Angela Woodward

If you think I’m too much, then you’re not enough 💁🏻‍♀️

C’est le plus gros chat

@StephenLSmith87 @fesshole Hahahahaha fantastic commitment

@fesshole @angelacanspell

I told my partner I was fluent in French on our first date. Five years later, we're moving to Lyon for his job. I've spent £2,000 on intensive tutoring in the last three weeks. I'm currently at 'The cat is under the table' level. I am terrified.

✨Happy Songs✨ OUT NOW 🖤 🌹

I don’t write happy songs 🖤 but someone’s got me thinking that might change 🌹 New single “Happy Songs” OUT NOW open.spotify.com/track/6eASvC3S…

Girls be like “I needed this” and it’s just a Lord of the Rings marathon

“Happy Songs” is available for preorder on iTunes now! distrokid.com/hyperfollow/an…

@s8n @2_4_Flinching

THIS is why we need feminism and International Women’s Day to highlight it.

@itsme_urstruly @StephenLSmith87

A giant ice bed for red panda on a hot day

@thesecoldbones @joshDUnfound Same as the “Ass or Titties” argument if you think about it

chicken thighs are exponentially better than chicken breasts and i’m tired of pretending like they’re not

There

@StephenLSmith87 @KeruboSk Just fabulous stuff

@KeruboSk Fantastic @angelacanspell

Anonymous: A guy who ghosted me 6 months ago texted me “hey, you up?” At 10pm on a Friday night. I was gonna just ignore it but I was feeling froggy. I texted back yeah, wanna link? He was like yeah, what’s your address I will come by your place. I said ok. Looked up a random house for sale on Zillow and texted him the address. He texted me I’m outside about an 1hr later. I silenced my notifications and went to sleep. Woke up to about 40 missed calls, 15 voicemails and 20 texts I smiled and blocked 💅

I don’t write happy songs 🖤 but someone’s got me thinking that might change 🌹 New single “Happy Songs” out Friday 13th March. Pre-save now distrokid.com/hyperfollow/an…

Super!

👀 🖤 🌹 #teaser

Announcement coming this Friday… 🖤 🌹

I’m so surprised that a brand with a reputation like @Apple could miss out such a basic feature like switching from landscape to portrait in the iMovie product. SMH… guess I’ll start over on Canva.

Wish they'd let you take a silly one during x-rays