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@DVATW Dogs win 100% of the time

Given a binary choice, should we keep dogs or Muslims?

@ChimeraX2021 @CalWoman1943 @zoeharcombe @BBC Fuck your “feelings “ ya pussy cunt

@CalWoman1943 @zoeharcombe @BBC Why do people think you have a god given right to take your fucking dogs into where ever you please regardless of the effect on anyone else????????? You are a fucking selfish bitch who should be locked up for your total disregard of others feelings or needs!

Dear @BBC We are a nation of dog lovers. We are also now a nation of BBC haters...

@ChimeraX2021 @zoeharcombe @BBC What the fuck is wrong with you ?

@zoeharcombe @BBC And yet another fucking selfish dog owner who does not give a fuck about anyone else!!!!!!!!!!!!"

@SBarrettBar Untuck your balls from your taint and put your tongue back in your mouth and stop your cucking for virtue points

Muslims don't hate dogs You are being told they do To make you hate Muslims Don't play that game.

Hey @BBCNews stop with the foreplay and just get to the bit where you say there’s also too many Jews. And gay people. And unveiled women. Because of the people ‘who are allergic or afraid of them.’

This is blatant Islamist propaganda. Britain has been dog-friendly since our ancestors domesticated them 40,000 years ago. Britain is not a Sharia state. Never has been, never will be. You won’t take our land. You won’t take our freedom. And you will NEVER take our dogs.

@thesovereignceo Don Cherry

If you could put anyone in charge of Canada (doesn’t have to be a current member of parliament) who would it be?

@Mark_Lexus @nettermike It’s a good one though so fuck the fuck off

@nettermike That story has been around for 30 years. Do better.

A former Sergeant Major in the Marine Corps took a new job as a high school teacher. Just before the school year started, he injured his back. He was required to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body... Fortunately, the cast fit under his shirt and wasn't noticeable. On the first day of class, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in the school. The students having already heard the new teacher was a former Marine were leery of him and he knew they would be testing his discipline in the classroom. Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, the new teacher opened the window wide and sat down at his desk. When a strong breeze made his tie flap, he picked up a stapler and stapled the tie to his chest. Dead silence... The rest of the year went very smoothly. Source: USMC

@muttley911 @rickygervais Yup. The Muslim goat fuckers

@rickygervais That's because you're an annoying fucker. By 'the right people' I presume you mean 'brown people'.

This annoys all the right people.

@Microinteracti1 @MalcolmNance Probably a waste of texting but does the average American not know that Norway has nothing to do with who gets the Nobel Peace Prize? It’s not the Norway peace prize Fucking dipshits. No wonder Europe thinks you all are low IQ

Trump Texts Norwegian Prime Minister To Clarify He Does Not Want Nobel Prize, Fourth Time This Week “Just so we’re clear,” reads text sent at 2:47 AM WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump reached out to Norwegian Prime Minister Jonas Gahr Støre early Tuesday morning to reiterate, for the fourth time this week, that he has absolutely no interest in receiving the Nobel Peace Prize, a prize he does not want, has never wanted, and cannot stop talking about. “I can’t think of anybody in history that should get the Nobel Prize more than me,” the President said Monday, adding immediately that he did not want to brag. He then bragged. “Nobody else settled wars,” he continued, which is technically a sentence. The prize in question was awarded in 2009 to Barack Obama, a man who speaks in complete sentences, reads at a pace exceeding one word at a time, and has never suggested injecting bleach, light, or veterinary medicine into the human body. Obama assembled an administration of people who had read books, could locate countries on a map, and understood in broad terms how the world functions. He did not brag. He used long words correctly. He could spell them. Oslo gave him the prize essentially for existing in a composed and literate manner, which, in fairness, the committee found refreshing. World leaders this week declined to comment on the Nobel situation, as they were busy processing other things. French President Emmanuel Macron, asked about Trump’s remarks at a press conference in Paris, paused for what witnesses described as “quite a long time” before responding. “If I stood at a podium and said I deserved the Nobel Prize more than anyone in history, they would not applaud,” Macron said carefully. “They would make a phone call. To doctors. With a particular kind of vehicle.” German Chancellor Friedrich Merz was more direct. “In Germany we have a word for a man who believes he alone has saved the world and requires this to be acknowledged daily,” he told reporters in Berlin, “but we have agreed as a nation not to use it anymore.” British Prime Minister Keir Starmer, maintaining the expression of a man who has given up being surprised, noted only that the United Kingdom has “a robust tradition of understatement” and that he found the current American communication style “quite different from that.” Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney said nothing but was photographed staring at a wall for eleven minutes. Japanese Prime Minister Fumio Kishida issued a formal statement expressing confidence in the strength of the alliance, which diplomats confirmed was the politest possible way of saying nothing at all. What struck observers across capitals was not the Nobel Prize itself, but the American public’s apparent comfort with the situation. Polls show 47 percent of U.S. voters find the President’s behavior completely normal, a figure European officials have taken to reading aloud to each other at dinners for the sustained entertainment value. Trump has been president twice. He has settled wars. He does not drink. What he has done with disinfectants and UV light is a matter of public record and active medical curiosity. Does he want the prize? No. “I don’t want to be bragging,” he said, at a press conference, in front of cameras, into a microphone. He then bragged. Støre’s office confirmed receipt of the texts but declined to comment, noting only that the Prime Minister had read them. At press time, the President had settled a ninth war, which he described as “not for the prize or anything.” Gandalv / @Microinteracti1

