T. Joyce

@TodayiLearrned Cat food

I added egg to canned tuna and was impressed with the result; I learned this from a five-star chef!

@MANCHESTERMUS10 Knocks spots off today’s shite

Phenomenal.

@SkyFootball Couldn’t happen to a nicer bloke 🤣

"It will take quite a while to get over" 😕 Chris Wilder reacts to his Sheffield United side missing out on Premier League football 💔

@richardashcroft Boy band plastic

Richard's new single 'Lover' is out now. Watch/Stream now: richardashcroft.lnk.to/lover

@kezwilliams13 I was not very far from you, great night even if the standing seemed a bit quieter than I’d expected

The Damned. Wolverhampton. 11/12/24

@JamesBlunt 🤣🤣 brilliant

Back to Bedlam turns 20 in just two weeks. Party for one? 🥳

@fesshole This happened to me. Good parenting tbf

Sixteen year-old son did his last GCSE yesterday. This morning I woke him up and told him to go and find a job. I'll always treasure the look of horror on his face.

@will_j0yce @WhatsOnBrum @BellinghamJude @Bullring 😉

@WhatsOnBrum @BellinghamJude @Bullring @TJoyce68 👀

@NoContextBrits You’re a wizard Harry

@dubslife1 Fella hit him that hard his hair exploded

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@ichoosemag Always wondered how NFA did that🤷🏽‍♂️

Dirty old town

@KTHopkins Spot on social commentary. one thing, who booked you into that awful place in Birmingham for your tour 🙈

What a glorious government this is #MichelleMone #davidcameron #WilliamWragg

@fesshole Biggest crime should be wearing Ted baker clothes

I was in a department store and put a £40 reduced sticker from another product, on a £185 Ted Baker jumper. Completely worked and now I feel like a criminal mastermind.

@RadioX First three easy , fourth I haven’t got a scooby

Will you fall in love with today's montage ❤️

@JeffDeCola @githii @1000waystod1e & this fella can buy a gun! Don’t you just love Americans who don’t own a passport 🤪🤡

@HighwaysEMIDS @TedAnderson68 How you going to turn an artic ?

@TedAnderson68 Hi, we're in the process of turning traffic caught within the closure. Thank you for your patience.

The #A42 in #Leicestershire is closed southbound between the #B5006 (#Packington) & the #M42 (J11) due to a heavy goods vehicle fire. Traffic is currently stopped on the northbound carriageway whilst the fire service work to extinguish the fire. Please allow extra journey time.

@HighwaysEMIDS Can you provide an update? Currently standstill and some news on the reopening would be appreciated

#A42 in #Leicestershire remains closed southbound between the #B5006 (#Packington) & the #M42 (J11) following a HGV fire. Traffic has been released on the northbound carriageway. Long delays on approach, more info, including the diversion route here - nationalhighways.co.uk/travel-updates…

@WhiteWhiteDove @FPL_Timmy @Joey7Barton These east Europeans have some funny ideas 😂

@FPL_Timmy @Joey7Barton Timmy,FFS I wouldn't call a goldfish Timmy

Same in other broadcasters as well. All playing the Woke, divisivity and equality cards on the screens. But majority white and middle aged in position of power, reward and influence. The best person for the job should get the job. Not the right colour. Not someone who ticks a box. That’s bullshit. If I’m a cunt for saying that, fucking so be it. I’ll play golf the rest of my life. Don’t need your money and I’d rather be out of football forever. It’s not the same game I grew up loving. It’s being ruined for this Women agenda. Enjoy the weekend. See you all Monday. Round 2 💪

@WayneRooney @BCFC Do the decent thing and resign, you know privately there’s nothing you can do apart from take the money. You will be known as another superstar footballer turned failed (spectacularly) manager

Important 3 points today. Thanks to the fans for the brilliant support as always. All focus on our next game. 🔵💪 @BCFC

@Joey7Barton You make a valid point but it’s not going to help doing it this way.