Stewart Paterson
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Stewart Paterson
@Stew_Paterson
PR and comms and former journalist @MailOnline and Johnston Press, covering the glorious North and East Yorkshires
London, England Katılım Ekim 2014
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Ayo hold up… NASA just caught somethin’ the other day wild floatin’ near the Moon, shadow lookin’ mad sus like it got its own zip code 😭👀
At first glance? Bruh, that joint look straight artificial. Shockin’. Unnatural.
But then the white lab coats slide in like:
“Nah fam, that’s just space rocks, satellites, or some random object passin’ between the camera and the Moon. Moon got no atmosphere so shadows hit different—sharp, dark, make anything look like a spaceship. Zoom, angle, distance, light playin’ tricks on ya eyes. Ain’t no UFO or lil green homies. Just physics doin’ physics.”
They really said “optical illusions” with a straight face 😂
Y’all still buyin’ the “it’s just a rock” story or we callin’ cap?
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@Stew_Paterson Apologies for any discomfort caused Stewart. ^Max
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@GC_Rail how have you managed to double book pretty much every seat on our coach? Such incompetence
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@GC_Rail On the way back now from York - no air conditioning on one of hottest days of the year. Really not good. You should be offering refunds to all affected.
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@Stew_Paterson Sorry to hear Stewart. So this can be looked into, please email the full details to customer.services@grandcentralrail.com. Have you been able to find an alternative seat? ^LA
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@Stew_Paterson @GC_Rail They cancel so many of their trains, it used to be a great service. Do you know if the driver turns up for work but can’t get a crew together they earn may £100s?
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Are you a Gen Z Londoner who feels disenfranchised atm? Renting is mental, it's impossible to buy a house and saving is a pipe dream. I'm looking to hear your stories and speak to experts about what's gone wrong. If this is you or someone you know plz get in touch #journorequest
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@BenRamanauskas CCing in @SimpleFacks to set the Met straight
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London is such a joke sometimes. In many ways it's the greatest city in the world, but when it comes to being served food or drink past 11 then it's just awful
#Echobox=1659084014-1" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">standard.co.uk/news/london/gr…
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@JDBtracker @HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN Very true! Apologies, I was just disappointed - not a reflection on the developers by any means
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@Stew_Paterson @HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN Never got to finish it..
We pushed method, graphics, technology & Artistry to the limit.
It was the best we could do at the time and we still got great scores.
I'm proud of the work,
People suffered to make it happen and it my have changed the Industry.
MGS was the beginning.
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@HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN Look at what we achieved by Content Alone Hideo.
It was the Artists, the technicians in the photolab, us the programmers and you The Director that pushed us to achieve The Best.
By Skill Alone KojiPro achieved this.




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Wrote for the Mail today on why the Tories could be condemning themselves to political extinction if they don't start building homes. dailymail.co.uk/debate/article…
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You might recognize some of the arguments (and charts!) in here from somewhere… youtu.be/4ZxzBcxB7Zc

YouTube
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Me in today’s @thetimes on why extending the right to buy right now is a disaster. As @michaelgove said less than 2 weeks ago, *building more* social homes is what’s needed to help more young people into home ownership

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"I don't think at any time he thought he was breaking the law... he thought just like many teachers and nurses who after a very long shift would go back to the staff room and have a quiet drink"
Tory MP Michael Fabricant urges Boris Johnson to apologise
bbc.in/364xut5
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