Taffy Arguist McTugger, IV

@400facts @dosnostalgic Memoriesss

Lazy Sunday, 1995

@oneunderscore__ Yikes. Good luck with turd GG, guys ✌️

Just leaving this here.

@GatorPlush @FPWellman @charles_gaba @neeratanden You believe what you want.

@SurtChilling @FPWellman @charles_gaba @neeratanden Lol. See you back here next week. Ain't nobody leaving except maybe 100 people. Same way everyone talks shit about Facebook but never actually leaves.

Just lost 2000 followers. Anyone else losing followers?

@MikePerryavatar Mike! I'll miss your musings. Be well, healthy, strong, etc. All the best to you and yours. Adiós amigo.

Hearing "DNR" all the time was weird. Department of Natural Resources (who control water levels via damming/releasing) as opposed to Do Not Resuscitate. Acronyms are fun.

@GatorPlush @FPWellman @charles_gaba @neeratanden No he's not. Fred is coping. People are leaving, like me. I just won't delete my account knowing it'll remain on the backend anyway.

@SurtChilling @FPWellman @charles_gaba @neeratanden Fred is most likely right, you're not hearing about thousands of people losing their accounts as well are you?

@KevinMKruse I won't be deleting my account (it'll stay on the server anyway, only remove front end visibility). But so long, Kevin! My last day. And I've enjoyed your tweets.

@FPWellman @charles_gaba @neeratanden Uh, no, doubt it. I'm sure that's the official story though, and for people who rely on twitter.

@charles_gaba @neeratanden Its a bot purge. They have to do some due diligence for the sale. I bet having millions of fake accounts will be a problem so they are deleting.

"Wait, you're leaving twitter?" "Aw, dry your eyes. Yeah, I'm just going home. Grab a shower and a shave, give the wife a pickle-tickle, and I'm on my way. I'll see you."

@JasonBe71387572 @KevinMKruse You tried.

@SurtChilling @KevinMKruse Well, that ended intelligent discourse.

@SDiego1889 @CharlesMBlow Me and Elon both have the same daddy: Chelsea Manning

Looks like I’m about to say goodbye to Twitter as well. I’ve been pulling back a bit from social media anyway. This will be just the push I need to go all the way on this app.

@HeathMayo All the more shine-light on empty words.

If Musk is really getting rid of the spam bots and authenticating all humans, the “New Right” is about to lose their entire astroturfed following.

@prchovanec Going to miss all the silly replies.

It’s certainly the new “If Biden is elected, religion in America is over.”

@thejtlewis I’m not physically moving, that costs a lot. I’m just using other platforms, which costs me nothing.

@AtticusGF I don’t think that’s true. He’ll get a honeymoon period at the start easy peasy, and timing can be dangerous and an easy opportunity. Then you’ll be right back where you were: flooded with lies you can’t possibly keep up with. And, now, it won’t come with warning messages.

@KDbyProxy @MikeIsaac This ofc is thinking one step ahead. He might just blow his wad between golf swings on the worst day possible just bc he’s DJT

@KDbyProxy @MikeIsaac I think if they manage to pull a big win with midterms, he'd want to showboat early. Otherwise wait until his election spirits are in play.

And there it is: ELON MUSK BUYS TWITTER FOR $44 BILLION w/ @LaurenSHirsch nytimes.com/live/2022/04/2…

@KDbyProxy @MikeIsaac Won't last. He might wait for an opportune moment. He never misses a moment for free press.

@MikeIsaac Well, we can take what Trump says to the bank. As for Elon, we're at a stage like when Company A announces a takeover of Company B and A's CEO says, "Fear not, for we have no plans for any layoffs at Company B." twitter.com/MikeIsaac/stat…

@jukebawks1 @MattGertz Or unionizing.

Before Elon Musk and Twitter got to a deal, House Republicans threatened the company's board with political retribution if they didn't sell. Outright gangsterism. mediamatters.org/donald-trump/a…

@JasonBe71387572 @KevinMKruse I don't show and compare my penis on the first chat.

@SurtChilling @KevinMKruse Yeah? Show me. We'll compare.

@Sethrogen Thank you, Seth. for making this site bearable like many others. the best to you and all your smoking habits in the future.

For too long, the locations of ashtrays have been dictated by tables…