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@JenResistedAGN Are you sure you are not possessed?

Imagine being an adult in 2026 and believing in demons. Holy shit.

@AlexBeyman @zundamotisuki If they bury their dead there, they'll lay claim to the land.

@zundamotisuki Japan is an island. How much land does he think is available for burial? When he dies, launch him out to sea with a cannon

イスラム教徒が「火葬は罪だから日本で土葬をやらせろ」と主張 それなら日本人がイスラム国家に行って「火葬をやらせろ、養豚場を作れ」と言ったら作らせてくれるんですか？ 同じことやぞ弁えろや

@EricMMrozek @ITeachYouThink1 @WilliamShatner You need to read some newspapers from back then. You have no idea what you're talking about.

@ITeachYouThink1 @WilliamShatner If you don't think that Star Trek has any kind of political commentary in it, you need to go back and rewatch it. Sure, the Federation has a unifying progressivism to it. That's the entire point because it examines who we yearn to be. The aliens of the week are who we are now.

That is an absurd thing for someone like @WilliamShatner to say. The original Star Trek was INCREDIBLY political even by the standards of its time. The main difference between it and most sci-fi properties, though, is that its progressivism is universalist in nature.

@BernieSanders Get off the pot.

I am proud to join Americans across the country today to say loudly and clearly: We will not accept authoritarianism. We will not accept oligarchy. And we will not accept a president who undermines the Constitution every single day. twitter.com/i/broadcasts/1…

@4res44444444 @TheMuppetPastor Your right. Trump had all his mansions BEFORE running for office.

@TheMuppetPastor Difference being one isn’t making tons of naked power grabs (Not the dem soc)

Who’s been elected to congress*

@ksorbs Start arresting them.

Stephen Miller just said that Minnesota doesn't like by name their SNAP recipients: “We do NOT know the names of ANY SNAP recipient in the state of Minnesota. We just get a blank check. We have asked the state repeatedly and tried to compel the state unsuccessfully to turn over their SNAP enrollment rolls so we could ascertain such basic facts as, are these people even legally eligible to receive these benefits?” x.com/RedWavePress/s…

@1776FanGirl @michaeljknowles Mary remained a virgin before, during, and after Jesus' birth (with Jesus' "brothers" in Scripture often interpreted as cousins or relatives). Luther held this lifelong; Calvin defended it against critics like Helvidius and often called her "the holy virgin"; Zwingli affirmed it

@michaeljknowles Why do Catholics believe she remained a virgin? No judgment I just never really explored that.

When it comes to the perpetual virginity of Mary, do you agree with the Catholic view or with the view of Protestant reformers Martin Luther, Ulrich Zwingli, and John Wesley?

@michaeljknowles Trick question. Early reformers also believed in the perpetual virginity of Mary.

@Panthercr02 @WallStreetMav Except the villages are empty.

@WallStreetMav Japanese people can't afford to start families. They work crazy hours for little pay. American Millennials and Zoomers can relate.

Are all of these hot Japanese girls in my timeline real? Why is the birthrate falling in Japan? There is no way you guys in Japan shouldn't be knocking out a few babies each.

@starspider14142 @RealDianeYap How? Seriously, how did your brain get twisted into thinking he'd even WANT a third term?

@RealDianeYap you stupid fuck...trump is *trying* to become king and the protesters are true americans trying to stop it

Genuinely what is the goal of “no kings” protests? Did anyone tell these weirdos we already don’t have a king? If Trump were actually behaving like a king, imagine the executions. We’d have the best executions. Executions like you’ve never seen!

@bibas_kfir31023 @LeonardMJoyner @kangminlee @myberetisgreen You're in Switzerland.

@LeonardMJoyner @kangminlee @myberetisgreen First of all, we are proud of having enslaved both of our white and black enemies. We enslaved just as much Europeans as African pagans. Both of y’all are weak cucked races. Second of all, Muslims never castrated slaves, the castration was done by Christian monks.

They're calling it the most insane community note of all time

@SimonViklund You must have one capital and one special character. YOU'RE SPORT'S CLIPS!

Can we PLEASE for the LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY just STOP IT with the password complexity criteria already? We all know the highest risk is that the service itself leaks the password in a security breach, and then what use is the complexity?

@ChiefEngineerCE @JesseCohenInv Most restaurants are just a competition as to who can heat up Sysco food the best.

@JesseCohenInv It costs a ton to go to a restaurant plus tip. They said if you aren't willing to tip 30-50% dont visit. Ok.

🚨🇺🇸 Restaurant stocks are in freefall. What happened to the US consumer?

@SandyofCthulhu I've tried sweet grits a few times. It's pretty good. Doesn't compare to savory though.

I have never seen sugar, honey, or jam on grits in 38 years south of Mason Dixon. And we eat LOTS of sweet stuff. Just not on grits.

@NuccDogg @TABYTCHI Texas loves it too.

@TABYTCHI Mostly that's something only people from Louisiana like .

Wait until Japan finds out about our seafood boils

@TRHLofficial I DID! I had Aces!

Did they do it? Did they stop the Kings?

@ii_analyze @Rojime_FT @KXII Peanut butter milkshake!

@Rojime_FT @KXII everything yall are typing, we can see in english instead….

ところで…英語できたリプに普通に日本語で返してるけどいいよね？

@Rojime_FT @KXII It looks good to me.

@KXII 公式に日本語→英語の翻訳機能ついたらしいから大丈夫じゃないっすかね おかげで海外の一部で日本人の混沌のようなTwitterが大人気だとか

@DerekAyala1987 @ARBAyala Okay Steve.

@ARBAyala It's funny how some people get butt hurt over a word lol. At least the majority understood the post without crying. When you go to a Kolache shop they have both and they call them Kolache.

Alright, Texans... Sweet or savory kolaches? • • •

@INFPleaseDontGo @Strangeland_Elf Hollywood is making all the villains heroes nowadays.

@Strangeland_Elf They can't help but only be able to sympathize with the villains. Every time.

*calls Tolkien a weak thinker* *has this take*