Prince Abubu 🐫

@DrunkRepub This meme brought to you by Toto Washlets

“He just showered. Make him take a dump.”

@BullTheoryio You spelled $0 wrong

Justin Bieber bought 2 Bored Ape NFTs for $1.75 million in 2022. Today, they are worth $27,000.

@PalmyrPar How will old lady’s take pictures at weddings

I don’t see why they need cameras on iPads. No one uses them. They raise the cost for nothing. They make laying them flat impossible. What’s the point? QR code scans? Is that, like, the backbone of all design? Why not have that perfect, symmetrical sheet of metal and glass?

@Mish_K_ TDS

Hey Americans, why are people crying about this?

@MattisRedacted Didn’t this process have to happen once more with Noah’s family post flood?

The Bible says Adam and Eve were the first people It does not say they were the only people In fact it even implies that they were not

@karol Why did you come back to this dying city?

Couldn’t snap a pic fast enough but there’s a hammer and sickle flag flying on a lamp post on the Belt Parkway between exits 12 and 13 in Brooklyn/Queens. 😕

@AutismCapital All the good games I’ve played are not exclusive to the switch 2.

HOT TAKE? Switch 2 isn't worth it. At all. It's got like three good games. It hasn't delivered yet. Def not worth $500.

@ChristianSelig It’s great but needing your phone to turn of your bed alarm is wild

Genuinely curious how Eight Sleep is - Loved despite ton of gripes - Has zero competitors (that use water)

@effect_motion_x Why’s there a kid tho?

何番目の女性と野球観戦したい？

@DougTenNapel 😂

This changes everything in our Bibles.

This Day (May 8) in 2001, the walls of a remote cave in the Judean Desert were covered with the blood of two Jewish boys — deliberately smeared there by their Palestinian killers in a final act of barbaric triumph. Koby Mandell (13) and Yosef Ishran (14) had gone hiking near their homes when they were ambushed. The terrorists bound their hands, stabbed them repeatedly, and beat them to death with rocks. The mutilation was so horrific that forensic teams needed dental records to identify the bodies. This was no random act of violence. This was the sadistic murder of two innocent Jewish children during the early days of the Second Intifada — the terror campaign Yasser Arafat deliberately launched after rejecting Ehud Barak’s generous peace offer at Camp David (a Palestinian state with East Jerusalem as its capital). Just months earlier, Arafat had chosen the path of blood instead of peace. Koby and Yosef paid the price with unimaginable cruelty. Seasoned Israeli investigators were shaken to their core. These weren’t soldiers. They were children, simply hiking near their village in their ancestral homeland. Their mothers waited in agony as the search dragged on. When the bodies were found, the scene was almost unspeakable. Nothing about this is or has ever been “resistance.” Aiming to destroy the world's only Jewish state and wipe out all Jewish men, women and children has been the goal. Never forget Koby Mandell and Yosef Ishran.

@Timesofgaza x.com/gazawood1/stat… why won’t he share some shawarma?

Gaza: 160 malnutrition cases per week for 3 years due to canned and frozen foods, with serious effects on children such as delayed growth and poor learning.

“But Zionism was created in the 19th century.” 🤡

@interiorsuckerr I didn’t know Joe Biden could write so neatly

Vintage Mutoh Scriber ET505, 1980's

Objectively, this is fucking insane: employees of the United Nations killed and kidnapped Jews. Objectively, I remain amazed that even needs to be said. "Four more UNRWA staff -- including teachers -- found to have kidnapped Israelis on Oct. 7" nypost.com/2026/05/07/us-…

So, how many Greeks are acting in Christopher Nolan’s new film The Odyssey? Oh, I forgot. Cultural appropriation only works one way, doesn’t it.

Disney fired @ginacarano They are perfectly fine with what @MarkHamill said

“Why are there so many houses and residential buildings destroyed in Gaza” There you have it. Hamas’ own videos of them BOASTING about booby-trapping Palestinian homes with explosives.

who tf is that decimal person 😭

Four more UNRWA staff - including teachers - found to have kidnapped Israelis on Oct. 7, as feds weigh criminal charges trib.al/xGgm4l2