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Someone explain this to me like I'm five

@Osint613 Hopefully their army is as effective as their navy and air force.

IRGC media makes a cute threat: “To All American Soldiers! You’re about to face a true master of ground warfare: Welcome To IRAN, Habibi!” Any message to them?

@antonioguterres You have as much international influence as I do. ZERO

The conflict in the Middle East has gone too far. My message to the US & Israel is that it’s high time to end the war – as human suffering deepens, civilian casualties mount & the global economic impact is increasingly devastating. My message to Iran is to stop attacking their neighbors that are not parties to the conflict.

@eds8010504 @ChivalryGuild You're not one of those dumbass teachers are you? It requires a 2nd grade education to teach 1st grade.

@TJsburner1776 @ChivalryGuild Are you aware that your 1st grade teacher has a bachelor and master and countless exams for licensure? Are you aware of what emotional work involves? On top of your daughter schedule she has prep classes . Get informed before you post . Sour grapes ?

The retired teacher behind the counter at our local health food store told me his pension clears $5K/month after taxes. Don't know why he felt it necessary to share that info, but public school teachers are doing better than we've been led to believe.

@MikeLevin This is such a dumb take. If Germany announced they had plans to take Hawaii by force we would obviously move to defend it better.

This is truly insane, and it should be front page news across America.  Denmark secretly deployed soldiers to Greenland prepared to blow up airport runways to stop a U.S. invasion. They brought blood supplies to treat the wounded. France, Germany, Norway, and Sweden quietly coordinated against us. This was not a drill. This was our closest allies preparing to fight Americans. Let that sink in. NATO allies. Countries whose soldiers have fought and died alongside ours for decades. They looked at this president and decided they had to prepare for the worst. Fewer allies does not make America great. It makes us more isolated, more vulnerable, and it hands Russia and China exactly what they have always wanted: an America abandoned by its friends. The American people deserve to know how badly this president has damaged our standing in the world.  bbc.com/news/articles/…

@savanah2j Yeah but you get to tell people you go to lifetime fitness.

Look I’m very into health and fitness there’s a lifetime gym opening by my house and I was planning on getting a membership, starting price is $339 per month. Doesn’t that seem a little steep or am I just outta touch because I haven’t paid for a gym in a long time??

@RSE_VB Mine was Kabar. One time in Bridgeport, as an assault section leader, I lost my kabar in the field. Absolutely embarrassing and my company gunny was out to burn me, but my CO squashed it.

Oh, Lordy. A callsign thread would be hilarious. The below #TomcatTails explains mine. Here's a few others: Skids - Blew both tires on his first landing (brakes) Splash - Passed out in his own puke on the floor Dumpy - Fell asleep on the toilet Pluggo - Tore off his refueling probe CIAO (Clothing Is Always Optional) - seriously built female RAG student that got drunk and shinnied up a brass pole at the El Centro O'Club fully nude for a free drink (standing tradition there for decades). Sphinx (Sphincter) - shat himself in the jet...several times. Krash - Crashed. Milt - Saltiest substance on earth (fish semen) Sticky (fingers) - Stole a bottle of booze. Trigger - gun went off at home and shot through three apartments. SAGE - Self Appointed Guru of Everything (he wasn't) I could literally go on forever and may throw a few more in the comments. Anyone want to offer their favorites?? x.com/RSE_VB/status/…

@_robyn_smith Because it's not California

Why does it cost less to build a base on the moon than high speed rail from sf to la

@MetamateDaz You should start a business and pay them more

The minimum wage in Pennsylvania is $7.25 an hour. A regular Auntie Anne’s soft pretzel at the mall is $7.29. Imagine telling someone an hour of their time is worth less than a pretzel.

@israelnewspulse Trump on his first call to the new guy

The new Ayatollah

@DocStrangelove2 Guys that worry about twist rate and grain weight can't shoot past 100yds anyways

Gun opinions that get this reaction

@OrwellsNotebook @mnsibley You're sick

@mnsibley Viva la Tiny Tim youtu.be/zcSlcNfThUA?si…

You’re not wounded. Family is running. They’re coming. You’ve stayed in the gap. It’s only you. Mags loaded. Marlboro lit. Round chambered. Play the song. Mine? Promontory - Last of the Mohicans

One of our company commanders would always make us in Weapons Platoon do all the late night working parties or oddball stuff while the line platoons slept. So we started singing party in the USA, call me maybe, etc. loud as shit to wake them all up. Needless to say, everyone was pissed

One of the weirdest discoveries I've made socializing with veterans is their disturbingly comprehensive familiarity with white girl pop music.

@TheHitMan1776 @Emilio2763 Your dad was a tan belt

@Emilio2763 My dad was a 30 year Marine. He taught my brothers and I to fight and defend ourselves. What we didn’t realize until we were older was that he taught us deadly combat defense. Basically how to kill your opponent in one or two moves. I realized it in a fight I had high school.

Just like that 2 Lives Ruined… One’s Paralyzed and One’s Going to Prison…

@TheBuddyCSM And they all wish they were Weapons Platoon

Just so everyone knows: Worst Platoon Second Buffoon Turd Platoon

@sentdefender That's right, Israel is the only country not allowed to win a war. I forgot that Russia totally doesn't target energy and then Ukraine does it in retaliation. At no point in history has a country been told how they're allowed to fight a war except Israel.

No way! Israel, who clearly is not aligned with the operational objectives of the United States and instead wants a “failed state” and the total destruction of Iran, supports strikes against Iranian power plants which will ultimately result in the suffering of the Iranian people as well as mass attacks against, not Israel, but energy and desalination infrastructure in the Gulf States. What a surprise!

IRGC Navy Commander: We have missile boats and long-range missile equipment whose range cannot be mentioned, but we keep them in secret places and away from the enemy's sight. Let everyone know, from America to any party that threatens us, that we are neither afraid of threats nor afraid of death, because it takes us to a higher world where we meet the martyrs.

@SECNetwork @OU_Softball Gonna double it up, Boomer!

OKLAHOMA BREAKS THE SEC SOFTBALL HOME RUN RECORD IN 32 GAMES 😳 122 HRs and counting for @OU_Softball 💪

@Variety Faggot

Chuck Norris Was a Great Action Star -- but Politics May Overshadow His Legacy variety.com/2026/film/opin…

@boydmyers The good news is you have zero influence on whether or not the war happens. Your opinion is worth less than nothing.

I dealt with these pussies in 2020/21 because I wouldn’t wear a mask and wouldn’t get the jab. Just like back then, you are a fucking idiot if you think the war with Iran is a good idea.