Stewart Paterson

@White_Rabbit_OG @grok?

Ayo hold up… NASA just caught somethin’ the other day wild floatin’ near the Moon, shadow lookin’ mad sus like it got its own zip code 😭👀 At first glance? Bruh, that joint look straight artificial. Shockin’. Unnatural. But then the white lab coats slide in like: “Nah fam, that’s just space rocks, satellites, or some random object passin’ between the camera and the Moon. Moon got no atmosphere so shadows hit different—sharp, dark, make anything look like a spaceship. Zoom, angle, distance, light playin’ tricks on ya eyes. Ain’t no UFO or lil green homies. Just physics doin’ physics.” They really said “optical illusions” with a straight face 😂 Y’all still buyin’ the “it’s just a rock” story or we callin’ cap?

@firearmvideos What a big man you are

The very last sec

@GC_Rail Do better

@Stew_Paterson Apologies for any discomfort caused Stewart. ^Max

@GC_Rail how have you managed to double book pretty much every seat on our coach? Such incompetence

@GC_Rail On the way back now from York - no air conditioning on one of hottest days of the year. Really not good. You should be offering refunds to all affected.

@Stew_Paterson Sorry to hear Stewart. So this can be looked into, please email the full details to customer.services@grandcentralrail.com. Have you been able to find an alternative seat? ^LA

@LBCNews So is @easyJet 🙃

Airline Loganair claims there has been a "network-wide failure of UK air traffic control systems" which is causing disruption to flights.

@Annjj @GC_Rail I didn’t know that. I do know that I’m beyond sick of paying through the back teeth for terrible service by UK train operators

@Stew_Paterson @GC_Rail They cancel so many of their trains, it used to be a great service. Do you know if the driver turns up for work but can’t get a crew together they earn may £100s?

Hilarious - Robert Jenrick slams Layla Moran as "the biggest NIMBY in the House of Commons" and calls her out for demanding near-unlimited immigration while refusing to allow any homes to be built for them

🫡🫡🫡 @BrendMcfadden

@GiuliaCrouch @jackreasonn

Are you a Gen Z Londoner who feels disenfranchised atm? Renting is mental, it's impossible to buy a house and saving is a pipe dream. I'm looking to hear your stories and speak to experts about what's gone wrong. If this is you or someone you know plz get in touch #journorequest

@BenRamanauskas CCing in @SimpleFacks to set the Met straight

London is such a joke sometimes. In many ways it's the greatest city in the world, but when it comes to being served food or drink past 11 then it's just awful #Echobox=1659084014-1" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">standard.co.uk/news/london/gr…

@_tim_burke Hope it works for Melania!

I've got down to the last couple of bosses on Elden Ring and my son has shown me how to have the Journey song from the last season of Stranger Things play on a loop while I play and it's doing wonders for my game.

HAPPY RENTERS REFORM WHITE PAPER DAY TO EVERYONE WHO CELEBRATES 🏡🏡🏡🎉🎉🎉

@JDBtracker @HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN Very true! Apologies, I was just disappointed - not a reflection on the developers by any means

@Stew_Paterson @HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN Never got to finish it.. We pushed method, graphics, technology & Artistry to the limit. It was the best we could do at the time and we still got great scores. I'm proud of the work, People suffered to make it happen and it my have changed the Industry. MGS was the beginning.

In the end, it comes down to platform, not content🤔

@JDBtracker @HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN But MGSV was trash?

@HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN Look at what we achieved by Content Alone Hideo. It was the Artists, the technicians in the photolab, us the programmers and you The Director that pushed us to achieve The Best. By Skill Alone KojiPro achieved this.

Wrote for the Mail today on why the Tories could be condemning themselves to political extinction if they don't start building homes. dailymail.co.uk/debate/article…

You might recognize some of the arguments (and charts!) in here from somewhere… youtu.be/4ZxzBcxB7Zc

Me in today’s @thetimes on why extending the right to buy right now is a disaster. As @michaelgove said less than 2 weeks ago, *building more* social homes is what’s needed to help more young people into home ownership

@BBCPolitics Damn I miss Bo' Selecta

"I don't think at any time he thought he was breaking the law... he thought just like many teachers and nurses who after a very long shift would go back to the staff room and have a quiet drink" Tory MP Michael Fabricant urges Boris Johnson to apologise bbc.in/364xut5