Swiss the masked up Pirate

Former profile blurb just like the new profile blurb...🤷‍♂️

@Travel_Chaos It certainly is 😎

@Travel_Chaos Wotcha

@SWR_Updates Let’s not get carried away, it was pretty disgusting the day before with a discarded mask and takeout food packaging.

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@SW_Help Nice to see a freshly cleaned carriage this morning 👍🏻 Thank you.

@Swiss_uk Hi, I am sorry to see this, we'll get this reported, apologies ^MC

@SW_Help Filthy, I assume you’ve cut back on cleaning 🙄 05:52 W&ER to Waterloo #SWR #SouthWesternRailway

@IWoM85 Hugs

Auld’un has gone to collect The Osc from the pet crematorium. Bringing him home.💔

@borojim @staffsref Yep, growth over several years. All ripped out and tidied up… a bit.

Share a random inanimate object photo from your camera roll.

@bobulattes Yes, right now, on the train into that London 😴

@IWoM85 Should have let me know, we could have done coffee* *by coffee, I mean wine 😁

Covent Garden shenanigans

@andydoswell @round_windows Food banks are a #Tory invention after all, obviously they’re going to want their pound “£” of flesh. #BorisTheShitShowClown #CONservatives #ToryScum #TorySleaze Wouldn’t waste Piss on a Tory, or their supporters, if I found one on fire.

Tory Winter Ball: Cricket with Rishi Sunak auctioned for £35k Karaoke with Liz Truss went for £22k -And then Ministers rushed back to Parliament to vote for social cap amendment which disproportionately hits poorer pensioners -And they say: ‘We’re levelling up’

Yes @DKShrewsbury free to turn off replies because you know you’ll get a roasting! Free to erode workers rights, free to sell off the NHS, free to rinse our tax money for personal gain and line your chums pockets. #CONservatives #SELFservatives #ScrapTheNHSBill

Please get #ScrapNHSBill trending before we lose free healthcare forever 💔🏥

Which is going to be the most common comment today at work

@Swiss_uk You’re always good in my experience 😏

Vaccine III: Booster shot done. This time it’s hurty.

@IWoM85 Cool, I should good then 😁

@Swiss_uk I’m a pathetic little petal that winces, cries and whinges at a broken nail. Take from that what you will. 😉

@TheFyfie Mind blown 🤯

So that's how long a weekend lasts now is it?