Low quality, low status woman

I despise both sides. Politically, I start with the assumption that they ran for office because they can’t hack it in the private sector, and they can’t hack it in the private sector because they are incompetent. Occasionally, I am surprised when someone runs for office because they genuinely care and feel a sense of civic duty, but not often. I also assume that, regardless of the issue, it will never turn out in a way that benefits myself or my family.

@imPenny2x I have, multiple times.

I’m curious how many people have read the Bible cover to cover… Is this common for regular churchgoers or nah?

@vivian39_ The problem with this picture is that Jesus Christ is no where on it. Without the Savior, Jesus Christ, nothing exists.

the problem with joining mormonism is that it presents a certain reverse pascals wager. i'm happy with the terrestrial kingdom, it seems fine. if i became mormon, that'd risk me/ my children going to Outer Darkness which is bad. not worth it

@4thOfJuly365 I watched it live in my classroom! I think I was in the 4th grade.

The Challenger exploding on Live TV.

@SummrWrites @darthcaro Say it loud honey! Idiots who “just want some kitschy decor” need to hear it again!

No bestie, you cannot pay me to crochet something for you. First of all, the yarn for that project costs $50. It’s going to take 60 hours to complete. If you’re offering me minimum wage (but I’ve been doing this for years so really?), 60 x $15.15 = $909 + cost of yarn = $959 That blanket is gonna run you almost $1,000. 😅 And that is why you cannot find real crocheted items in stores. And why you should hug your grandmama when she crochets something for you.

@Tg_Moscow @luxemiaa A man making assumptions is a man who should always be alone.

Or maybe… just maybe… he assumed sharing food on a date was normal human behavior and not the opening chapter of a dictatorship. Some of you turn every awkward moment into a full psychological documentary. “He canceled my fries” somehow became: “He will control my wardrobe, my future and probably my blood type by date three.” Meanwhile the guy was probably just trying to avoid paying for two portions of fries sitting on the same table. Not every man making a small decision is “controlling.” Sometimes it’s just social clumsiness. Sometimes it’s confidence. And sometimes people are so used to individualism that basic sharing now feels like oppression. If canceled fries emotionally ended the date, the relationship was never surviving real problems anyway.

I went on a date and ordered a salad and fries. That was my meal. The waiter wrote it down and moved on to him. He asked, “Does the club sandwich come with fries?” The waiter said yes. He said, “Great, I’ll have the club.” Then he looked at the waiter and said, “And you can cancel her fries.” My fries. The fries I had specifically ordered for myself. Canceled without discussion, as if he had full legal authority over my potato decisions. I just sat there staring at him. This man had known me for maybe 20 minutes and was already editing my order. I asked why he did that. He said, “You can just have some of mine.” That was not the point. First of all, I wanted my own fries. Second, I do not want to negotiate over side dishes with a man I barely know. And.,......

@Manhattva @KSLcom Pregnancy and parenting are traumatizing now? Parenting has been the most fun I ever had! It is a very poorly constructed sentence.

The wording in this post is sickeningly anti woman. Stop doing this @KSLcom

@BradRTorgersen @kariwarburton Two very different ways of thinking and then told them to become one.😂

@kariwarburton (sips from 33 years temple-married mug) He made men and women simultaneously attractive and also highly obnoxious to each other. The universe's original comedian.

Does God have a sense of humor to you?

@hell_line0 Beware of having children with these manipulative asses. Their offspring may end up being exactly the same.

her husband thinks she let the doctor touch her down there during delivery, so she cheated on him, you should have had a C-section... It's always easy for a man to blame, even if she is the mother of his child who suffered...

@tuuu28283 Yes

アメリカの兄弟達 カウボーイって本当にいるの？？ 馬に乗って縄を投げてるイメージなんだけどあってるかな？？

@Milajoy 17

The average American has been to five of these cities. How many have you been to?

@jmillincook What the hell, indeed!

Trigger warning- swear words I remember when I was in the MTC I was playing 4 square and it was intense. One of my friends did me dirty and got me out unexpectedly and i accidentally mumbled “what the hell?” under my breath as I went back in line. Continued in comments 👀

@AJamesMcCarthy Whew! Thanks, that really cleared it up for me!

In case the “Earth for scale” part is a confusing unit, that solar prominence is roughly 40 million flamingos tall

@LangmanVince Or climbing your fence!

You know what, I'll take the snow and tornadoes up north, as long as I don't have to worry about dinosaurs walking down my street 👀😂

@TodayUpdates0 @nmlinguaphile Yyyeeesssss!

🚨BREAKING: Fed up Republican voters are now demanding a mass purge of “Republicans” like Senator John Curtis of Utah who claims Americans need to wake up every morning, look in the mirror, and ask, “What am I doing today to make immigrants feel welcome?” Do you support this?

@DefiantLs “Alt-right”? No, sweetie, there is just right and wrong.

My brain hurts from reading this

@BasedMikeLee My favorite thing about Utah.

Mayo is acceptable on fries if it’s part of fry sauce

@PhDSeth My mother feels the same way. I have 5 really shitty brothers. So she and I take care of each other on Mother’s Day. She made me my favorite pie, I gave her a pedicure.

An old widow once told me that she hates mother's day saying "if you can't treat me right 364 days of the year, I don't want your platitudes on one day". What do y'all think? Mothers, what are your thoughts on this?

@justmeLaura_T @FiredUpCoug

@FiredUpCoug You forgot one: Nothing, which is what I got today, not even a Happy Mothers Day.

Husbands: Which of these Mother's day gifts would get you in the most trouble with your wife? (Assuming none of these were specifically asked for)

@HazelAppleyard “Am I being dramatic?” No, Honey, you’re being a narcissist.

A whole new level of bridezilla is thinking your maid of honour got pregnant specifically to take the attention away from you on your wedding day

@ThrillaRilla369 Eh!

Without arguing: Are you happy with our current US President?