Stewie simpson 🍊🍊

@VivaLaStool Nice man bun

Security cam footage of the moment Max saw the LeBron news

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but it’s illegal for landlords to: - Lock you out or evict you without a court order. - Shut off your heat, hot water, electricity, or other essential services to force you out of your home. - Retaliate against you for reporting unsafe conditions or exercising your tenant rights. - Leave serious health and safety hazards, like mold, unrepaired. - Discriminate against you because of your race, disability, or other protected characteristics.

AIPAC and other billionaire-funded super PACs have already spent nearly $50 million to defeat Dr. Abdul El-Sayed in the Michigan U.S. Senate primary. We cannot allow oligarchs to buy our elections. One person, one vote.

To the folks who say a guy named Abdul can't win...Grand Rapids has something to say.

Trump has turned the presidency into the most profitable scheme of his life. That’s why I’m exposing the corruption, showing Americans what it’s costing them, and building reforms needed to stop any president from using public office for personal profit. democrats.senate.gov/newsroom/press…

Friendly reminder: Donald Trump lost Minnesota three times 🎩 🏒

Tonight, a weak and flailing Donald Trump will give a speech full of grievances and blatant lies. He is laying the groundwork for the rigging of the 2026 midterm elections. I will lead Senate Democrats in ensuring he is defeated at every turn:

@jdharm Now that you don’t have a job, maybe you should move back home to Lakeland and get out of that hellhole

Ali G selling weed at the Wimbledon Men’s final lol

@ChefTony0070 @DailyMail 72

Howard Stern scales down to ONE new show a week as around 12 staffers laid off by radio icon trib.al/0Gni8ig

Seems pretty obvious Obama was right that Trump's obsessed with him 😆

@mymomcare @catturd2

@catturd2 Did Lindsey Graham get Scalia’d?🤔.

My guess is Lindsey Graham just died of a sudden heart attack. But with all the recent death threats from other countries, and the fact that he just got back from Ukraine pushing major sanctions on Russia, an autopsy should be performed. Also, whoever made the decision to say he died after a “brief illness”instead of just saying he died from a heart attack, was probably what fueled most of the sudden doubt. I just don’t get that at all.

Regarding Senator Graham’s tragic passing, “cardiac arrest” is not an adequate answer. Cardiac arrest tells us how his life ended. It does not tell us why his heart stopped. Given the threat environment, the identities of America’s adversaries, and Senator Graham’s prominent role confronting them, the American people deserve certainty. That means a complete forensic autopsy, preservation of all relevant biological specimens, comprehensive toxicology and histology, and consultation with federal law enforcement and counterintelligence authorities.

I’m sorry, but Lindsey Graham dying out of the blue like this doesn’t make any sense at all. We have him on camera yesterday looking perfectly healthy. None of this is making any sense…

A historic day in China’s space program! China’s Long March-10B has successfully completed its maiden flight—and recovered its first stage via a sea-based net. This marks the country’s first-ever controlled rocket recovery. A major leap toward reusable launch capabilities. 🚀🌊🇨🇳

Platner is out—good. It should’ve happened sooner. I want to underscore that Republicans don’t get to take a moral victory lap here. They’re still the party of Trump.

@drpezeshkian Your days are numbered

The U.S. government's conduct as World Cup host follows its familiar foreign policy: bending rules, bullying rivals, creating obstacles, and cheating. This is their MAGA playbook. Iran rejects such games. We stand firmly for our rights.

@jlbutche @historyinmemes

@historyinmemes Note to the morons calling it "Gulf of America", only morons call it "Gulf of America".

The Mississippi River and its tributaries drain nearly half of the lower 48 states. The blue lines on this map show the Mississippi River watershed, one of the largest drainage systems on Earth. Every stream, creek, and river within this basin eventually flows into the Mississippi before reaching the Gulf of Mexico. Gravity pulls water downhill, and much of central North America lies within a vast natural drainage basin bordered by higher terrain, including the Rocky Mountains to the west and the Appalachian Mountains to the east. Over millions of years, erosion carved an enormous network of tributaries that converge into the Mississippi, creating the most direct route to sea level. Covering about 1.2 million square miles (3.2 million km²), the watershed drains roughly 41% of the contiguous United States, including parts of 31 states and two Canadian provinces. For thousands of years, this river system has been essential to Indigenous peoples, transportation, trade, agriculture, and commerce, playing a central role in shaping the history and economy of North America.