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Just in case you forgot what perfection looks like. ✨️

@RichardUgonnaU1 @ObaSapy @Benchovic @NigeriaStories Leave am . Thank God say man no be God. Someone would use something like that to screen me out, not minding how capable I am in other areas. Okay, na . Naso Pesin, go write GT assessment , dem go dey ask am dumb questions not related to the role and they expect that you pas

@ObaSapy @Benchovic @NigeriaStories Good you’re bringing up calculations. Can I give you some Ordinary Differential Equations to solve for me? At least I apply them in my offshore survey job. Next time give people chance is not about all this you’re saying.

“I used to feel Nigerians are really bright. We have had over 500 vacancies since 2024, and we are still struggling to find Nigerians to fill those roles. They don’t meet global standards. I blame social media, yahoo & hook up culture..” ~ Moniepoint CEO, Tosin Eniolorunda says

@ABUJAPLUG Your father is mad.

If this appears on your timeline just repost it. #EndPoliceBrutality ✊🏾

If you’re proud of your father, retweet and like this tweet.❤️

@instablog9ja Hmmm, everyone acting like a saint in the CS. Who come dey do am?😂😂

₦10k Loan: Media personality Sandra narrates what transpired between her and a friend

@whatever_sr1 @theken618 @Ol0ye Smh

@theken618 @Ol0ye They should get a translator, each representative should speak it's natural language, these people are having hard time expressing themselves in English, can't you see...

When Tinubu says we have made N40Trillion. Taiwo Oyedele is going to write a thread on how the projection for N40T was achieved and all the imaginary money that's just there ready to be made because they widened the tax net and stimulated the economy. How all that money is as good as made.

@italomwo @OlaofAbuja01 @SirJarus Oga, that's real politics there😂

@OlaofAbuja01 @SirJarus That is not politics, that was betrayal. How can my so called friend stand for my opponent in an election?

Politics ya weyrey gan 😃 The small departmental politics I did it school. Contested for Gen Sec of my department. On election day. This one would enter polling room and come out, "I voted for you". The next one, "I voted for you". Another one "I voted for you". I was so confident of winning that, after voting ended, before counting started, I went to my opponent and told her, "Shade (Kolade), you gave a good fight, but I am winning this one" Counting started "Oyewale (me)" "Oyewale" "Oyewale" I was already raising shoulders then "Kolade" "Kolade" "Kolade" "Kolade" "Oyewale" "Kolade" "Kolade" Oh boy, when Insaw the trend, I waltzed to a dark area near the election hall and flagged okada. "I will not witness this embarrassment" Okada straight to Awo Hall. Jumped on my bed. My friend, classmate, roommate and agent, who was inside during counting and repping me @mhuyil was "trapped" in the collation room. When he arrived in the room like 30 minutes later, he didn't bother to tell me the result. Baba just carry kettle and do ablution to do maghrib salat 😃 Next day, I was the result pasted in department board: Kolade: 280 votes (or thereabouts) Oyewale: 240 votes. I retired from politics immediately.

I agree with her. I went to my jamb office myself. Bought the form myself and completed it myself. I went to the exam center myself and came back home myself. We are breeding Agric fowls these days.

@iaojimaahmedmus @Big_Pee101 @musaHus54670772 Why you no add $ . No be only 100b

@Big_Pee101 @musaHus54670772 Even the hotel is worth more than 100b

Seyi Tinubu is Allegedly Accused of Buying Sheraton Abuja for ₦100 Billion. In recent days, an allegation has been circulating on social media claiming that Seyi Tinubu, the son of Tinubu, has purchased the Sheraton Abuja hotel located in the Federal Capital Territory.

@Dolphins_TM @ckayacapello @john322226 I know so. Very obvious.

@ckayacapello @john322226 U think so?

Oyibo mouth no good o! Them say our chess champion dress like a retard 😭😂😂

@Tizeal1 @yabaleftonline How dem go leave am for 3 good years. Haba!!! Nawa o

@Stevenichollas @yabaleftonline Very wicked man

I'm pleading with the whole world for a DNA test so I can finally lay my son to rest. If I bury him, how will I do the DNA? Let me do it to know my grandson - Mohbad's dad, Joseph Aloba cries out.

@Santos2belove @Itooactive @azeez_077 @ugo_shib 😂😂

@Itooactive @azeez_077 @ugo_shib This your jersey na crop top? E be like wetin Sam Loco dey wear that year for film. 😄😄

Mr man, I’m not reading all that, but from the jersey picture here, they look no different from the ones Abazz delivered.

@kvng0205 @yabaleftonline This one wan force "dysfunctional family" for my head. By the way, I didn't claim. It is what it is, what you wish for, and what you might never get.

@Stevenichollas @yabaleftonline Calling me ode when you are the mumu here. How will you that claims you’re not from a dysfunctional family say that childbirth is not special?. Like are you that retarded??

X user reacts to a man celebrating his wife for giving birth to their child.

@kvng0205 @yabaleftonline "Shut your bitch as mouth" Ekuke feeling funky 😂 The only reason I'm talking to you sef is because I'm in my free time. If you're sensible you'll know what I mean by that.

@Stevenichollas @yabaleftonline Then shut your bitch ass mouth and don’t downplay child birth you this ungrateful thing

@kvng0205 @yabaleftonline My loving mother didn't make it seem like she was doing my dutiful and admirable father a favour by giving birth. I can't say about yours though. Werey olori gbeske

@Stevenichollas @yabaleftonline Ohhh so you have a loving mother and you think her pain during childbirth was a flop😂. You are clearly stupid . If you were loved at home, you won’t say childbirth is normal or not special

@kvng0205 @yabaleftonline Oponu omo. Take a good look at me, I resemble pesin wey come from dysfunctional family? Don't project your shit on me boda ode.

@kvng0205 @yabaleftonline I can swear with my life that my parents are 100x better than yours. Don't even go there you fool. Always the "you're not loved at home" fools. Funny thing is reverse might even be the case. If we check your family now, your papa fit dey wipe your mama oraimo cord. Werey

@iamPoposkii @Maphix2 @yabaleftonline You're an idiot. Women give birth, animals give birth too even without assistance. Emotional fool

@Stevenichollas @Maphix2 @yabaleftonline Next time, bro try to read comment from the top so you don't jump like agama lizard. If you've read from.the top, you will see where someone said "it's just biology" Also, when someone compare a woman with an animal, is that not diminishing or demeaning?

@kvng0205 @yabaleftonline Ohh your problem is not that it is the truth, your problem is that it was too much lol

@yabaleftonline Okay, to me it was insensitive to add the last statement. He is correct that the guy should celebrate and shut up. The rubbish statement he made deserved an attack. But saying “what’s so special about giving birth. Even animals give birth” was too much.