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@FondOfBeetles Lost me after using the work husbandman

On Hantavirus: a (non-technical) thread. Disclaimer: I am a biology PhD, but not virology/epidemiology. Husbandman is a virology PhD. But I’m told I’m good at communicating science, so here’s my take. #Hantavirus

@HaterReport Elder abuse maybe, but this is not that vicious of a foul.

This should be a flagrant foul on Ausar Thompson. No place for this in basketball. I hope James Harden is ok

@XfinitySupport @MarkFusetti LMAO, stand down soldier. This isn’t the time for troubleshooting lol

@MarkFusetti Hello there, I do hate to hear that your services are not satisfying for you at this time. Have you tried swapping out your modem or having a tech out to fix your issues?

Hey @Xfinity @XfinitySupport I’ve been a customer for 25 years. Never missed a payment. In fact I’ve never been a day late. 25 years at $350 per month is 105,000! I almost vomited. For that I get terrible internet. I called today and was offered $20 credit. That is the most insulting thing your company could ever do to a loyal customer. I’m switching to @verizonfios @VerizonSupport ✌️

@_josephine0_ “Ohh she SLICK”

How would you describe this tire in just one word?

@IAMNOTBROYALE You either got Pizza Papalis money or you don’t. This one is not like the others.

Top pizza places in Michigan: Jets Hungry Howies Pizza Papalis

@NobodymrRobert Plane stupid

Is there a name for this.

@AlmightyySoSo Cat was the right vibe. Car is too soft for this beast

Car * lolz

my brother got the 2027 Telluride and that cat is NASTY

@MichelleKinney @Delta “This is what our country has become” because they broke your fucking suitcase? wtf is wrong with you

My husband and I have been loyal @Delta customers for over a decade. Diamond. Platinum. -- you name it. They have a lot of our money. But today we quit. Delta destroyed our property. We filed a claim. We sent every receipt, every photo, every document they demanded. We waited, were strung along. It's all a game. Then came the letter. It said our evidence — the evidence *they asked for* — "casts doubt." So we were told, in legalese, to fck off. Let's be clear about what this is: Delta broke our property. Delta made us chase them. Delta strung us along to waste our time, and our money. Because Delta does not give a single fck. This is what this country has come to. Greed disguised as loyalty programs, while charging us for the privilege of being a "valued customer." While they laugh at us and their executives receive hundreds of millions in bonuses at our expense. Figure out whose business you actually want, @Delta. Because you just made that decision for us.

@amelia_tweetz Where were you two years ago? Spirit was trying to merge for years. You think they just got turned upside down in the last 2 months? Gtfo

The CEO of Spirit Airlines has no reason to lie about why they went bankrupt: it was due to the sudden rise in the cost of jet fuel. Period.

@TaraBull No, you’re sharing a man’s paystub showing how much he makes, allegedly.

Man shares his paystub showing he makes $160 after child support

@C2thaL2thaIGG Just cause you got a pizza style named after you, Detroit, don’t mean it doesn’t taste like shit

New York City, Chicago and Detroit… if you’re not from one of these places, shut up when we are discussing pizza…

@HocevarHQ @WhoisSkid FUCK KYLE BUSCH

“That’s the fucking stupid shit that makes him a fucking asshole, god damn it dude”-Kyle Busch on Carson Hocevar Classic Rowdy.😭 🎥:@WhoisSkid #CH77

@RealSkipBayless IF don’t win championships, Skip.

The Pistons finally found themselves and restored order. The team you saw in Game 7 was the one that won the East by 4 games. Daniss finally found his place alongside Cade. BUT ... if Franz had remained healthy, Orlando holds onto that 24-point G6 lead and advances.

@thelifeofcarri God also made buses. Sounds like it’s time to catch a ride.

It should not cost me $600 to fly from houston to dallas. But everybody is rich so I guess that makes sense to yall.

@CSUNSHINE Frivolously spending $25b on a meaningless war does not justify spending another $500m on another stupid cause. A private corporation shouldn’t get tax payer money to fix their own poor business decisions.

Spirit Airlines only needed $500 million to survive. We’ve already spent $25 billion on the Iran War. Which one directly improves American lives more? A low-cost carrier staying in the market or another war in the Middle East?

@BussinWTB Is it mean I thought we was about to hit a field goal

Diego Pavia is officially at Ravens rookie camp

@otokyo__ Yes, after the first light up

agree?

@NFL_DovKleiman Spring love is in the air

𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗜𝗡𝗚: Caleb Williams and Bulls star Matas Buzelis were spotted together at the Cubs game today. Buzelis and Caleb were seen hanging out multiple times over the last few weeks. The rumors are swirling...👀

@JByGodRod cannons

Happy Oaks Day to all whomst celebrate

@Crushers_GC @brysondech That stupid ass paper boy hat

👀🤯The difference in Bryson’s swing in 2015 to 2026 is crazy… What do you notice about it? 🤔