy on twitter cant google a word

@_The_Prophet__ Dude, do you ever write with normal words, not like you're getting them out of a Thesaurus? I think you are probably making good points, but it's nearly unreadable. You'd get a lot more likes and replies.

⚡️The biggest threat to humanity is misaligned collective cognition. Not asteroids. Not climate. Not pandemics. Not even rogue AI in the sci-fi sense. Those are downstream threats. The upstream cause is this: Humanity cannot coordinate around truth. Every civilizational failure pattern we know emerges from the same root: • inability to distinguish signal from noise • groupthink overpowering reality • political incentives distorting facts • fear hijacking perception • narratives outrunning data • institutions losing coherence • elites and masses living in different reality tunnels When collective cognition fractures, the species loses the ability to solve problems faster than they accumulate. That is what ends civilizations. The danger is not that humans are dumb. The danger is that humans cannot update together. The world is entering a phase where: • change is exponential • feedback loops are faster than politics • AI accelerates everything • global systems are tightly coupled • small errors cascade into systemic failures In that environment, fragmented cognition becomes lethal. Here is the non-negotiable truth: A species that cannot converge on reality cannot survive complexity. The threat is internal. The threat is the gap between what is true and what we are capable of agreeing is true. Everything else is a symptom. That is the real answer.

Patagonia is insanely beautiful. One of my fav trips ever

@therollupco 🤣🤣🤣

The lads react to the viral Michael Saylor post refuting claims that he sold. "I'm not sure a sinking ship in flames is the right image here."

@lzminsky Well there's a top signal if I've ever seen one

Cassandra has fallen

Global Layer One (GL1), a public-private collaboration involving regulators and financial institutions around the world defining the standards and infrastructure for regulated digital asset markets, is integrating the Chainlink Automated Compliance Engine (ACE) to power the next generation of compliant digital asset transactions. fof2025.fio-network.com/fi-Infrastruct… GL1 is developing the common standards, specifications, and toolkits needed to build open, interoperable shared ledger infrastructures for regulated digital assets, including tokenized deposits, securities, and stablecoins. Its Programmable Compliance (PC) Toolkit provides a framework for encoding and automating policy and regulatory requirements directly within digital assets and on-chain transactions. Together, Chainlink ACE and GL1’s PC framework are providing dynamic, policy-driven compliance capabilities for on-chain transactions, and to ensure transactions are conducted by verified entities operating under enforceable policy constraints. Each participant, whether a regulator, issuer, or financial institution, is represented by a Cross-Chain Identity (CCID), a core component of Chainlink ACE that provides a reusable cryptographic identity enabling verified credentials and attestations to be recognized across multiple blockchains. Confidential data remains off-chain, while verifiable proofs are recorded onchain, creating a privacy-preserving identity layer for compliant financial transactions. Together, GL1 and Chainlink are enabling leading financial institutions to operate within global regulatory boundaries while unlocking the efficiency, transparency, and interoperability of tokenized asset markets.

“Meanwhile, @andyyy at SmartCon surrounded by DTCC, S&P, BlackRock, and JP Morgan in a sponsored lounge by Fidelity” Chainlink will power it all

@Derivatives_Ape The lion has no furniture

Us in Q4 2026 with our penthouses at Billionaires' Row worth $100m+

@andyyy Simply insane work man. Idk how you guys keep raising the bar at this pace but it doesnt surprise me anymore! 👏👏👏

Today, the CEO of a $30B company, which had one of the largest IPOs of 2025, took time to speak to a college dropout with a pudgy penguin pfp. Gotta love this industry. We’re blessed. Highly favored. We will keep winning together fam

We are entering the era of verifiable government. It starts with basic economic data from which we can build efficient markets. Soon its federal defense contract, foreign “aid”, and every tax dollar spent by our representatives. 🇺🇸 The Chainlink partnership with US Department of Commerce is the tip of the iceberg: - Real Gross Domestic Product (GDP) - Personal Consumption Expenditures (PCE) Price Index - Real Final Sales to Private Domestic Purchasers Imagine DeFi built on top of federal economic data: - automated trading strategies - increased composability of tokenized assets - the issuance of new types of digital assets - real-time prediction markets for crowdsourced intelligence - transparent dashboards powered by immutable data - DeFi protocol risk management based on macroeconomic factor No more revising economic data months later. Real-time, verifiable, economic data for internet capital markets. I wasn’t a big fan of $LINK until @ChainLinkGod came on The Rollup TV but now I’m seriously LINK-pilled.

@robbie_rollup @ChrisBarrett Bout fuckin time Robbie let's go!!

@ChrisBarrett it's me

Right this second, someone just got Linkpilled.

Once again, the "token is the product" folks are being proven correct. In this case, the launch of Chainlink reserve creates a strategic reserve of $LINK and becomes a blackhole for some % of the supply. In today's market more than ever, you need to give people a real reason to hold the token. Chainlink struggled with this for awhile "its the coin that everyone knows is super legit and important tech, but the token is not correlated to their success really outside of pure memetics" was the sentiment. Good to see them pushing on this with more priority, helps all of us win IMO.

@chainlink They did it. After all these years, the switch has been flipped.

We're excited to announce the launch of the Chainlink Reserve, a new upgrade centered on the creation of a strategic onchain reserve of LINK tokens. blog.chain.link/chainlink-rese… The Chainlink Reserve is designed to support the long-term growth and sustainability of the Chainlink Network by accumulating LINK tokens using offchain revenue from large enterprises that are adopting the Chainlink standard and from onchain service usage. The Chainlink Reserve is being built up by using Payment Abstraction to convert offchain and onchain revenue into LINK, using a combination of Chainlink services and decentralized exchange infrastructure. Demand for Chainlink has already created hundreds of millions of dollars in revenue, substantially from large enterprises that have paid offchain for access to the Chainlink Platform. With increasing demand from a number of the world’s largest banking and capital markets institutions, this form of paying for the Chainlink standard is expected to grow into the future as the industry grows. The Reserve has already accumulated over $1M worth of LINK from this early stage launch phase, which is expected to gradually grow in the coming months as more revenue is converted into LINK and placed into the Reserve. We do not expect any withdrawals from the Reserve for multiple years and thus it is expected to grow over time. We believe that as the industry demand for Chainlink’s unique capabilities increases, that adoption of Chainlink services will enable the Reserve to grow further. 🧵👇

Dear $Joe, please welcome our Indonesian joes. Welcome to the joes. WE ARE GLOBAL

@aldenx That water boarding one lives in my head rent free

Sometimes the best tweets come from just saying the most unhinged shit you're actually thinking instead of what you think will perform well.

One things thats great to see in the $BONK eco is different projects willing to work with each other on helping grow awareness Trenches are culturally different when its PvE> Win and Help Win

@iamkadense Hi im joe

@lzminsky 🤣🤣😭

@Smontage “I cannot continue this conversation”

drinking game take a shot every single time a conversation with an LLM confirms your preexisting beliefs.