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@damekatydenise_ My toilet roll tidy has the same dress.

What do you call this where you’re from? #EngagementFarming 🚜 #BenOnWine #HazelBadApple

@damekatydenise_ Looks more like a French cafe owner, #AlloAllo

This lady went for a surprise makeover today, her only wish was to look like a famous English rose. Sadly, Rose West was not what she had in mind. 🏳️‍⚧️

@LeilaniDowding Ticked so many boxes that the pen ran out of ink.

Where does woke go from here???? There’s no out woking this

@damekatydenise_ She looks like a beautiful pee-cock.

This lady’s neighbours are criticising her for doing the gardening in this outfit. Functional but fashionable - I don’t see the issue. I wish more womxn were green fingered, & I don’t mean had a Kit Kat shuffle from Zack Polanski.

@elonmusk I've been using Grok to program my multi-fx, guitar pedal. Just telling him the song I'm playing and entering the settings. I'm pretty impressed so far with minimal fine tuning. Every now and then, he does give me a setting that isn't on my pedal, though.

@damekatydenise_ @piersmorgan Easy tiger!

@piersmorgan They do. I’ve had 3 this week.

I had him on my show and he insisted women have penises.

@TT_CO_O @Fights_bro How do you have so much time to prepare to fight and still not have your guard up when you get there? 😆

@Fights_bro This was my favorite one

@damekatydenise_ No Aqua? I can't take this list seriously.

The 20 best bands of all time according to Rolling Stone magazine. Who got left out, and which band is ranked a little too high? #MassDebateWithDameKaty 🍆 💦

@Biggievan1969 @landofthe80s You Goony!

@landofthe80s No, but she looks like she just wanna have fun.

Do you recognize this pop icon?

@Glinner Not so long ago, a man deessed as a woman and hanging out in the women's toilets would have been locked up

Good for this woman. Always expose these men trying to access women's spaces.

@damekatydenise_ Is it true they smell like warm milk?

My godson Trevor is the 8th member of my family to come out as Trans. Since bravely announcing his truth he has been bullied by hoodlums from the local nursery who’ve called him ‘Carrot Clunge’, ‘Ginger Minge’, ‘Firey Flange’ & ‘Goldie Gash’. To add injury to insult, after falling asleep on the bus he awoke to find that someone had written the first 17 chapters of ‘War & Peace’ on his forehead. FUMING. 😡

@damekatydenise_ Is that clip a microphone or holding his tits on?

What an #AbsoluteBelter - who doesn’t love a womxn with a voice like Jason Statham & a face like Red Rum? 😍

@damekatydenise_ It takes a real woman to dress like that for a hike.

If you came across this lady whilst walking what would you do? (Apart from wipe it off).

@libsoftiktok @FBI Distinct 'The hills have eyes' vibes.

Hi @FBI, this dude from Akron, Ohio, is threatening to shoot ICE agents because he thinks they are "terrorists."

@alphafox How many times is it safe to watch this before it becomes indulgent?

Protestor FAFO moment: 😌

@Steve9966086962 @damekatydenise_ @Number10cat @sharrond62 @EssexPR @DeborahMeaden Hope she doesn't store them next to the pickled onions.

@TezzaMM @damekatydenise_ @Number10cat @sharrond62 @EssexPR @DeborahMeaden I have it on very good authority that Dr. D. can also, however, she's not keen on the vinegar their soaked in.

Ouch @DeborahMeaden … really embarrassed yourself today.

@damekatydenise_ @Number10cat @sharrond62 @EssexPR @DeborahMeaden You're just jealous because he can lick his own balls.

@Number10cat @sharrond62 @EssexPR @DeborahMeaden This cat needs putting down. 💉

@AntiWokeMemes I never hear it to be honest. Maybe the way she acts just makes it more likely to appear 😆

@AntiWokeMemes He works part time as a Kerplunk game.

@MuseumCommodore Laser Squad. I even bought the 'DLC' map (Via the post using a postal order 😆).

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