Stephen Beynon

@OctopusEnergy Hi there. Are you installing U16 smart meters yet? I’ve just booked an install slot on your site and wanted to check it would all be ok.

The non-celebration police will be out #WHUARS

The Central Line might not have many trains left but the new 5G connectivity is cracking. @TfL #priorities

@willcarling Mine too.

Really sorry to hear about the passing of JPR. One of my hero’s when I was growing up. What a player. What a warrior. ❤️

@katebevan Come to think of it… I’ve never seen Daphne and Donald Trump in the same room. Interesting.

Daphne expected better of you today, Twitter.

@jennylandreth And it happens in every episode, at least once. I think the writers are messing with us. I’m wondering if there are other similar ploys that I haven’t spotted yet.

I’m enjoying #Annika, and Nicola Walker is a queen, but it’s become a point of amusement at what point in each ep a suspect will see the police and a chase will ensue.

Exciting news as we deliver fast and reliable internet on Lundy Island, North Devon, for the very first time via Low Earth Orbit satellite in partnership with @OneWeb and the UK government!🌐 Check out the transformation this milestone is bringing to the island of Lundy! newsroom.bt.com/bt-and-oneweb-…

@johnpc What a day to see!

Birthday present day at the Test Match with youngest son (his present to me); really looking forward to it #Ashes2023

@jobucks I think that’s their standard SLA for a line fault. Openreach terms. That said, they fixed ours in about 24 hours recently. And that was after sending the SMS saying it would be 5 days,

BT wants to take five days to fix a line fault. Is that normal?

@fergalkeane47 @BBCOne @BBCiPlayer Thank you for making that programme.

@jane_e_edwards @WelwynBees What a side.

At Digswell Park for the MCC fixture, the @WelwynBees life members gather for their annual lunch

@edpalmeruk It’s good btw

@edpalmeruk I think it’s the only reasonable course of action.

@anniewestdotcom I’m going to miss it so much.

@StephenBeynon I have a few theories Stephen but none of them will fit into one 90 minute episode

Can't stop thinking about the #succession ep 9 preproduction meeting. -Ok so where will we bury Logan. -In a vault -A vulgar vault -In a cheap secondhand vulgar vault -In a cheap secondhand vulgar vault he got in an auction -With plenty of room for the kids 🤣🤣 #newmoney

@AndrewOrlowski By all means pop in to see us if you haven’t had the chance.

Now online, today's column about the UK and space. Despite some incredible inventiveness, SW1 and our policy intelligentsia class is more impressed by fake (self-crashing) cars, and fake chatbots. (Possibly the sign of a fake intelligentsia?) telegraph.co.uk/business/2023/…

@AndrewOrlowski I’m surprised to read an article about the UK’s activities in the space sector and not see any mention of OneWeb. We have 618 satellites in low earth orbit and hundreds of people working to design, operate, support and commercialise them from our HQ in White City in west London.

70,000 innings

@Markyates1964 @WelwynBees @bishcricket And 2nd XI number 10.

@WelwynBees @bishcricket Fair play to the number 11; still turning out for the 1st XI. 👏👏👏

Our 1s lineup for the first home game of the season against @bishcricket

@ralvin @johnpc 😂

@StephenBeynon @johnpc I have a blue tick and not in the UK but did get an emergency alert at 4:35AM the other day, but can I go to a parallel dimension where Spurs don’t play NUFC today 😴

No mobile phone test sound No automatic blue tick What next? 😳