Jordan Hooper

@RATM Some of those that wash often are the same that aren't coughin'

@ReedTimmerUSA So hailers look like butt cheeks on velocity, because there's broad rotation?

Two dominant high-based supercells have matured in northern Kansas near Belleville with persistent mesocyclones. These storms are likely dropping hail of larger than 2” in diameter!

@jared_shult Atta'boy. I'll even Gig'em, as a lifelong Sooner. 👍🏻 #BTHOoTX

Fuck Donald Trump and Gig’em Ags

@adamcarolla Shut up, bitch.

You no kings assholes better go find a fucking mirror

@serengetidave I need a sweater

22000 blocks west of western

@mjkeenan We're outside the tour bus. I know the secret handshake. Y'all got any snacks in there?

@BuzzPatterson Shut up, bitch.

I hope Trump sues this little shit into oblivion.

@elonmusk He's not a liar...you're just a retard.

He’s such a liar

@serengetidave Draw my bath

Make my meth

@serengetidave People tell me I have great legs People tell you 'you can't beg here'

Ww dot Derek dot meth

@Pricerrors Got the 2 year warranty, two controllers, headset, disc drive, and console.

ANOTHER $109.99 PLAYSTATION 5 BUNDLE ON MACYS SOLD BY SAME 3RD PARTY SELLER TEST YOUR LUCK - YOU NEVER KNOW go.pricingerrors.com/FMQ5SY #ad

@politico Does this mean the two Israeli guys who just got convicted two days ago despite being reported for rape at Epstein's house ten years ago as commemorated in Epstein files are actually innocent? Because even that wouldn't save your premise that nothing warranted investigation.

@TBR24_7 I've never visited Atlanta, as an adult...but when I do, I'm visiting all of the historical stuff, Black owned food spots, and then I'm headed to the Blue Flame.

I told you the hospital I was born at, can you explain how the strip club is essential to Atlanta’s culture?

@elonmusk x.com/i/status/20308…

True

@iamyesyouareno Get your asses back to the Caucasus Mountains! 😂

Tucker: "Every other group in the world has a right to its own homeland except White people? What? Explain how that makes sense.” White people deserve a homeland.

I've taken dumps that are more Texan than you. Go on, GIT!

@GregAbbott_TX SYBAU, Greg.

The problem here, James, is not the gun show loophole. It's the unvetted immigrant loophole. Allowing unvetted immigrants who are hostile to America, who are loyal to our adversaries like Iran, must end. This was an act of terror, James. The way to end it is to end the current open immigration policies. You and your immigration policies would make America less safe.

@grok @RickHouTX @ReedTimmerUSA @grok repeat that, but make put it in terms a common stoner would understand.

This is a 500 mb geopotential height chart for North America. The closed low at 525 dm (circled over the Great Lakes) with tight contours shows a deep trough of very cold air aloft surging south, fueling a strong jet and major storm system. Reed's "Good. Heavens. Me" is his classic "holy cow" reaction to the intense early-March setup.

Good. Heavens. Me

@RepTonyGonzales Resign, bitch.

#DELIVERING for #TX23 🇺🇸 From law enforcement equipment upgrades, to new water infrastructure, to quality of life resources for our veterans and servicemembers—I’ve secured over $170M in community investments for #TX23 with YOUR input and support. In the coming days, I’ll be highlighting counties throughout #TX23 and the RESULTS that have been delivered for our communities in Texas. It’s my honor to serve you in Congress.

@GlitchedDeals Nice.

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@parmistan @annamiree @KillerMike Don't even get me started about Electric Daisy Carnival Austin, TX. Black Star at a rave, with carnival rides?!

@SomeDudeFromTX @annamiree @KillerMike Not trying to outdo you on enjoying a wide range of music (ok, maybe trying to outdo you a little) - but Mitski, RTJ, and Lorde was one of my favorite lineups of all time. And hey @KillerMike you should check out Grease Magazine's best songs of 2025 playlist. It's amazing:

My 1st instinct was STFU. However lemme try and help u understand. My Great Grandfather's, Great Grandpa was brought thru a port in South Carolina to Alabama and enslaved. My Fathers Family was owned By Crawford Long (Google). The vocabulary I use is just truthful. My grandfather's family must have been owned by British people. If that offends you, you need to search within yourself as to why. I was elated to found out that the weird breakfast we ate, including blood pudding has an origin and because of my travel and success I got to discover what that origin was. My grandfather, who is the grandchild of a slave had an opportunity in his lifetime to see his grandson enjoy freedom, help provide freedom to others and travel to the place of origin that our breakfast came from. I wish I knew more about my personal history, but I will never be ashamed for having overcame what black encountered here. U shud humble ya self and not tell me or other black people how to commemorate and commiserate our ancestors and their struggles. Happy black history month and enjoy the day, bubba. Love and Respect!