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@kenjwilliams Nigeria has so many blondes at their beach on X, who look like Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders.

👀Am I being too cautious?👀 Question: What is the benefit for an X account from "South Asia" "Pakistan" "Vietnam" "Nigeria" "India" "Turkey" to dress up like a MAGA Patriot, proclaim their love for President Trump and America and then randomly start following me? Please help if you know the answer. I just Mass Deported about 35 of these accounts from following me. Then I blocked them.

@miles_commodore Jessep: "I don't know what the hell kind of unit you're running here." Judge Randolph: "And you will refer to this court as "Your Honor" or "Judge", and I'm quite certain I've earned it. Take your seat, Colonel."

"We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline."

One day, Dan decided to go to the zoo. When he got to the ape cage, he found himself looking at a big male ape, who was staring right back at him. When he scratched his head, so did the ape. Noticing this, Dan decided to have some fun. So he started to scratch under his arms and jump around saying "ooooh oooh oooh" and so did the ape. Stopping to think about what to do next, Dan scratched his chin, as he was thinking. Before he could even react, the ape pulled the bars of his cage apart, jumped the moat, and proceeded to beat the ever living daylights out of him, A few weeks later, Dan comes to in a hospital room, in full traction. When they realized that he was awake, the staff brought a man into his room, and left the two of them alone. "Mr. Smith, my name is Albert. I am the zookeeper and I want to see if we can figure out what happened before you were attacked." "I....don't know. I was looking at the ape, and noticed he was mimicking my movements." "I need to know exactly what you did." "Well, when I first noticed it, I was scratching my head. When I noticed he was scratching his head, I started to play around, and I started to scratch my underarms and make oooh sounds." "OK, then what happened?" "Well, I was trying to think of something else to do, and I think I scratched my chin, which is the last thing I remember." "You scratched you chin??? Oh that explains everything! You see, in ape, that means 'Go fuck yourself'. Thank God, because if the attack was unprovoked, we'd have to shoot him." So the zookeeper left Dan to sit in traction for another six months, and if you've ever been in a cast, you can only imagine the misery of six months of not being able to move, poop or pee, or even get to that one itch, without someone else's help. It wears on a man. So Dan spent all that time coming up with a plan to get his revenge on that damned ape. He's finally released from the hospital, and makes his first trip to the local butcher, where he buys a giant polish sausage, and a pair of nice new butcher knives. He then goes straight to the zoo, and marches up to the ape cage, where he is soon standing face to face with his attacker. "Remember me?" he asked as he got the ape’s attention, and saw that he was once again mimicking him. He smiled and reached into his bag, and tossed a butcher knife into the ape’s cage. When the ape picked it up, Bob got his attention, by holding his own knife high, while he reached into his pants, and pulled the polish sausage out through the fly. Just as he expected, the ape mimicked him, holding his knife high, and his junk in his other hand. Seeing this, Bob sliced down with his big butcher knife, cleanly cutting the polish sausage in half. Seeing the sausage laying on the ground, he looked up smugly to see how much pain the poor dumb ape must be in right now... where he saw him standing there scratching his chin.

@klaxon907 See Doctor.

Just got into a pretty nasty car accident, prayers would be appreciated!! Mines the black truck.

@MikeBenzCyber Got a Keiko Matsui sound to it. m.youtube.com/watch?v=9aKit5…

it was stuck in my head

I really miss when people were grossed out by child predators.

When people say "I'd do anything for my child," everyone praises them, but when a parent risks crossing a border to save their child from war, poverty, or danger, suddenly they're treated like criminals.

The White House posted that aliens live among us and go to school with our children. The most fascinating part about that? Trump is named over one million times in the Epstein Files.

A federal judge just put a pause on Trump's $1.8 BILLION slush fund to pay people who claim they were "targeted" by the government. If they try to cut these checks, we'll move to tax the full amount of every payout so not one dollar of your money ends up rewarding people who attacked our democracy. This is your money, not Trump's, and certainly not the insurrectionists'. I will not let the Treasury of the United States be turned into a reward program for loyalty to Donald Trump.

@mik29014 @DesireeAmerica4 Many Florida businesses have the shutoff outside.

@DesireeAmerica4 Ain't no way this fool got out there and dropped power on that restaurant. 3 phase. 480/277. You think there is a disconnect switch out there? Every junkie and homeless loser would be opening the switch if that was the case. 100% total bullsht. Total AI bs

Big props to whoever was recording inside that Taco Bell in Florida. You caught pure, unadulterated gold. ​Here’s a shirtless fella in a kilt, out with his girlfriend, when folks decided to remind him of that age-old rule: no shirt, no shoes, no service. ​The manager and customers tell him to take it outside. He didn’t like that one bit. ​So what does this self-proclaimed electrician do? ​He strolls right out into the pouring rain and cuts the power to the whole restaurant, plunging everybody inside into total darkness. ​Now he’s viral, and Florida being Florida… you just know there’s gonna be a long conversation with the sheriff about that little stunt. ​Video edit: Me| Track: "In The Breach" by Viggo Ironside.🔥

@nicksortor Block them in. Drop off a couple truck loads of these guys, who would get real hungry on the ride from Texas or Georgia. Then, Feed the Homeless. Win. Win. Win.

