Sasquatch 🇨🇦

@sarobertsonca @Nannynannynanoo You just know he put his mouth around the spouts of the school water fountains.

@whotfisjovana Me.

name one thing this country gave to the world

@Ruesavatar I saw one today that attempted to label me hirsute by calling me “Harry,” and not just once.

It is wild how poor their reading comprehension is, it is like they skim and then just add words to fill in meaning. Absolutely stunted.

Bullying incel trolls and then removing their ability to reply today. Muahahaha.

@LacieInBloom I have yet to succeed.

@saskwatchewan Are you thinking about getting drunk?

Next time you feel useless, just remember that even rotten fruit can be useful.

@jeanisalunatic Amazing, now they can cosplay as a millennial.

My child just walked in and said look, mum, I can fake cry, and then started actually crying, then immediately stopped again.

@KoKeniSaskqatch @hardspiral @dirtlife89 @ManicTheIdiot @distraughtduck @Jimbob10441721 @sassyhobbit @Lifeofstelynn @Yoc_Star @DrinkingDad_2 @wd44isme @tankcuntel @LlamaMonstWV @ralph_maple @Saskieschmuck @Latch68 @Asparagus_Brown @CheekyDre Silent but deadly… like a fart.

@saskwatchewan @hardspiral @dirtlife89 @ManicTheIdiot @distraughtduck @Jimbob10441721 @sassyhobbit @Lifeofstelynn @Yoc_Star @DrinkingDad_2 @wd44isme @tankcuntel @LlamaMonstWV @ralph_maple @Saskieschmuck @Latch68 @Asparagus_Brown @CheekyDre Squatch Squad.

#FF Small Appreciation Account Edition @saskwatchewan @hardspiral @dirtlife89 @ManicTheIdiot @distraughtduck @Jimbob10441721 @sassyhobbit @Lifeofstelynn @Yoc_Star @DrinkingDad_2 @wd44isme @tankcuntel @LlamaMonstWV @ralph_maple @Saskieschmuck @Latch68 @Asparagus_Brown @CheekyDre

@KoKeniSaskqatch @hardspiral @dirtlife89 @ManicTheIdiot @distraughtduck @Jimbob10441721 @sassyhobbit @Lifeofstelynn @Yoc_Star @DrinkingDad_2 @wd44isme @tankcuntel @LlamaMonstWV @ralph_maple @Saskieschmuck @Latch68 @Asparagus_Brown @CheekyDre Neighbourhood Squatch.

@saskwatchewan @hardspiral @dirtlife89 @ManicTheIdiot @distraughtduck @Jimbob10441721 @sassyhobbit @Lifeofstelynn @Yoc_Star @DrinkingDad_2 @wd44isme @tankcuntel @LlamaMonstWV @ralph_maple @Saskieschmuck @Latch68 @Asparagus_Brown @CheekyDre Squatches supporting Squatches.

@Bugimus @ZanLindsay It’s just a points program. The longer you go uncaptured, the greater your rewards. The first time I got enough points I went to Ohio.

@ZanLindsay I believe Bigfoot do it naturally and that we can too, but somewhere along the way we forgot how.

I want to teleport. Where are the instructions?

@LiLLeRedd Especially when they play Creole.

Sultans of swing will fix me

Procrastination game so strong that I put off putting it off and windup getting shit done.

@Ruesavatar Urban cattle are the worst.

This is such a city person list lol. Border collies are primarily owned by conservative conventional farmers around here. Golden retrievers and Irish setters are posh conservative country dogs. Everyone I know who owns German Shepherds in the near vicinity are left leaning landowners. Although I am leaning more conservative lately and I have Henry so….

@alayfalupe @MattMoneymaker1 @BFRO_Updates I wanted to see if the fuss about Four Corners was worth it. It wasn’t.

@MattMoneymaker1 @BFRO_Updates Where in New Mexico have there been Bigfoot sightings?

ATTN All Bigfoot Researchers >>> This is the map for remaining BFRO Bigfoot expeditions in 2026. Some states will be having more than one expedition: - Ohio will have three (3) bigfoot expeditions. - Washington will have two (2) bigfoot expeditions. - New Jersey will have two (2) bigfoot expeditions. The red dots on the map indicate the expeditions that are already sold out for 2026, but you can request to be added to the call-back list for 2027 trips. For details on these trips (which are open to the public) see bfro.net/news/roundup/e…

@LiLLeRedd 😂

@saskwatchewan Grok! 😂

Because it’s me and Leuki for life yo

@lulubeans42 It’s okay, Beans; the heart wants what the heart wants. In this case, the heart wants fewer high-scoring scrabble letters in someone’s name.

@saskwatchewan 😭

Can’t date a man with a weird name

@Valkyrie_D @Martyupnorth Following you for this alone.

It’s a good day when this absolute POS adds you to one of his lists. 🤣 Clearly I’m doing something right. Also… what are you, 2, @Martyupnorth?

@Bugimus If I had popcorn I’d chew on that, instead.

@saskwatchewan I’m going to assume he’s chewing on those herbs medicinally because they don’t look terribly appetizing 😁

Happy Thunderfoot Thursday, believers and artists alike! 
It’s OUR day to share Bigfoot-inspired images and art 🎨👇 Let’s build the ultimate squatch gallery together. Let’s see your finest cryptid creation this week. #Bigfoot #Cryptid #ThunderfootThursday

@theHollerWitch In order for a chain saw to work, you have to send it to 12 of your closest friends first.