Comrade Brad

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Comrade Brad

@TheComradeBrad

He/Him. Half-feral dumpster simp, unapologetic commie. Moon Guard raiding/RP.

Florida, USA Katılım Ağustos 2014

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Comrade Brad@TheComradeBrad·26 May

Well, Reg, tomorrow the sun will come up again, and I’m pretty sure that whatever happens we won’t have found Freedom, and there won’t be a whole lot of Justice, and I’m damn sure we won’t have found Truth. But it’s just possible that I might get a hard-boiled egg. #glorious25th

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Comrade Brad@TheComradeBrad·14h

@Ninja_Bebado @kiryans5 "The first one"

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Ninja Bêbado@Ninja_Bebado·14h

@kiryans5 What is the other woman saying at the end? She speaks a tad too fast for me to understand.

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Comrade Brad@TheComradeBrad·17 May

@BNONews

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BNO News@BNONews·17 May

BREAKING: 2 fighter jets collide and crash during air show in Idaho

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Comrade Brad@TheComradeBrad·12 May

@Trad_West_Art Basically just a giant catalytic converter

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The Aureus Press@Trad_West_Art·11 May

Pubity@pubity

Kevin O'Leary's proposed data center in Utah will require 9 Gigawatts of energy to function when fully built, double Utah's current energy usage for the entire state. It will dump around 23 atomic bombs worth of thermal load on the environment every day.

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𝑳𝒆𝒗𝒊𝒏 𝑬𝒖𝒈𝒆𝒏 ☭@levineugen·11 May

“El comunismo no ofrece promesas de felicidad eterna o recompensa. La única promesa que ofrece es que el futuro puede ser mejor que el pasado, si estamos dispuestos a trabajar, luchar y morir por él” - Steban, el estudiante comunista inframaterialista en Disco Elysium.

Lyra Sieradzka@lyrasie

what you must remember about disco elysium's depiction of the student communists: yes, they're silly, self-defeating, slightly unhinged, out-of-touch losers. but most importantly they're 100% correct

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Comrade Brad@TheComradeBrad·10 May

Kyle Kushblasta@SkinnyTuna

anyone got any tips for how to stop dreaming about people who hurt you forever ago

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Comrade Brad@TheComradeBrad·10 May

@EthanLevins2 Good

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Ethan Levins 🇺🇸@EthanLevins2·10 May

Hezbollah has now shown they can target the Iron dome with FPV Drones. Israel will NEVER be safe again….

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Comrade Brad@TheComradeBrad·9 May

@GianmarcoSoresi It must be so tough for Christians right now because they can actually prove their religion is real but only if they admit their leader is the antichrist

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gianmarco@GianmarcoSoresi·9 May

Might as well build a needle big enough to fit a camel through the eye

Christopher Hale@ChristopherHale

NEW: MAGA evangelical leaders gather in Mar-a-Lago to bless and dedicate a gold statue dedicate to Donald Trump.

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Comrade Brad@TheComradeBrad·6 May

@esjesjesj The weird sense of stolen valor people are complaining about like "I guess an A in 6th grade English isn't worth anything anymore!"

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evan loves worf@esjesjesj·6 May

That's not true lmao

Matt Van Swol@mattvanswol

When I was in school, a "B+" was a 92 and an "A-" was a 93-95. What was considered an A when you were in school?

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Comrade Brad@TheComradeBrad·5 May

@berningman16 He has the most guillotinable face I swear

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Empire Of Lies@berningman16·5 May

Twitter needs a guillotine emoji.

Watcher.Guru@WatcherGuru

JUST IN: Elon Musk says his goal is to reach a $10 trillion net worth. "$10T or bust"

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Comrade Brad@TheComradeBrad·5 May

@the_transit_guy I love all the triggered American responses like "Oh yeah? Well at least we don't have healthcare!"

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Hayden@the_transit_guy·5 May

Don’t mind me, just trying to walk to the grocery store in the USA:

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Comrade Brad@TheComradeBrad·5 May

@LingoUnbound Liberals' favorite pastime is watching Dems suddenly surrender easy wins to conservatives then go "Huh, that was weird. No need to analyze this or see it in the context of all the other times it's happened though. Everybody makes mistakes!"

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machine gun kelly reichardt@LingoUnbound·5 May

Every now and then I remember Tim Walz’s “they’re weird” campaign and how close the dems were to actually shifting the way people perceive the right in a very real way and then they just…stopped

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Comrade Brad@TheComradeBrad·5 May

@DevotionOath No lie, in the parking lot before I clock in at my night job I say "I cast haste!" then take two Ritalin, slam an iced coffee and hit a blinker from my wizard pen before time travelling directly to the end of my shift, actual magic

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Paladin Posting@DevotionOath·5 May

I ASKED MINE WIZARD TO CAST HASTE AND SHE JUST GAVE ME RITALIN?

