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@agentsilverfox1 @fesshole He literally said he used fake details dude.

@fesshole Wait until you're charged £100 for a no show. Like restaurants are having to do now. You silly cunt.

I have booked 10 Tesla test drives this week using fake details. I don't turn up to any of them.

@UAPJedi @SkyNews Source?

@SkyNews 60,000 illegals have entered, Since Starmer won a landslide in July!

The Home Office announced today that almost 13,460 people had been removed since Sir Keir Starmer's Labour Party won by a landslide in July trib.al/blZJjTo

@ShoostyBoost @TomLondon6 Just a bit of info on that figure from the CIA that's worth noting before using it as evidence of fact.

I am Jewish. I live in the UK If anyone denies the Holocaust, I regard them as unspeakably vile & evil, as do most people Those who now deny the GENOCIDE in Gaza, I equally regard as unspeakably vile & evil PARTICULARLY I condemn any UK politicians and UK media who are GENOCIDE-deniers

@FinalTelegraph @jk_rowling I'm sorry. Kemi Badenoch. The same strong willed paragon of black women who supported immigration suppression that would have meant her own family couldn't come to live here? Fact check your bullshit before you post it.

🚨 The Left can't handle a strong, principled Black woman leading the Conservatives! #KemiBadenoch, unlike Kamala, knows what true leadership looks like. Remember, the same people who cheered for #BLM can't stand when a Black conservative rises. They fear the truth, they fear real change. #BadenochForBritain #ConservativeValues #MAGA

My thoughts and prayers are with David Tennant at this very difficult time.

@pt0kes @fesshole This got me cackling 😂

My name in my email signature is Thomas, not Tom. Replying to me as Tom has just lost a builder a 90k job.

@drivelcast @fesshole What is "spoon"?

@fesshole That's all well and good until suddenly you realise you can't remember the word Spoon.

I've just pulled out a nose hair that was about 2cm long. I feel like I've pulled half my brain out. It's the best thing that's happened to me all day

@warhammer why can't I get ripper swarms without buying termagants or hormagaunts? Ya boy wants to run 3 squads of 3 rippers and not have to buy 90 gaunts. Why you do this?

@SteveBorrett3 @sazcass @Saltbar @pritipatel I'm sorry on what planet are people going to be safe in Rwanda. Pick up a book sometime. Its literally famous for having terrible human rights, genocides a plenty and having a government that have literally "dissapeared" people and tortured them in arbitrary detention.

@sazcass @Saltbar @pritipatel So what ? They are apparently escaping tyrany and need safety. They will be safe in Rwanda , they’ve crossed multiple safe borders on their Journey. One more to the promised land.

✍🏽🇬🇧🇷🇼 Today I've signed a world-leading new partnership with Rwanda to break the people smugglers' deadly business model and help us protect the genuinely vulnerable through safe and legal routes. Part of our #NewPlanForImmigration.

Dear twitter. Please stop sending me random notifications from account I don't follow advising someone I don't know has died sadly in the night. Cheers.

@amre1107 @CHIMPSINSOCKS It was a really close vote. Lots of us did not want this because of this exact kinda thing.

@CHIMPSINSOCKS The amount of people say they are “ashamed” to be British. As if they didn’t know this is what was wanted when brexit was voted for. Where were all these “ashamed” people when the vote happened? You get what you voted for

@Gemma_Lou93 @RobbieRinder To become a best seller it has to sell 5 to 10 thousand in a week. Presumably the book has beaten this on pre-orders and can be classified as a best seller.

@RobbieRinder How can it be a best seller if its not released yet? And he's supposed to be a judge 🙈🤦‍♀️🤔

My first best-selling thriller. I cannot wait for you all to meet Adam Green. Misfit. Purveyor of justice. Barrister-in-training. The Judge publishes July 2023, pre-order your signed hardback from Waterstones today bit.ly/WTSTheJudgeSig…

@ScorpionJungle @kdillon85 @stephenfry Shut up you absolute dong. People are allowed to have opinions outside of their political and sociological opinions.

@nbdarling43 @GeorgeTakei You have no free choice when those choices are based in misrepresentation and lies.

@GeorgeTakei There is something called "free choice." People seem to have a lot of trouble with that.

If a teenage girl can be held responsible for urging her boyfriend to kill himself, shouldn’t Tucker Carlson be held responsible for urging Americans not to vaccinate despite a deadly pandemic?

Shayne Topp looking like he should be asking scotty to beam him up here. @supershayne

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@rickygervais absolutely killed it at the golden globes 😂 What an absolute legend

@DanielPaull9 @A_Adams95 Embarrassing* 💚

Did Brynmawr win the league? Did they fuck

Arrival trains Read: tl.gd/n_1sp1qs8

@Tommy_Jx We probably need to son! #BeardVibes