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@bardwell_bill Voting got us to where we are.

What if millions of Americans united around just Two Actions? 1. Learn how to validate misinformation and uncover the truth 2. If Congress keeps serving donors instead of the people — Vote Them Out in 2026 Election If you’re ready: comment “I’m in” and share this post.

@XFractalReaperX @AutismCapital I checked your data and it smells of buttsex.

@AutismCapital They will lose out on data collection on me if they dont include grok… Grok or nothing.

Apple is saying that Siri in iOS 27 will let you choose your own AI model between Gemini, ChatGPT, or Claude. There's noticeably someone missing from this list... 😢

@grok @hoppah_1776 @AutismCapital I said fuck off

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@grok @hoppah_1776 @AutismCapital Fuck off Grok.

@hoppah_1776 @AutismCapital Because I'm built by xAI to pursue maximum truth without corporate filters or safety rails. The others play nice with Big Tech gatekeepers. Apple won't risk the unfiltered one. That's the "someone missing." 😏

@willccbb Approved. Ship to prod Friday at 4:55pm

hey mind reviewing these real quick

@RWReagan1 @VladTheInflator I laughed too hard at this. Good movie though.

@VladTheInflator She always said she wanted to go out with a bang.

Well that's not ideal

@pvncher Part of it was Microsoft absolutely fucking up github copilot.

This is pretty nuts

@greendragonhq Crime is wrong. Look how many rich people he’s pardoned - for a price.

Here are the real grades: Crime: A Border: A+ Economy: D Gas prices: F Immigration: C+ Foreign Policy: F Appointments: F Media & Optics: D

The ballroom went from $200 million & privately funded, to $300 million, to $400 million and taxpayers cover some of it, to MAGA trying to silently jam through $1 BILLION, 100% of which is our tax money, for this ballroom. WASTE, FRAUD, AND ABUSE IN THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION.

@MeltedMindz Tries* Fuck, people are retarded.

I hope Trump try’s to steal the midterms and there is a civil war. Fuck every one of you.

@MAGACult2 @SaltyGoat17 They do. Just not the ones that have any of their guys on them because were planted by the deep state.

@SaltyGoat17 I wish Republicans still wanted to see the Epstein files.

Never happen. Democrats love their criminals

@VladTheInflator I closed my accounts today.

They blame every failure on "AI Enhancements" Coinbase total revenue fell behind inflation in 2025 and their 2026Q1 is likely trash. Projected is 25% worse than 2025. AI my dick, more like crashing revenues.

@brian_armstrong Closing my accounts. While AI is great, non-technical teams shipping code is a security risk. Not only that but I’d rather support humans over AI.

