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@NERevolution @MichelobULTRA He killed it, Will totally deserves the praise for his play on Saturday!

A team-best 11 defensive contributions in a shutout effort makes Will Sands the @michelobultra Superior Player of the Match 💪 #NEvCLT

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There’s always a tweet.

@revjmg22 He had Zaha bodied and locked up, especially in the second half

Will Sands had a game tonight. Solid defensively and dangerous going forward. #NERevs rolling at home! Second in the East! #FortressFoxboro

@SethMan31 What took so long for a grounds crew to not even come out and repair it (despite seemingly being requested)? Shouldn't there just be a guy ready with dirt and some tools to fix stuff like this?

Referee stepping up in a big way. #NERevs

If America is so racist, then how come a wealthy white man has been lavishing me with gifts ever since his company started having cases before the Supreme Court, on which I sit? by Clarence Thomas

This will set back @USMNT for decades

@effthealgorithm @HackedOffHugh What's the point of all these ads, we can't afford to buy anything anyway

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

Happy May Day! Friendly reminder: the 8-hour workday was paid for in blood. 1886, Chicago workers were killed and organizers hanged at Haymarket for demanding a life outside of work. Better working conditions are fought for, not freely given.

Pains me to agree with a fox news columnist, but I 100% do.

Meanwhile…. Lindsey Graham:

Fuck ICE Fuck MAGA Fuck every bitchmade weirdo who voted for these Nazi losers

i suppose nazi immigration and customs enforcement is a better name after all

Lads we are on the brink of relegation

@Clay4MainStreet How many districts does VT have. Then tell me how to gerrymander a single district. You disingenuous idiot.

Connecticut, Maine, Massachusetts, New Hampshire, Rhode Island, and Vermont. All states without any Republican House of Representatives. 21 seats. I don’t want to hear any complaints from the Democrats about redistricting in the South.

This law is just an excuse to put technology in our vehicles that makes it so that someone else decides if you can start your car or not. Now it's a reasonable idea of stopping drunk driving, but it will inevitably be expanded to whatever the state feels like.

You need to organize and demand your state legislatures nullify this clear violation of the 4th amendment.

@CalebPongratz10 I'd have to see the line analysis ... But I feel like this one was payback for the called of goal in ATL

New England should be losing. Tadeo Allende was 100% onside in my opinion. #NERevs | #MLS

@Marbies3762 Actually thinking more, the line about babies in the womb being told they attended a Messi game in Denver. THAT was bad

@Marbies3762 Eh it was kinda funny. Them saying "Carlos Gil" seemed wrong tho

"Turner ruining what would have been a great story. Come on Matty!" An actual thing said on the broadcast #NERevs