Sooty Smith

@stevebollig The cringe is strong.

Good grief... A full-length shot of VCM dressed as a pub landlady. 😳😵‍💫 #OnlyConnect

I'm surprised that Victoria Coren Mitchell hasn't got a pint of gin on the side for this. #OnlyConnect

@VictoriaCoren @BBCTwo Bit disappointed at your depiction of a female member of bar staff. Tits half out is not a job requirement.

The Only Connect specials begin tonight! The first one was something of an experiment. I think we might have broken a few rules so I won’t say more than: I hope you enjoy it. Cheers! 🍻 #OnlyConnect 8pm @BBCTwo

@libbage55 @itvcorrie Lovely plate too!

You know, I’m over here in the states, minding my business, next thing I know, I’m making beans on toast for dinner. What have you done to me #Corrie? I even took Carla’s advice and added a little Worcestershire sauce… I hope you’re happy @itvcorrie and very proud of yourselves.

@Natalie200273 @lovingit111 @piersmorgan None of that is true.

@lovingit111 @piersmorgan UK has gone to ruin. Have a pm that has his own agenda and it’s not for British people and a London Mayor who won’t stop until London is a Muslim capital. Myself like many millions of Brits have had enough!!

God, he’s so annoying. Can’t wait to see him crying on Sunday night.

@swarlanations Love the way the other actors had to ad lib around whatever he said 😆

@SharonScot66875 @RobbieRinder @ShellSharp1 My family were Holocaust survivors and deplore Israel’s current actions.

@RobbieRinder @ShellSharp1 FFS his Grandfather was holocaust survivor. @RobbieRinder a proud Jew and so he should be. Why do the extreme minority feel the need to constantly take over the narrative to destroy people's beliefs. It is toxic and absolutely nothing to do with faith.

Remember where you were and who you were when you thought this was ok?

@JeremyClarkson As a result of your performance farming you should know that you reap what you sow.

For the first time in my life, I’m genuinely frightened about being a newspaper columnist.

There are literally dozens of landmark cases where Brits relied on the ECHR: ⚠️Gay soldiers ⚠️Children beaten in schools ⚠️Women punished for fleeing domestic abuse ⚠️Journalists fined for protecting sources ⚠️Activists sued by McDonald ⚠️Innocent people’s DNA kept on file All defended by the ECHR when Britain failed them Don’t strip our rights away. Again.

@BritishComedy @Talldarkfriend Watched the whole series, loved it!

Transaction, the six-part sitcom set around a supermarket nightshift, starts on ITV on Tuesday 24th June. Jordan Gray (@talldarkfriend), Nick Frost, Doon Mackichan, Thomas Gray, Kayla Meikle and Francesca Mills star. comedy.co.uk/tv/fyi/832/jor…

@tgphelan1 @bushontheradio *men

@bushontheradio Bob Vylan seems to be the man of the moment?

Bank notes are getting a makeover. Which British character or person would you like to see featured on a note?

@RobbieRinder Most people understand perfectly well without you patronising them.

At Glastonbury yesterday, a band called for “inshallah, from the river to the sea.” The crowd cheered. When I hear that phrase chanted with joy, I feel fear and - whoever you are - so should you. Most people don’t understand what it means. But it’s been used for decades by those who want to erase Jews from where their language, faith & indigenous culture began. A place that was meant to offer refuge when the rest of the world shut its door. I’ve spoken out against injustice & unbearable loss. I’ve made work about the ‘Nakba’ & the ongoing trauma of Palestinians. But “from the river to the sea” doesn’t call for peace. It calls for a world without Jews. You can stand for Palestinian rights without denying Jewish ones. You can oppose a government without wishing away a people. If your activism leaves no room for someone else’s safety, grief or history it’s not activism. It’s hate.

@MrsP_A I felt so sad for her at the end.

Why couldn't this lady stay in her existing home but move to living just downstairs? It seems horrendously long-winded and expensive to build a reflection of the existing home to then live just downstairs in that. #granddesigns

@Dougie20057878 @CraigMurrayOrg Confusing left and right is so easy to do.

Unfortunately left wing voters are They’re always looking to blame others for their failures in life Well saying the NHS is failing cause hard working farmers don’t pay inheritance tax makes them feel like they’re kicking some who has more than them The fact that the farmer is merely land rich but money poor is not an argument they are prepared to have It’s all about the people who are dissatisfied with their lives picking on some else for revenge The left is good at this

I am not sure I have ever seen a more brazen episode in UK politics than Starmer's effort to demonise farmers by portraying them as keeping resources from the NHS. I cannot believe any significant percentage of the population is stupid enough to buy this.

@antoniaieronyma @RyanTheSoapking If they are ten feet tall!

@RyanTheSoapking And why is it soooo deeeep!

@Bradley_Cates_ Sadly this place is pretty toxic, and commenters seem to forget the people they’re talking about aren’t characters, but actual human beings. I’d stop looking if I were you. Rejoice in the knowledge that not many would have got as far as you did.

I suppose three matches are enough before I start to really annoy people. (Straw-clutching attempt to ease the pain.) #OnlyConnect

@LinguistJosh He was vile to David Potts on CBB. Really shocking.

@TheExtremeMusi1 You Know My Name by Chris Cornell.

What's the best James Bond song???

Daisy in a bed in a private room while *checks notes * waiting for a scan. #corrie

@MartinSLewis Trump/Musk are bad for everyone. The entire planet.

A few reading the good or bad as Trump being a good or bad President. That's a different question. This is about his administration's impact on the UK. It isn't inconsistent to think either a) Trump good for US bad for UK b) Trump bad for US good for UK.