Stephen Smith

@fesshole @angelacanspell

I told my partner I was fluent in French on our first date. Five years later, we're moving to Lyon for his job. I've spent £2,000 on intensive tutoring in the last three weeks. I'm currently at 'The cat is under the table' level. I am terrified.

💝💝💝🌹🌹🌹 #AFTA #angelafromtheashes

@nonregemesse Let's go here @angelacanspell

I would like to immediately know where this is

I don’t write happy songs 🖤 but someone’s got me thinking that might change 🌹 New single “Happy Songs” OUT NOW open.spotify.com/track/6eASvC3S…

@colleen_eileen @angelacanspell

@COYS_com I think you've got to at this point

Genuine question: Would you replace the Interim with another Interim… Harry or someone else??

Guess it just evaporated then? Cool

@TfL any idea where the 17:54 Weaver line train from Theobalds Grove is?

@angelacanspell @itsme_urstruly 🤩

@itsme_urstruly @StephenLSmith87

A giant ice bed for red panda on a hot day

Make sure to pre-save! #AFTA #angelafromtheashes

@KeruboSk Fantastic @angelacanspell

Anonymous: A guy who ghosted me 6 months ago texted me “hey, you up?” At 10pm on a Friday night. I was gonna just ignore it but I was feeling froggy. I texted back yeah, wanna link? He was like yeah, what’s your address I will come by your place. I said ok. Looked up a random house for sale on Zillow and texted him the address. He texted me I’m outside about an 1hr later. I silenced my notifications and went to sleep. Woke up to about 40 missed calls, 15 voicemails and 20 texts I smiled and blocked 💅

@DomainDead I love this dude @angelacanspell

“You’re gonna punch me?” “Yes.” “Then you’re gonna get in trouble for that. 😌” “Okay. 🤠” Really need more protestors and leftists to have this attitude. If a bunch of teenagers get it, you can too.

@JeffBiesinger @angelacanspell

My wife calls me every day on her way home from work, and we talk until she gets home. Whenever she pulls into the garage, I always say either, “my wife just got home, I gotta go”, or “ some hottie just pulled up. I’m gonna go see if I can lock that down”. 25 years in, I’m pretty sure she hates me for it, but I’m not going to ask.

Normalise buying yourself something nice after getting paid, you’re not working for bills and groceries only.

The same people that are nostalgic for when every village had a butcher, a baker, a greengrocer, a school and a GP are now outraged by 15 minute cities. Make it make sense.

@SpursOfficial That's probably our worst result in 20 years, he needs to go.

Defeat in N17.

@Schadenfreudian Haha I was thinking this, I'm too far forward annoyingly!

@StephenLSmith87 Get on the last carriage, hop out at Brimsdown, tap in then run back on the train.

@TfL Hi, oyster/contactless readers are all down at Waltham Cross. How do I tap out at Liverpool Street without being charged a maximum fare?

@RealKevinNash @JDVance WOLFPAC IS BACK CAUSING MASS DESTRUCTION

@JDVance He's a sociopath. To murder a smiling woman. Shooting her in the head at point blank range. You're assessment is one of deceit and cover up or You're so blinded in hatred and unable to perform your duties you need to return to private sector employment.

If you want to say this woman's death is a tragedy, that we should pray for her soul as Christians and Americans, then I agree with you. But the media dishonesty about this officer is an all-time moment in shameless press propaganda. Does this law enforcement officer have a family? Yes. Did he he get seriously injured by a vehicle just six months ago? Yes. Did he have reason to fear for his life? Yes. Does he have every right to safety while he's doing his job? Yes. I want our law enforcement officers to do their jobs and come home safely to their family. If you don't like the immigration policy of the Trump administration, attack me. Leave our law enforcement alone. And it's time for the press to finally tell the truth about this story. x.com/rapidresponse4…