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@Gifted_Gab @SomaKazima2 Please don’t make fun of his eyes. It’s a rare medical condition called Atchaforya. It’s when 1 eye is looking atcha. And the other is looking forya. Be kind.

@SomaKazima2 “Respectfully, I’ll just wait for the next barber fanly”

See what happens when you can just let the damn receding hairlines go?! Cut that shit off

@Toddmclain02 @Bornakang You could sleep at this job and wake up and go to another job. Easy way to 6 figures.

@Bornakang Life is worth WAY more than $45 an hour. At least at a $15 hr job you're learning skills. To promote into higher paid positions. Not become a vegetable.

How long could you last doing this job

@schuldinermma @BlindBearMedia Random Japanese guy? That young kid has been on a hype train since he came into the UFC. His only other loss was a split decision to Royval. He just needs Honda Housey’s head movement.

@BlindBearMedia people saw “Van” beating a random japanese and then they are thinking hes gonna smash pantoja lmaaaao

Alexandre Pantoja posts on IG “Training for my next fight” 😂

@MiraclesTampa @ChrisxSims @DannyRebel333 👍

@ChrisxSims @DannyRebel333 Thumbs up is an obscene gesture in some countries. Maybe not just your hat, but probably.

Panda Express kicked out @DannyRebel333 and Myself out for Simply for wearing a MAGA hat, and giving a thumbs up to a cook that just stood and Stared at me the whole time because of my Hat. I asked if there was an issue and the cook said “You’re Hat” so I asked if he supported it. They proceeded to call the police, and falsely say we were refusing to leave. I left the store and stood on the side walk and multiple employees came out to intimidate me to leave and stop filming on the public sidewalk. The Police informed the staff that we did nothing wrong, the woman who called 911 cried and walked back into the building. No crime, No disturbance, Just a hat and a Thumbs up. This is blatant political discrimination. Panda Express should be ashamed and hold its employees to higher standards.

@FlushyBuzzz @DefiantLs Uh no. I had to register for Selective Service when I turned 18. Now it’s just automatic.

@DefiantLs Okay Please for the sake of Education, Why is everyone dissing Chelsea Handler for this particular 'joke'?!

Chelsea Handler: “Now that your favorite leader is making the draft mandatory, I assume all of you will be signing up to go fight in Iran. Or do you tough alpha males only go to the Middle East for comedy festivals?”

@reyzaaaXso Cause of death: motorboating accident.

Hey Grok, if you became human, which room would you pick?

@SweetTexanRose He’s gonna come home and find the neighbor balls deep in her and she’ll be like, “Haha it’s just a prank”.

This poor wife gets pranked constantly by her husband. 😂 I think all relationships definitely need to have humor, but if I were her, I may choke him on some of these. 😂 What would you do?

@tatsurotaira Did you train your head movement with Rhonda Rousey?

沢山の応援ありがとうございました。 僕の大好きな人たちとUFCのタイトルマッチに一緒に来れたこと、ベルトを取って一緒に喜びたかったけど昨日は叶いませんでした。 誰が相手でも勝てるよう強くなる。 また必ずタイトルマッチまで辿り着きます。 I’ll come back stronger.

@mnrcst @namiarchive_ I just assumed by your comment, but your pic confirmed it. Fucking retard.

Idk what that fruit does because you’re not legally allowed to watch anime after you lose your virginity. That being said, the correct answer is Super Sayan for a month and sell your services to the American Government for 32 billion dollars and prime real estate in every country you…. Liberate.

Which do you choose?

@KO_Sequence You’re supposed to use a harpoon when dealing with a whale.

Karen gets a much needed reality check

@Dat_Dude_856 @full_send_mma He caught the kick, elevated the leg, Pantoja went down and tried to break his fall, elbow dislocated. Not a fantastic way to win, but he’s Aljamain Sterling bad.

@full_send_mma Honestly I love the way this guy fights but man does he irk the shit outta me. He said he pushed Pantoja and caused his arm to break so that makes it a clean win… frfr?? Trash talk is fun when it’s good but you just sound retarded when you say something like that

Joshua Van says Alexandre Pantoja is next but had some choice words about him at UFC 328 “I saw him and shook his hand, I don’t have a problem but I don’t like him making it seem like I’m the bad guy. We fought and you fell and broke your arm”

@GoldBellClips George RR Martin was the cameraman.

These kiss cams are something else

@BorrachinhaMMA @Josh_HokitUFC

@BorrachinhaMMA @Josh_HokitUFC Man that fat guy talking too much has a huge fucking bald spot.

I want my fucking money Back you retard @Josh_HokitUFC

@tarmakademia @wyatt_autrey @CasualMMAinc Like your boy JDM last week huh? It’s all performative.

because they're putting on a show mate. it's entertainment. they have a crowd to please. the weigh-in isn't a secret - they've done it this way for ages. the real deal happens offstage. then they strip on stage so you fucking retards can act stupid for clicks. welcome to showbusiness.

Most fraudulent weigh-in in UFC history and it’s not even close.

@ApffelArmyof8 @Bubblebathgirl He bent the knee to Sir Floyd the Breathless of Fentanyland

@Bubblebathgirl Bianco!!! He never enforced the mask mandate during Covid, he was AMAZING! Has always tried to stand up to their shit

Steve Hilton or Chad Bianco, who would you pick if it comes down to these two as the general election choices for governor of California? Hilton: Outsider focused on policy, says homeless encampments are already illegal so clear them out, Trump-endorsed. Bianco: Sheriff focused on law and order, says homelessness is not a crime, pushes election fraud claims. They are similar on lowering the cost of living in California, suspending the gas tax, lowering state income tax, deregulation, making homeless encampments illegal, and being pro-Trump. (Video: AI)

@Pseudo_Prophet_ Thotston, China

"The left breast belongs to the husband, and the right belongs to the world" 😳🫣 China is undoubtedly on a completely different level compared to the rest of the world. 😂

@Appraiser008 Thanos the daddy?

从临产到产后二十天的身体变化，当母亲太伟大了……

When parent failed to correct kid behavior, a stranger helped the only way he knew it will work.

@disintergration @omoelerinjare1 Jesus wouldn’t judge her for choosing the kindness of other to care for those kids when she felt she could not. Look inward. If you need the threat of eternal damnation to be a good person, maybe you’re not a good person.

@omoelerinjare1 The mother looks healthy, hair done…does not look destitute and you’re all giving her a pat on the back for abandoning her children to strangers 🤦‍♀️ Jesus save us all .

A young mother in Phoenix, Illinois, dropped off her twin boys (around 6-12 months old) at a fire station around 1:30 a.m. She handed the babies in car seats, along with a diaper bag, to firefighters, saying she could no longer care for them. The station was a designated Safe Haven location.Illinois’ Safe Haven Law protects parents who surrender babies up to 30 days old without prosecution. Since the twins were older, the mother was arrested.The fire chief called her decision courageous and hoped authorities would show leniency. The boys were turned over to child services. A desperate act that exposed the law’s strict age limit.