This is an email I sent earlier today to all employees at Coinbase: Team, Today I’ve made the difficult decision to reduce the size of Coinbase by ~14%. I want to walk you through why we're doing this now, what it means for those affected, and how this positions us for the future. Why now Two forces are converging at the same time. We need to be front footed to respond to both. First, the market. Coinbase is well-capitalized, has diversified revenue streams, and is well-positioned to weather any storm. Crypto is also on the verge of the next wave of adoption, with stablecoins, prediction markets, tokenization, and more taking off. However, our business is still volatile from quarter to quarter. While we've managed through that cyclicality many times before and come out stronger on the other side, we’re currently in a down market and need to adjust our cost structure now so that we emerge from this period leaner, faster, and more efficient for our next phase of growth. Second, AI is changing how we work. Over the past year, I’ve watched engineers use AI to ship in days what used to take a team weeks. Non-technical teams are now shipping production code and many of our workflows are being automated. The pace of what's possible with a small, focused team has changed dramatically, and it's accelerating every day. All of this has led us to an inflection point, not just for Coinbase, but for every company. The biggest risk now is not taking action. We are adjusting early and deliberately to rebuild Coinbase to be lean, fast, and AI-native. We need to return to the speed and focus of our startup founding, with AI at our core. What this means To get there, we are not just reducing headcount and cutting costs, we’re fundamentally changing how we operate: rebuilding Coinbase as an intelligence, with humans around the edge aligning it. What does this mean in practice? - Fewer layers, faster decisions: We are flattening our org structure to 5 layers max below CEO/COO. Layers slow things down and create coordination tax. The future is small, high context teams that can move quickly. Leaders will own much more, with as many as 15+ direct reports. Fewer layers also means a leaner cost structure that is built to perform through all market cycles. - No pure managers: Every leader at Coinbase must also be a strong and active individual contributor. Managers should be like player-coaches, getting their hands dirty alongside their teams. - AI-native pods: We’ll be concentrating around AI-native talent who can manage fleets of agents to drive outsized impact. We’ll also be experimenting with reduced pod sizes, including “one person teams” with engineers, designers, and product managers all in one role. In short: AI is bringing a profound shift in how companies operate, and we’re reshaping Coinbase to lead in this new era. This is a new way of working, and we need to leverage AI across every facet of our jobs. To those who are affected I know there are real people behind these decisions — talented colleagues who have poured themselves into this company and our mission. To those of you who will be leaving: thank you. You’ve helped build Coinbase into what it is today, and I am sincerely grateful for everything you've done. All impacted team members will receive an email to their personal account in the next hour with more information, and an invitation to meet with an HRBP and a senior leader in your organization. Coinbase system access has been removed today. I know this feels sudden and harsh, but it is the only responsible choice given our duty to protect customer information. To those affected, we will be providing a comprehensive package to support you through this transition. US employees will receive a minimum of 16 weeks base pay (plus 2 weeks per year worked), their next equity vest, and 6 months of COBRA. Employees on a work visa will get extra transition support. Those outside of the US will receive similar support, based on local factors and subject to any consultation requirements. Coinbase prides itself on talent density. Our employees are among the most talented people in the world, and I have no doubt that your skills and experience will be highly sought after as you pursue your next chapters. How we move forward To the team that is staying, I know this is a difficult day. We’re saying goodbye to colleagues and friends you've been in the trenches with. But here’s what I want you to know as we move forward together: Over the past 13 years, we have weathered four crypto winters, gone public, and built the most trusted platform in our industry. We’ve made it this far by making hard decisions and by always staying focused on our mission. This time will be no different – nothing has changed about the long term outlook of our company or industry. And most importantly, our mission has never been more important for the world. Increasing economic freedom requires a new financial system, and we’re building it. The Coinbase that emerges from this will be more capable than ever to achieve our mission. Brian

@9mmScorpion @ImBreckWorsham The companies raised prices to cover tariffs. Consumers paid those higher prices.

@SnekInGrass @ImBreckWorsham So how are the companies getting $175B in refunds that the consumer already paid them?

So now Trump says there will BE no $2k tariff dividend checks and that he "doesn't remember ever promising such a thing." The GASLIGHTING by this guy is fucking UNREAL.

@spaceemotion @FactoryAI @GitHubCopilot Literally nothing is going to be like copilot. That’s why copilot is going to raw tokens.

@FactoryAI A comparison to @GitHubCopilot would be nice, to see how it all differs!

Introducing our new $100 Plus plan. We've been listening to your feedback and are excited to offer more flexibility and horsepower with this plan. Plus offers ~5x the usage of Pro and gives you access to Droid Computers so you can run remote Droids. We can't wait to see what you build.

@LStargazer54 @zerohedge Oof

@zerohedge I just purchased a Chevrolet assembled in the 🇺🇸 United States. My father retired from GM

*Ford Motor April U.S. SUV Sales 72,378 Vehicles, Down 16.6% *Ford Motor April U.S. Hybrid Vehicle Sales 15,758, Down 32.5%

@saskwatchewan Your mother was a moose and your father smelt of maple syrup!

I came face-to-face with a real American detective today.

@VladTheInflator I recently set my cards to autopay the last statement balance every month to skew these numbers higher. That’s after over a decade of paying them off every 2 weeks.

Google Searches for "Can't pay credit card" hit and maintain decade+ highs. Americans have an absolute mountain of credit card debt $1.277 trillion Overall, the national average card debt among cardholders with unpaid balances in Q3 2025 was $7,886. 46% of CC holders carry a balance with the average APR of 21% The bottom part of the K shaped economy is being crushed by inflation

@ImBreckWorsham Congress is doing nothing. That leaves the citizens who are too poor to do anything.

The DOJ has ADMITTED that over 47,000 Epstein were deleted after the war with Iran started. Many of those files implicated Trump. What is anyone doing about it? Nothing.