🚨BREAKING: ANTIFA RIOTERS ARE NOW ATTACKING POLICE HORSES OUTSIDE ICE NEWARK LARGE pieces of wood and ROCKS are being thrown at the horses’ heads while other rioters get in the horses’ faces with makeshift shields and umbrellas THESE ARE NOT PROTESTORS. THESE ARE MILITANTS

@TracePurlee @MikeCrispi @jeannebodine ANTIFA International is. Domestic is not considered as Organized.

@MikeCrispi @jeannebodine I thought Antifa was outlawed. Why are they still in business?

A few things I observed today while going toe-to-toe with Antifa at Delaney Hall: 1. 99% of license plates that parked and walked in were from out of state vehicles 2. Woman with clipboard acting as the “HR Department” 3. Antifa people literally foam at the mouth when yelling, like they are on hard drugs 4. If you try to smile and engage as humans, they yell and scream. There is nothing going on behind their eyes. It’s a dead, dark stare 5. The fat tranny looking ones man the “supply tent” 6. Everyone smells, and litters EVERYWHERE (so much for the environment right) My conclusion, these people are quite literally sub-human anarchists. NEVER let the media convince you of anything else, ever.

@MikeCrispi Be safe. Wear gloves. Don't touch them, or let them touch you, spit, or spray anything on you. Bathe vigorously once you escape. "Behind Enemy Lines"

@clg0519 ...this one was watching.

We were leaving to buy pond plants when my husband noticed a lifeless hummingbird on top of our garage freezer. I made sugar water and got the syringe. Hubs cradled the bird and gently dripped onto his beak. He woke up and slowly, very slowly, took a sip. 15 minutes later…❤️

@Herb_Minstrel @brendanmjones @SaraGonzalesTX @TLisFearless @LoneStarChica Pound took my dog once... ONCE. They were going to euthanize him for no crime. I walked in pound and grabbed him. They got aggressive... Dog and I walked out, back to back. Took him to Safety. Waited for cops. Went to court. Dismissed. Dog lived a long and healthy life.

Six weeks. SIX FLIPPING WEEKS. Lucy has not heard our voices. She hasn't slept on her rug. She hasn't gone for a ride in the truck. She hasn't been snuggled by her family, played with Lex, or run free in her own field. SIX WEEKS. She's been locked in a tiny cell, sleeping on concrete, likely wondering why we abandoned her. SIX WEEKS. She's eleven years old. She doesn't have endless time ahead of her. She could get sick. Her health could fail. Every day matters. And while everyone moves at a snail's pace, without a care in the world, time keeps slipping away from MY DOG—the dog who was taken because a petty neighbor decided to call the authorities when she slipped out of her collar in our OWN YARD! This wasn't some outrageous act! This wasn't a purposeful violation of anything and didn’t cause incident. This wasn't the terrifying incident the neighbors or government would like people to believe it was. It was a normal, everyday occurrence that happened on our private property! We could have lied. We could have denied it happened. No one had proof otherwise: But that's not who we are. So for six weeks, my Lucy—my eleven-year-old dog who stood watch over our family through deployment after deployment, who kept me company during the lonely nights when I watched the news and wondered if my husband would make it home alive—has sat in prison. This is a sick abuse of the law, and an innocent animal is paying the price. Not for biting someone. Not for attacking someone. Not for leaving and roaming the neighborhood. For being in her own yard. Let that sink in. And because malicious neighbors refused to mind their own business, and because officials with the power to do the right thing have refused to exercise any bit of common sense, she remains there. They make me sick. The abuse of power makes me sick. The character assassination makes me sick. The lies make me sick. The fact that people who have never met us, never spoken to us, and don't know the first thing about our family have spent years trying to destroy our peace makes me sick. Enough is enough! Let Lucy come home already! Is this really the hill anyone wants to die on? It’s a single dog. It’s an average family. Send her back and leave us alone. That’s all we want. And for those who have participated in this injustice—whether through malice, cowardice, pride, or indifference, know this: God sees every bit of it. He knows the truth. And one day, every one of us will answer to Him. Until our Lucy is home and beyond. We will not stop fighting. #savelucy

@nicksortor HeadBand SoyBoy seems to have Rank.

@DIVA_DIVA226688 President Trump can exonerate Thao on the Federal conviction, but not the state conviction and sentence that ran concurrently. Perhaps the Governor could be compelled...

🚨 Outrage is exploding: Former Minneapolis Officer Tou Thao — who never laid a hand on George Floyd — just got out after nearly 5 years in prison for simply managing the crowd while Floyd OD'd on fentanyl. This wasn't justice. It was a blatant political hit job and social justice scapegoating that ignored the toxicology evidence to appease the 2020 mob. Thao became another casualty of the radical left's war on cops. Real question for patriots: Should President Trump push to fully exonerate and compensate officers like Tou Thao who were railroaded in these rigged Floyd cases? ✅YES ❎NO Give me a 👍, if you want real justice, not show trials. 🇺🇸

@AlleyLovesJesus God tests our Faith. Glad it ended well.

I since spoke with my neighbor Rosemarie, only an old truck got hit. She told me she was right by the window when the branch fell. Her heart skipped a beat, and I know Jesus was in the midst of it all. We both praised God for his goodness. May God alone be glorified. Amen 🙌

So, I was sitting outside drinking my coffee on the deck. I heard a loud Crack like a tree was snapping. I called out loud to our Lord Jesus as the tree was falling on my neighbors home! It spared it by inches. God is good!!! Thank you Lord Jesus for keeping your children from harm 🙏