Stuart Mitchell

@BlackAndAmber99 @UtdHeisenberg_ Do you mention the shockers from VVD when he commits them?

@Stumitchell87 @UtdHeisenberg_ U must be joking ! I see u didnt mention the shocker from Dalot against City. Never heard bigger whingers in me life!

This would be two penalties for Liverpool #TurningPoint

@our_jesse What about 3-3-2-3 😅

If you give me your mobile number in a 3-3-3-2 formation than I’m ringing the police

@FredUndercover @AliceTalksFooty @kellylongmanutd So are the last two, just the first four would be long term more preferable

@AliceTalksFooty @kellylongmanutd First four words were fine

Can we ban Dalot from shooting

@KedgrisTV @UtdHeisenberg_ You know this ref in uniteds pocket is a myth right? We have had less calls for us on VAR than Liverpool and other teams.

@UtdHeisenberg_ Refs aren't cheating anymore for you, eh?

@BlackAndAmber99 @UtdHeisenberg_ United have the most amount of incorrect VAR decisions go against them this season. Same ref fucked up twice against Burnley walker stamp and martinez nongoal.

@UtdHeisenberg_ 😅😅 u looked into the stats and seen u fcuked up 👍

@TheElitePundit They did at palace. Doesn't make this any easier to take.

I generally don’t really like talking about refs. But these bad decisions swing in roundabouts. Before the end of the season. Utd will benefit from a bad call. The only difference is the whole of English football will lose their collective minds about it.

@petesunitedPOV Its an assist on fantasy football, but not officially. Doing get assists for OGs

Will the own goal go down as an assist for Fernandes I know it did in FPL but will it count as an official assist? #GlazersOut

@Altgthr Bahahahahaha that's a scroll stopper of a tweet. Well played

The best thing that can be done about Attwell is that he is named as the new Ayatollah.

@Antz_180 @AdamJoseph Actually most united fans said that was soft at the time.

@AdamJoseph Yet you keep ignoring the fact how you got a penalty against palace for cunha diving

Manchester United fans aren’t even arguing about Harry Maguire’s red card & penalty. It’s simply that if you give that one, you cannot justify not giving Amad’s before which was a more clear & obvious foul. It’s also obvious it’s because Cunha’s penalty was given minutes prior.

@TaalhaUTD You won't get 6-7 quality signings for 100mil in today's market

Hot take: sell bruno for 100 mil and make him the long term 10 and get 6-7 QUALITY signings

@Malachians It does have that banana skin feel, id take the draw in all honesty.

If Utd can take 3 points tonight then it’s hard to see how they wouldn’t qualify for the Champions League. Bournemouth haven’t scored in 3 of their last 4 games but this is always a really difficult game for Utd, pre Carrick, you took a win no matter how it came and tonight is one of those nights.

@DarkspaceII @FPLfrasier But people did expect you to challenge, so winning it isnt as big a leap as going from fucking 15th back into CL spots.

@FPLfrasier Nobody predicted Arsenal to be champions. Now that Rice is dragging this team to an EPL trophy, ppl are surprised he is in strong consideration for the PFA POTS...

Nobody predicted United to finish top 4. Now that Bruno is dragging this team to a top 4 finish, people are surprised that he is in strong consideration for the PFA POTS 🤷🤷

@Heywood165 @AlternativeMUFC The Club has very little say to the point its non existent, in broadcasting schedules. Man utd are the most marketable club in the Premier league, as annoying as it is for fans, its no surprised to see us being rinsed for TV viewing given we have no other commitments.

@AlternativeMUFC The club are accepting games at bad times for fans because they know revenue will be down next season. No European football means income halves in 26/27, the £2 ticket hike only covers part of it.

Up the nobody and I mean fucking nobody asked for Friday night football but such is the modern world so here we are and it doesn't really matter because we could play on any day of the bastard week and still climb that table with style because Big Michael means business so clock off early and get your arse to a beer garden to enjoy this pleasant March weather before watching that second half of the season title charge from the steamrolling Manchester matchday Reds.

@FoxyFomo @Arielle7161 @Midge1415 @AdamJSchwarz @lilwaynekennedy Trump wouldn't piss on her mate, he'd try to fuck her.

@Arielle7161 @Midge1415 @AdamJSchwarz @lilwaynekennedy You call her a clown? That’s rich coming from an absolute fucking idiot like yourself. Sad little Ariella, protecting a pedophile who’d piss on her if given the chance.

Reporter: Why didn't you notify Japan that you were going to attack Iran? Trump next to the Japanese PM: "Who knows better about surprise than Japan? Why didn't you tell me about Pearl Habour? You believe in surprise I think much more so than us."

@R_o_M Two cheats and a state club, throw spurs into that and it couldnt happen to 4 more deserving clubs. Well maybe Liverpool but thats for another day.

How shit is the Premier League. Not just all these teams getting knocked out so early, but absolutely battered too. 8-2, 8-3, 5-1. Embarrassing aggregate scores.

@Utdbrizzy Rather we promote from within for that one. Spend the money elsewhere

Zirkzee’s agent has told Juventus that the Manchester United player is available for transfer, per report in Italy. This means we will be in the market to sign a backup striker

@DougieCritchley 21 now

Just the 20 goals conceded by Newcastle, City and Chelsea in these last 16 ties, with 25 minutes to go and stoppage time at the Camp Nou. 20.

@AdamJoseph Wasnt much of a big game player today before going off injured.

Christopher Michel reporting this is a very exciting development. When I made a list of my favourite linked midfield targets for Manchester United, Tonali was #2. Tonali turns 26 in May, is a very good progressive passer with elite range & vision, great ball retention, consistent & reliable, work rate & stamina, he quietly also is a big game player. He's an all-action midfielder built for modern football, he's tactically very clever & can play & adapt to different midfield roles, - watch his Premier League Uncut interview for his approach in doing that. Another advantage is his potential partnership with Kobbie Mainoo is a logical one, with that said he has a contract through 2029 with an option till 2030. He's a dream midfield signing.. IF the club can get it done.

@MrStephenHowson Its the most competitive, no where near best for quality. As the CL has proven.

What was the point in all these English teams taking part in the Champions League this season, just to get utterly embarassed like this. Best league in the world. 🤥

@FiiiveCantonas I get that i just don't think he's a good option as one of the three.

@Stumitchell87 I don’t think any one man is the answer alone He’s 1 of 3 mids AT LEAST that we need

Imagine these three coming in 😎 And I’d STILL keep Case for a year on 180k Get a LW and LB Maybe a CB Well be winning something next year