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@DiianaD_ Suarez.

Tell me one footballer you just love. I don’t wanna hear Ronaldo, Messi or Neymar 😂 Tell me one random sick footballer you love a lot.

@campbellclaret Oh its opposite day? Love these..i've got one. The War in Iraq was totally justified.

Whoever is Prime Minister in the coming months for heaven’s sake try to get David Miliband back into UK politics to be part of your team. His interview on Today programme just now a reminder of how much his voice and his brain are missed.

@tobyasky Its a fluff. 70 minutes, need a goal or two, turn to the bench...Toney, henderson. Trent can make a goal happen and take set pieces. Maguire can and does score big goals when required. Gibbs white deserved it. Wharton deserved it. Spence? I mean come off it.

I tell you what, Tuchel has just exhibited the highest level of boldness in football. He dropped Foden and Palmer for who they are, this looks like a difficult and an easy decision at the same time. He dropped Wharton who has had an amazing season and currently in the Conference league final, a different profile, but maybe similar to Mainoo. Morgan Gibbs White who has got the highest goal contributions of all English players in the league. Maguire who's equally doing well and has been a very important part of this squad over the years, but you could argue he has not been regular or had a great season. James Garner who he has been psyching, attending Everton games, gave him his debut earlier this year and showed belief in him, yet he's dropped him. On the flip side, he has taken John Stones who hasn't even played regularly and injured all through, but but, every team needs such player for the experience they bring, but why not Maguire? You can argue. He's also taken Jordan Henderson for same reason as Stones. Ivan Toney has got over 40 goal-contributions this season, and Tuchel is definitely not overlooking that, even if its in Saudi League, a very brave decision. I would have loved Welbeck as that 3rd striker. Noni Madueke would be the player on everyone's lips, why him? I'll tell you guys something. There's a spark Madueke brings, nobody else has that. He's that sub that can change any game, like he did in that difficult West Ham game just few weeks ago, you need such players for "Tournament" football. No doubt about the rest attackers, they were expected. Djed Spence is another question mark, but he can play both full back positions, a tough guy to beat, same with Tino. Trent is a good argument, but you can also argue he's not done well this season. Jude hasn't also, but Jude is Jude, you cannot overlook Jude in tournament football, a player that crashes the box, you cannot. Its crazy that you can make a case for each of Tuchel's appointment. This time last year, Lewis-Skelly was tipped to be the number one left back for England, he was having the greatest season ever, then boom, he was 3rd choice this season, and he fell off. Nico O'Reilly on the other hand has been phenomenal this season. We all know who to blame for MLS. Lastly, my biggest happiness on this list is Kobbie Mainoo, Amorim almost ruined this fella, but all thanks to Carrick. Such a talent that would have gone under the radar. All in all, Tuchel is brave, dropping those big names, the list is a solid one based on merit, bar Stones and Henderson, who are also needed for other reasons, even if they're not going to play regular. Your thoughts?

@TheCriticalDri2 @heelvsbabyface They should either do it. Or give up. Byvthe time they fucking build it there will be flying trains.

Fucking why?! Its a train. It runs on rails. Why is this being treated like some impossible engineering problem that we just can't solve? Why is this country so fucking useless?

@darrenpjones Pants on fire.

Inflation is down today, in part thanks to action we've taken on energy bills. But the price of electricity is still set by global gas rates, despite half of our electricity coming from renewables. So we're taking steps to fix that too. Let me explain 👇

@TheGriftReport Our current aurhoritarian chums in charge will be all for this. They need a state media propoganda outlet and in an ideal world for them it would be our only source of information.

@Dominic2306 The Government always spend so much time faffing by the time they make a decision their decison is obsolete. The nation that helpes industrialise the world can't build a 100 miles of railway that nobody wants anyway.

Ironically, HS2 was never even popular with voters *in the north*, they wanted focus on fast local intra-north transport instead, and thought of hS2 as 'for London'. But the entire SW1 ecosystem is so crap at politics/communication they never figured this out in 20 years

@AnnelieseDodds Brilliant they are so good at running everything they put their mind to.

In case you missed it: the Labour Government is getting on with bringing rail into public control - including GWR 🚄 This rail operator will be coming under public control on 13 December, and there are more to come!

@JamesCleverly Checks map...

One of the first decisions made by Essex Reform was to remove the Ukrainian flag from County Council HQ. Let that sink in. bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

@KTHopkins I would assume pretending to hypnotise bosoms bigger by dangling something in your face is red flag of some sort?

Comedy Dave (call me Zack), a gay Jew tax evader, (teeth by Stonehenge) and Pied Piper of Islamists in the U.K., did not vote in the local elections despite his team saying that he did. But he can make your tits bigger.

@jk_rowling @Glinner Nuts isnt it?! The screaming mobs of fanatics, cheered on by complicit idiots convinced of their own virtue. Its like something out of Dante's diary.

Western society is currently divided between people who know this is a man and are prepared to say so and those who know this is a man but lie out of obedience to an ideology. There is no third option. Literally nobody on earth thinks "Roxanne Tickle" is actually a woman.

@DuxVul @JuliaHB1 We'll be fine as long as he understands basic biolo...oh.never mind.

James did PPE at Oxford, became a local councilor & then an advisor to Sadiq Khan He has never had a job or hired people He now runs the world’s 4th largest workforce & a £246bn annual budget God help us

@Telegraph Is Gnarlax "Destroyer of Worlds " Galgalgalaaa not available?

❓Who would you rather have as prime minister?

@KhalidAlNumi If you asked for it. Begrudgingly yes haha.

If I sent you $90k by mistake… Would you send it back?

@JuliaHB1 @Hidinginplains8 They would have the bailiffs around within a month for us normies if we missed a TV licence payment.

How on earth has Angela Rayner been "cleared" by HMRC? She didn't pay the extra £40,000 stamp duty that was due. She didn't take the specialist tax advice on her flat purchase that she was advised to take. She failed to pay the extra stamp duty that she, as Housing Secretary, had brought in for second home purchasers. For HMRC not to issue a fine means they judged her decision as "reasonable care" having been taken, or it was possibly "careless", but not a "deliberate" underpayment. She clearly did not take "reasonable care" to ensure her tax was correct. And if it was "careless", it was *deliberate* carelessness. Do you seriously think that if YOU underpaid your taxes by £40,000 as the then Deputy Prime Minister did, that you would get away without a fine? Sorry, but this stinks.

@pierrecoins 4-2

$2500 to 5 people who predicts correct score. ends May 25

@Glinner @rachelmillward Does a female cat have a penis?

@rachelmillward Why are you still pretending he's the weird one? He can answer the question, you can't.

You actually ok there, Piers?

@Sargon_of_Akkad Time after time, election after election. It seems a precursor to be a politcal commentator for the news is that you have no idea how people think and have the political insight of a squirrel.

Watching the News Agents podcast today. Genuinely fascinated how they can look at the nuts and bolts of what has happened, but have literally no idea why it's happening. They're mystified, throwing out possible reasons, but failing to grasp the motives of the people involved.

@TheNewsAgents Spending the whole day watch the media "experts" still totally missing the point. These echo chambers are strong.

“Farage says ‘if you’re not happy, burn down the establishment!'" “Farage has been round the block in many incarnations, but he’s managed to convince people he is the newcomer. “As soon as he gets portrayed as part of the establishment, maybe it’s all over for him!?”

@SkyNews Nobody wants any of what you are doing. Not more of it faster?!

"We need to go with the plan, not with the mood." Justice Minister Sarah Sackman says she believes Sir Keir Starmer will lead Labour in the next general election. trib.al/VE9EczK 📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube