Matt Gardner

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@tobi "tariffs hurt my business so I'm opposed to them" just say what you mean, tobi. Trump believes nothing and is making up excuses to swing his d around. Do you think Canada should have just fellated him like all the big tech CEOs? Or are you sad he didn't ask you for a bribe, too?

I’m disappointed that trump admin placed the 25% tariffs. I’m disappointed that this is our governments response. I love Canada and want it to thrive. I built Canada’s biggest tech company here because I know it’s a special place. Canada thrives when it works with America together. Win by helping America win. Trump believes that Canada has not held its side of the bargain, and he set terms to prove that we still work together: get the borders under control and crack down on fentanyl dens. These are things that every Canadian wants its government to do, too. These are not crazy demands, even if they came from an unpopular source. These tariffs are going to be devastating to so many people’s lives and small businesses. Action has to be judged based on what it leads to, not how good it sounds or feels. Leadership is about doing what’s right, not what is popular. And hitting back will not lead to anything good. America will shrug it off. Canada will decline. It’s simply the wrong choice in a possibility space where much better options would have been available.

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You just popped the new Blink-182 CD in your mom’s car as she takes you to get the new Mario and Spider-Man games. You grab a pizza on the way home and your friends are coming to sleep over. Life is good. The year is 2023 and you are 34 years old.

A lot of quick junk being made "with AI" these days without enough thought, but on the flip-side there are a few companies spending time hashing out solutions to real problems that are improved by AI. I'm excited to give Gong's a go! infl.tv/mLNA

@PositiveGrid trying to log in via Facebook crashes your android app and I can make a new account because my email is already tied in with my Facebook login previously used...

Consumer subscription apocalypse is here - $45/yr to use a smart garage door opener that you bought myq.com/auto/tesla Get ****ed @Chamberlain this is something that MIGHT cost you pennies a year per user, and the same API call is free in your app.

@OneStopCandy Congrats on the journey and traction you got! Super impressive, regardless of your age and you brought a lot of people happiness during a tough time ☺

As a kid founder, I started this as a pandemic project and it grew into a business! We shipped 1000's of candy📦's across 🇨🇦 + some to 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇫🇷 for businesses and individuals. Now life is busy again with school & sports so I am winding things down. 🙏everyone. I've learned so much!

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@madebygoogle Any news about finally letting paying Google Workplace customers join/create families and sharing homes? All of my stuff is locked and I can't migrate my nest account without losing sharing ability.

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Really enjoying my @StarbucksCanada pesto bread 😂 #wheresthefilling

@194_luqman @WendysCanada @TimHortons It's been jank since even before they got bought by that Brazilian restaurant company. Now they're just squeezing the last of the patriotism dollars out of its corpse 😔

Stick to coffee, Tim. Better yet, try ours.