Jo Blair. Witch project. 🐀

Inspired by my friend you can stay in touch if you scan the image 😁

Silence is not an option.

@TheGreenParty Is this really a tweet from the green party? Of which I am a member. Whoever thought it was a good idea needs a talking to. It's Tory level bullshit. We are better than this embarrassing dig at basic polite behaviour.

Caption this 👀

@BLERoom1 Fantastic 😊

@SynthAndStrings Woke up this morning and the mass of short prose from yesterday is suddenly shaping itself into a book!

Trying to pull together the prose book I started work on the other year, but there are so many different printouts to look at and my brain is refusing to focus for longer than a minute or two

@BLERoom1 Hugs mate. It'll happen when you're ready. Forcing the wonky brain to do stuff never works x

@SynthAndStrings Finished novel 5-6 year ago? Supposed to be final edit done but my brain will not focus on it

@_SamStorey @MichaelRosenYes I haven't felt this militant since the 80s. I'm ready to start throwing things 🤬

@MichaelRosenYes Here’s one slagging off a young woman who incurred debt studying and now works in healthcare. Apparently healthcare workers are unnecessary.

Sympathy for the old men who haven’t got any new Greta Thunberg stories to growl about today.

@BLERoom1 Bloody hell you are jammy when it comes to book finds 😂

buzzing about this find - 50p!

@F1shyBob Oh man I'm so sorry 😔 big hugs x

Lost my little mate this evening. I'll miss her terribly.

@speakoutsister @SarahHasSpoken OMFG I thought I was the only one having weird ass dreams like that 😱

@SarahHasSpoken You know when you're having a dream you desperately need a wee and all the toilets are like that? Then you wake up and you desperately need a wee..

"not all women's loos have cubicles" Tell me you've never been in a woman's toilet without telling me you've never been in a woman's toilet.

@HooklandGuide @ErrantFrequency And where has appeasement ever got us?

@ErrantFrequency Yet so few dare use the word appeasement.

n Hookland, initial responses to problems are often an act of sympathetic magic. When you have a common troubled by a sinister spectral monk, a Hooklandian solution is obviously to carve an effigy of a creepy monk – as that's sure to ward him off. – Dr. M. Benn

@ClareHathaway1 Not just kids. I'm 55 and I've given up on scratchy clothes completely. Life is too short to be miserable

My son (11, dx Austisic) refuses to wear clothes. He's fine to get dressed when he goes out, then when we get home, he wants his pyjamas on ASAP. He just hates wearing any type of clothes. We have visitors later, and I want him to be dressed! Is this normal for Auststic people?

@HooklandGuide My thoughts precisely. The local youths are becoming a danger. Time to get the sigils and effigies out again

@Aeryn_Razor @speakoutsister Those terfy gits, do they ever get overexcited about buying a new bandsaw or felling axe? God they're boring.

@speakoutsister It's because they admit that they believe women should be relegated to activities like...

"gender criticals" are upset because women have joined a "men in sheds" group where members learn skills like woodwork. They say it's invading men's space despite the fact the men agreed Why don't they just move to Saudi Arabia?

@888Seb888 @adamfare1996 I'll let you into a secret. 🤫 Autism is caused by autistic people having sex and bearing children. It's an inherited neurological difference.

@adamfare1996 Increase in autism is also happening in the USA. It's probably worldwide. Anyone trying to claim this increase is so that people can claim benefit is so off the mark. Supporting those who have autism is the way forward, not vilifying them. Meanwhile, finding the cause would help.

@HooklandGuide Looking out on the garden where plum and cherry are bursting into bloom against a backdrop of lace twigs. I want to weave a shawl to capture the moment in palest pink and black

I have a friend who is a witch that describes this moment in the year as: "When the wood stretches out as one to pull on its green gown." She is absolutely right. – Lou Kemp, Hookland artist, 1982 , taking about her exhibition 'The Dressing of the Year'. #Spring

@SethAbramson You didn't need grok. You could have just listened in to the conversation I had with my husband in the kitchen. The way to win the game is not to play it. Leave him alone in his stupid sandpit throwing toys about.

This is a real exchange I just had:

@David__Osland This disabled person with a disabled child is a Green Party member for a lot of reasons.

The million people losing thousands of pounds a year in disability benefits all have the right to vote

@MichaelRosenYes I said exactly the same to my husband when I heard it on the news. This is a dangerous line to follow.

News in: Wes Streeting has become a clinical psychologist or psychiatrist. Wonderful. Well done, Wes. theguardian.com/politics/2025/…

@CatherineHall16 @senresourceblog Same here. My son is now 12 and while academically capable, his sensory and interoception needs would still not meet the "school ready" targets.

@senresourceblog I opted to home ed my 5 year old autistic son because he wasn’t ready for school as he hadn’t mastered any of those skills. The constant pressure on children to have reached a certain stage by a particular age is a huge problem for neurodivergent children.

I’m struggling with this- doesn’t feel very inclusive. And have we thought about how this will make parents of some children with SEND (who maybe can’t do those things before starting reception) feel seeing this?

@AletheaRLyons I've only ever known it as The Plough cos that's what it looks like.

I was today years old when I learnt that 'The Big Dipper' is a North American thing and in the UK they call it 'The Plough'. Every now and then, I come across something I use the American for without ever having known.