@ShaneWenzel This is a tiny slice of the country. Not even close to representing my area so fuck off with this misrepresentation of the entire country

I needed a good laugh this morning, but holy hell, this is Canada in 2026. This right here is exactly why so many of us feel like the whole country’s lost its damn mind, swimming in this delusional sense of self-importance and manufactured victimhood. Can you imagine being the only sane person in that room? You’d have to figure you’re locked up in a goddamn insane asylum with the inmates running the show

@mark_slapinski Different standards ya cunt

Right-wingers in Canada are so pathetic. They criticize the Indigenous premier of Manitoba for a having a few drinks and going for a drive when he was younger. But they ignore the fact that the American president is a pedophile and serial sex abuser.

The NDP convention was so unhinged that it took me a long time to realize that this video was satire It honestly isn’t far off some of the things that I watched yesterday though 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@SParchewski Your argument is full retard

Japan attacks Pearl Harbour. USA nukes Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Japan and USA are now best friends. Trump imposes tariffs on Canadian goods. Canada goes full retard on USA. Canada is retarded beyond repair.

@Patriot_Josh11 @ShadowofEzra We as sovereign nations didn’t vote for this you ignorant dipshit. You fuckers are the epitome of stupidity. Dumb with the bombs. The world is working on taking you out. You are the new “North Korea”

@ShadowofEzra This is what I voted for. Make America 🇺🇸 Great Again.

Pete Hegseth says Donald Trump has drawn a new strategic map from Greenland to the Gulf of America, calling it “Greater North America.” He says every sovereign nation north of the equator is not part of the Global South, but part of the security perimeter in this great neighborhood we all live in. "We call this map the Greater North America.”

@Arrogance_0024 Putin

Is there a single foreign leader the President of the US 🇺🇸 has not insulted yet?

@libsoftiktok Jesus fucking Christ. These freaks are an embarrassment to freaks

Speakers at the Democratic Party conference in Canada argue over their “gender equity cards” which allows them to skip the line to speak This is real

@petterkol @drdanielschatz You don’t get a fucken card. You have to earn your card like the rest of us that aren’t “victims “

@drdanielschatz "Gender identity card" WTF is this? I am a hetero male. Where is my card?!

This is neither satire nor AI. I had to double-check that it was real. At a convention for Canada’s left-wing party, a self-identified transgender, racialized delegate complains that her “equity card” failed to stop a cis woman from interrupting her. It is a near-perfect snapshot of how deranged woke identity politics has become. A movement that claimed to stand for equality has degenerated into a farce of competing victimhood, bureaucratized grievance and ideological narcissism. When politics is reduced to this kind of ritualized absurdity, it is no longer serious, credible or even coherent. It is parody dressed up as moral virtue.

@EricRStPierre Nope Trump makes America look like it’s inhabited by retards. The adults in the room just placate him now as they wait for the US to heal

Question of the day: As a Canadian, if Trump offered to drop every tariff single forever in exchange for Canada becoming the 51st state would you support it?