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Comrade Brad@TheComradeBrad·4 May

@HellcatBruce Trying to figure out what I did to my algorithm lately to suddenly have my feed be brainless liberals making themselves the victims of other people having morals or reading books

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Yurok Around The Clock@HellcatBruce·3 May

Bro, you're not leftwing. You dont do any leftwing things. You just like yelling at Dems the way your shitty Republican parents do. You just use a different flavor of bullshit to get yourself there.

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Comrade Brad@TheComradeBrad·4 May

@UncleScottiepoo You can actually make this tweet a lot more accurate by switching "leftists" and "Democrats"

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Four Seasons Total Manscaping@UncleScottiepoo·3 May

Why don’t leftists ever make plans to beat Republicans? They only ever get wet when they fantasize about beating Democrats, it’s pathological.

Winter@LeftyWinter

If Abdul El Sayed can pull off a win in Michigan, we should definitely look into primarying Elissa Slotkin.

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Comrade Brad@TheComradeBrad·4 May

@EziMoonpiercer Not the point, but what kind of suicidal lich would carry their phylactery around

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Ezikell 😈@EziMoonpiercer·4 May

question: if demon hunters, a melee spec, got a ranged caster spec that's not even themed around fel, what's stopping blizz from making a death knight ranged caster spec aka a necromancer? i wanna experience being a lich and carry a phylactery around 😩

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Comrade Brad@TheComradeBrad·4 May

@AlexJKelly Is China the one where the president controls the military solo and police can kill whoever they want and the government gives out billions in corporate welfare while they criminalize being homeless and arrest you and make you do slave labor or am I thinking of another place

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Alex Kelly@AlexJKelly·3 May

Obviously correct result. China is a brutal dictatorship, but in terms of competence Xi obviously clears the other three. Acknowledging that is damnation by faint praise more than anything.

World of Statistics@stats_feed

Of the four major world powers, who is the most competent and capable leader?

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Comrade Brad@TheComradeBrad·30 Nis

@BasketCasePA Imagine tens of thousands dying in a genocide your party backed and still being more mad about your genocidal cop losing Making being anti-maga your whole personality makes sense though because they're the only people you could say are slightly more monstrous than yourselves

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𝙗𝙖𝙨𝙠𝙚𝙩𝙘𝙖𝙨𝙚@BasketCasePA·29 Nis

Leftists want you to simultaneously believe that 1. Gaza cost Kamala the election and 2. Leftists are not the reason she lost But unfortunately these can't both be true, so pick one!

tyler oakley@tyleroakley

democrats lost the presidency in 2024 because of their unpopular support of apartheid israel, & the DNC refuses to admit this because they intend to continue supporting apartheid israel & the genocide of palestinians.

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Comrade Brad@TheComradeBrad·28 Nis

@ChristPimp @KBP9a91 I mean, I do empathize. Like a lot of socialists, I used to believe in those sorts of things before. But now watching folk cheer a former CIA officer who's literally married to the military tech industry for one false grain of data security amidst a ton of bad stuff is...painful

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ChristPimpHands@ChristPimp·28 Nis

@TheComradeBrad @KBP9a91 If you are a tankie and don’t at least empathize with Lockheed Liberals, I want you to look in the mirror and laugh

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Bishop 🏴‍☠️ 🇺🇦@KBP9a91·28 Nis

Another consumer protection bill? You guessed it. The Lockheed Liberal.

Democrats Deliver@DemzDeliver

🚨 NEW: It is now illegal for data brokers to sell customers' locations in Virginia.

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Comrade Brad@TheComradeBrad·28 Nis

@G4mi_ @TiaSteezy9 @KBP9a91 Yeah read the bill. While it restricts the sale of "precise" geolocation data, the language of the rest of it is a solid win for companies collecting and selling data, which doesn't surprise anyone who knows where her campaign funding comes from or where her husband works

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Gami@G4mi_·28 Nis

@TheComradeBrad @TiaSteezy9 @KBP9a91 by restricting how companies sell data?

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Comrade Brad@TheComradeBrad·28 Nis

@G4mi_ @TiaSteezy9 @KBP9a91 Oh y'all can take a boot all the way to the top of the laces without gagging huh

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Gami@G4mi_·28 Nis

@TheComradeBrad @TiaSteezy9 @KBP9a91 yes absolutely, commies be seething

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